impurrecious In reply to turntechings [2016-01-16 21:47:59 +0000 UTC]

Today's the day. But wait, what day is it? Oh, it's the day that Dave has been planning this date. Finally, a date whereas you and him can just have some fun time alone. You never thought this day would come, and it had come true. Dave is a pretty chill dude, and his hair is fluffy, that's the main thing you like so far about him. You pretty much think that you won't find a human like him anytime soon.

This is their very first date, and it makes them a little nervous, especially since they're going on a date with an actual human, and not a cat-looking humanoid. Maybe if they brought in some fish to eat, and maybe some flowers, they'd probably like that. I mean, that's what humans like, right?

Ash had started to pack everything into their basket as they had skipped over to Dave's presence. They're pretty excited about this stuff, yet so nervous still. They hope that, in the end, they won't be as nervous as of right now anymore. Roughly about 5 minutes later, Ash had finally arrived to Dave's household - wow it looks rather... tall and pretty they suppose. With a small inhale, they knocked on the door, a small hum escaped from their lips. 

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turntechings In reply to impurrecious [2016-01-16 21:53:41 +0000 UTC]

The sound alarmed him slightly at first, but then realized who it must be to give a slight smile. Hopefully it's not Bro back home- but then again, the odds are 50/50. Got up from his chair lightly kicking it aside, adjusting his shade slightly before walking over to the front door of his apartment. Maybe she won't mind the smuppets. Being slightly hesitant, he then undid one of the locks and yanked the door open. 

" well damn. y're cuter than your photo suggested- " he added with a slight texan drawl coming out; taking Bro's advice that he was informed from earlier. " c'mon in,, make y'self comfy and i'll get us somethin t' drink,,, if your thirsty at all i mean. " he added, stepping back from the door to let her in.

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impurrecious In reply to turntechings [2016-01-16 22:04:53 +0000 UTC]

Whoa, look at this nerd. He looks so much more adorable than she thought. He still looks chill, and his hair is fluffier than they imagined. They really love fluffy hair, they crave it so much. Their cheeks blushed bright blue, covering their cheeks briefly. " aaah, thank mew so much... i apurreciate it! " And with that, they slowly stepped in, looking around the place with a toothy smile on their features. 

" wow, this place looks purretty nice. it looks furry comfurtable fur a cat nap, too. "

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turntechings In reply to impurrecious [2016-01-16 22:13:41 +0000 UTC]

He'll take that as a yes. Closed the door behind her with a small chuckle. " cat lingo huh? cute. c'mon,, let's chill n' my room a bit,, get more acquainted with each other. ". Without much hesitation he took hold of her free hand softly, walking off with her toward his room- aka the last one down the hall to the left. Once they entered the smell of lemon scented spray bottle ingredient was noticeable, with a hint of,, doritos? Seems Dave really did try to make the moment special- even if there were trash on the floor and the bed laid astray. Just your stereotypical teenage territory. " how bout uh,,, y' chill on the bed. imma sit on th' chair. we can chat a bit, k teddy bear? ". Seems the nickname is a-go.

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impurrecious In reply to turntechings [2016-01-16 22:59:50 +0000 UTC]

They gave him a slight nod, holding his hand tightly. Wow, is this what it's like to date a human? That's very cute. Of course Ash wouldn't mind about a little trash and some clutter here and there. They are used to it, in fact, they like it, it makes them feel a little more relax and comfortable. With a soft sigh, she sets the basket down gently, jumping up onto his bed - but she suddenly gave a surprised meow, her face flushed a bright blue. Wow, that nickname was pretty cute. " u - um! wow..! teddy bear. what a cute name fur little ol' me!! i love that name !! "

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turntechings In reply to impurrecious [2016-01-16 23:03:10 +0000 UTC]

" ey, im glad y'd dig the nickname- wouldnt want things t' get awkward anytime soon. " he added with a jokeful tone as he sat himself back onto his computer chair. " mk so,, lemme get somethin straight with this. you're part uh,, cat right? not like it's a bad thing- more like the best thing ever really. but does that mean y' mom was human or- " he asked slightly hesitating, not wanting to make her uncomfortable or anything. Fuck he's really bad at these dating things.

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impurrecious In reply to turntechings [2016-01-16 23:49:52 +0000 UTC]

They sorta blink at the inquiry, putting their paws together and giving a slight giggle. " correct ! im indeed a cat, but im not.. really half human??? i may look a little human but im definitely not one, not even close. " They give a sigh, stretching a bit before actually getting comfortable on the bed. " my mother is a cat, and so's my dad. my dad talks in nyagengo, which is purretty much japawnese in your case???? and my mom just talks in enclawish??? english???? i dunno..! but thats why i purretty much look like this !! ...theres nothing really special about that, though. "

They sorta scratched the back of their head, looking away then started to fidget with their paws. " s - so uh??? what about mew???? how were mew born like? "

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turntechings In reply to impurrecious [2016-01-16 23:55:16 +0000 UTC]

Welp. That was,,, interesting. None the less- he still thought the fact she was part cat not bothersome at all, nor weird. Just cute in general. When she referred to himself he was a bit silent at first. " ,, me? " he even exaggerated by pointing at himself slightly before laying back on his chair slipping out a small huff. " well uh,,, not much to say really. " he started before resting his elbows on his lap and beginning to explain.

" im mostly raised by my bro,, dont really have a mother,, and i spend most of my time fighting with katanas on the roof with him, drinking aj with cheetos or doritos, and making webcomics on my blogs. " shrugged slightly not really finding this stuff 'info-worthy' or whatever. " and yeah,, that's pretty much it. "

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impurrecious In reply to turntechings [2016-01-17 00:13:50 +0000 UTC]

Ash's smile gradually changed to a frown. Wow, this poor kid has to fight with his bro. They can't help but just feel so sorry for him. 

" aww im furry sorry mew had to fight with this bro thing. it must be so horrible each time mew fight him..! " They had quickly jumped off of the bed, and then suddenly jumped on his lap and purred loudly. Hopefully purring helps him feel better. " hey, if he fights mew and mew get hurt, call me! ill purrobably fight him fur mew. and then maybe i could heal mew! ♡ "

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turntechings In reply to impurrecious [2016-01-17 00:23:31 +0000 UTC]

The color pink announced itself across his cheeks, before hesitantly relaxing one of his hands on her side slightly. " o-oh uh,, yeah,,, dont worry about it ash,, " he added somewhat nervously, finding her purring really fucking cute. God, could she get any cuter?

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impurrecious In reply to turntechings [2016-01-17 00:47:27 +0000 UTC]

Their ears perked up. Well, at least he is happy. He looks pretty cute when he blushes. They sorta put their paws on his cheeks. " dont worry about it? i should worry about !! afur all, i care about mew!! ( • ̀ω•́ ) ♡ "

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turntechings In reply to impurrecious [2016-01-17 00:50:18 +0000 UTC]

Couldn't help but smile, reaching up to rest his hands over hers tilting his head to the side. " ,, man,, its just,, your way too cute to be real. is it possible y' even exist and im not having some kinda of awesome dream 'bout now? " he asked in a jokeful tone, removing her hand from her cheek to then lightly press his lips against the top of her hand. " ♡ "

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impurrecious In reply to turntechings [2016-01-17 01:11:01 +0000 UTC]

They couldn't help but just giggle at that, looking down a bit. " i do exist ! this is a dream come true fur mew!! im here in the open..! "  Suddenly gasped when he had given them a peck on the paw, then had given him a big hug, cuddling him and happily purring and meowing. " ♡♡♡♡ !! "

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turntechings In reply to impurrecious [2016-01-17 01:13:05 +0000 UTC]

" !!! " Was caught off guard slightly by the sudden embrace, but grinned anyways hugging back- of course sneaking a small peck onto her cheek and nuzzling in her soft,, fur? hair? He wasn't sure- but it was fluffy as fuck. " so,, im guessing this date has been a success so far? " teased slightly with a chucking, petting her atop the head and even scratching her behind her ears.

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impurrecious In reply to turntechings [2016-01-17 01:33:47 +0000 UTC]

She giggled quietly, hiding her face with her paws. " a - ahh well, it's been furry great !! i love it - " Her ears perked up quickly, but lowered them afterwards and started to purr louder because that actually felt good. 

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turntechings In reply to impurrecious [2016-01-17 01:36:57 +0000 UTC]

Plan date has been a success. " good,,, im glad your enjoyin y'self " he added with another small kiss against her cheek before resting himself back on his chair and raking his fingers through what he still believed was her hair.

outofass;  at this very moment i am cuddling a fresh roll of toilet paper thinking 'wow this is soft' in my living room
help me

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impurrecious In reply to turntechings [2016-01-17 01:52:51 +0000 UTC]

She gave him one last nuzzle, before she just thought about the stuff that she brought with her. She quickly jumped off of his lap, waddling to her basket and bringing it to him. " hey! i brought some stuff fur mew! "

meow meow motherfuckers ;; bRUH THATS ADORABLE
I shIP IT
toilet paper x lonely

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impurrecious In reply to rnaneiac [2015-11-10 01:00:44 +0000 UTC]

caw caw motherfurrickers. omg i just searched up the username and noticed that the muse had the same name i ,,
but nooo im not them, but its soooorta close to my main account name pIanethead  
AAAAAH EVEN THOUGH I THINK ITS TRASH THANK YOU SO MUCH 

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rnaneiac In reply to impurrecious [2015-11-10 03:24:57 +0000 UTC]

[ ahskzhdlxjdldjxk omg for real??? i feel so stupid now omg please forgive me AA A AAAAAA A AA OMG NO????? ITS FUCKIN A+ ITS SO CUTE ]

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impurrecious In reply to Iondone [2015-10-24 09:51:07 +0000 UTC]

MEOW CAW CAW. oMG THEY ARE JUST SO SMooool aND PREC HHHHH <3

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Iondone In reply to impurrecious [2015-10-24 09:51:44 +0000 UTC]

it's a nice day today. | oocs O ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU <33

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impurrecious In reply to icy-dick [2015-10-16 11:52:59 +0000 UTC]

( / flicks ears up )
( / smol gasp !! )
( / they almost got scared there )
( / looks up at him )
( / then points at self )

" oh ?? me ?? "
" uh "
" im purretty much a cat ... hybrid thing ? "

( / squints eyes )
( / then just nods head three times omg )
( / so confuuuuused )

" i can kinda understand mew and kinda not understand mew "
" but the real question is ??? "
" are mew alright ??? you look different furom ofur humans "
" are mew cold ??? (´･︿･｀) "

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icy-dick In reply to impurrecious [2015-10-17 03:58:18 +0000 UTC]

( no nooo don't b afraid smol cat bird )
( squint )
( then nodnods @ )
     " y-yeah you "
     " there isn't e-e-exactly an abundance of w-w-weird mishmashed real life animal f-furries here "
( but they cute tho. need 2 pinch those cheeks )
     " figured "
( frown sorta deepens at the indifference response, sighing )
( yeesh )
     " r-r-right "
     " hey i c-c-could say the same for you, little fluffy-l-l-looking cat human kid "
     " you're a f-freshie "
     " and no, a-absolutely not "
     " the blue t-tint is just my normal complexion, and the icicles are just a r-r-rare t-t-type of skin disease "
     " i've h-honestly got warm f-fuzzies "
     " totally tepid "
( snarkcasm )

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impurrecious In reply to icy-dick [2015-10-17 05:43:10 +0000 UTC]

" uh yeah, im purretty much the only cat to step paw onto this pawlanet !! "
" ...maybe i am ??? (´△｀) "

( / smol shrug )
( / they need a bunch of smooches on the face pronto )
( / lil ears just flattened in response )

" um , i guess i will take the 'fureshie' thing as a clawpliment "
" i dont really know the exact purrms of fureshie but okay "
" um thats really weird though ?? "
" mew dont look quite well though "
" do humans with that kind of disease pass away furom that ?? "
" .... "
" is the question too uncomfurtable fur mew ? "
" im sorry if it is ???? "
" meow (´･_･`) "

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icy-dick In reply to impurrecious [2015-10-17 06:49:32 +0000 UTC]

     " damn, that sounds important "
     " y-y-yikes "
( precious bby deserves smooches tbh )
     " t-take it however you want squirt "
     " it's all a matter of j-judging the actual atmosphere. a-and by the looks of it, you're probably h-h-having a l-lot of trouble "
     " yo don't be insensitive, i'm a p-p-perfectly normal g-g-guy "
     " oh absolutely "
     " p-people dropping like f-f-flies as soon as they c-contract th-this bigtime b-b-b-bug "
     " i'm barely a-alive right now "
     " th-thanks for the reminder thought, dude. r-r-really appreciate it "
     " an-nyway what's y-your deal. are you like,,, 6 ? "
     " am i t-t-talking to a 6-year-o-old otherworldly cat th-thing ? "

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impurrecious In reply to icy-dick [2015-10-17 12:38:47 +0000 UTC]

" hmm ?? "
" aaah okay ?? "
" i feel bad fur mew !! "
" mew have to deal with that ... um , disease "
" and mew wont ever be warm, like most of the humans are ??? "
" it makes me so sad !!! "

( / omg theyre like so sensitive they care so much tbh )
( / flicks ears up )
( / then smiles hhhh )

" ah yes ! i believe so ! "
" i have just turned one cat years old this week !!! "
" and im sooo happy !! "
" im old enough to actually go hunting for food now ヽ(´▽｀)/ "

( / c laps hands rapidly and just,,, jumps around )
( / tHEYRE SO HAPPY OMG )

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icy-dick In reply to impurrecious [2015-10-18 21:48:44 +0000 UTC]

     " d-don't be. think of it as the honorcode of m-m-my clan "
     " beauty is pain. can't r-really expect all this r-real-life aesthetic to come f-f-free of charge, can you ? "
     " don't be s-sad "
     " really "
     " it's chill "
( what a sweetheart jfc i love them )
( quirks brow at that smile )
     " one cat year ? isn't th-that like "
     " a plethora of human years "
     " christ you're a-adorable what the f-f-fuck "
     " i didn't even know an e-existing c-c-cute of this immeasurable volume could be s-s-stably real "
     " i "
     " ?? what if i-i named you chives "
     " chives m-maria strider "
     " that's it, fantastic, that is your n-new name "

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impurrecious In reply to icy-dick [2015-10-18 23:27:00 +0000 UTC]

" hmm (´･_･`) "
" i cant help it im just so sorry fur mew "
" but um ill try not to be sad ??? "

( / fff they wont rly try they cant rly control their sadness towards ppl )
( / prec cinnamon roll )

" uh yes ?? i guess so, i dont keep up with the human years "
" oh my ! thank mew !! (´･ω･｀) "
" i always work my hardest to be successfurry cute !! "
" chives maria strider ??? "
" awww !!! that sounds adorable ! i love it "
" but i already have a name and its leaf "
" but i dont care what mew call me hehe !! "

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icy-dick In reply to impurrecious [2015-10-19 01:07:33 +0000 UTC]

     " wh-when everyone's slaving over a f-fan, sweating buckets and l-l-looking like dried prunes "
     " we'll b-be seeing who's sad for who "
( aaa pure )
     " c-called it. you don't look like someone who'd be too c-caught up in s-social n-norms "
     " it c-certainly pays off too, kiddo "
     " ch-chives m-m-maria strider "
     " that's you "
     " not saying that l-leaf isn't a majorly sicknasty name "
     " ch-chives sounds like a self-fulfilling name of s-someone who's been held responsible for making earth the passing base to h-h-hell and heaven, alongside b-being the 5-consecutive-y-year reigning arcade champion and being r-r-regarded fondly by e-ellen degeneres h-herself "
     " s-so like,, sizing them up beside e-each other h-here "
     " i th-th-think chives looks more promising "
     " y-yeah "
     " from here on out, you shall be d-dubbed "
     " chives "

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impurrecious In reply to icy-dick [2015-10-19 01:41:35 +0000 UTC]

" ???? "
" i dont get what mewr saying but, i guess i understand ?? "

" ahaha !! nice !! "
" hm the name 'chives' makes me ironically like my original name kinda "
" oh wow ! thats purretty much me in a nutshell !! but i really dont know who a 'ellen degeneres' is though so yeah "
" oh sweet ! im officially going by chives maria strider !! "
" its a purretty cute name fur me "
" i shouldve been named that in the furst pawlace "

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icy-dick In reply to impurrecious [2015-10-19 02:16:26 +0000 UTC]

    " basically what i'm saying is; wh-wh-when it's hot, and the only feeling people w-would've have adapted to is d-discomfort and a-agony,, i'll be l-living it large "
     " l-leaves and likely flora a-are pretty much st-stemming from the same words "
     " the n-name was probably strewn to the wrong cat f-f-fetus "
     " you were a d-designated ch-chives at birth "
     " ,,e-ellen's ellen and that's a-a-all that's needed to be shedded on th-this topic "
     " celebration; f-for they have f-finally obtained th-their right name "
     " ch-chives maria strider "
     " welcome to the council "
     " or the b-b-brotherhood or the cult or w/e "

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impurrecious In reply to icy-dick [2015-10-20 01:39:38 +0000 UTC]

" oh ! thats what mew meant ! that seems clear for me to understand i suppaws "
" ellen is just ellen ??? i dont even know whats wrong with them but okay i guess "
" oh cool ! a celepurration ! "
" will we have cookies and milk and cake and purritos - i mean, doritos ??? "
" that would be purrfect !! "

( / claps hands )
( / eyes sparkles hhhh )

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impurrecious In reply to wiIdly [2015-10-12 21:31:36 +0000 UTC]

" ?? "

( / twitches ears )
( / smol smile )

" oh ! um yeah ! "
" they are one hundred purrcent real ! "

( / gasps )
( / sparkly eyes ,, )
( / nod nod nod )

" ah, oh my ! "
" of course mew can !! (=´∀｀) "

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impurrecious In reply to bitching [2015-10-12 17:18:36 +0000 UTC]

a cat like me would sound like "CAW CAW". omg its okay

but holy SHIT yes this is cute asf
which reminds me
i want me u and lonely to do matching icons n shit like that but idk tho 0:

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bitching In reply to impurrecious [2015-10-12 17:43:51 +0000 UTC]

who ate all the FUCKING RAVIOLI NIGGA. DUDE im totally down to do matching icons bruh
we're cute as fuck,,, squad goals,,

i dont know about lonely though

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impurrecious In reply to bitching [2015-10-12 17:48:01 +0000 UTC]

caw caw, motherfucker. MK im gonna go draw the squad then ,,

omf i hope shes okay w / it tho

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bitching In reply to impurrecious [2015-10-12 18:00:34 +0000 UTC]

who ate all the FUCKING RAVIOLI NIGGA. 
SHE SAID SHES DOWN GOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGO

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impurrecious In reply to bitching [2015-10-12 18:02:43 +0000 UTC]

caw caw motherfucker. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT IM GONNA DRAW THEM RIGHT NOW THEY SHOULD BE DONE WITHIN SEVERAL MINS OR SOMETHING IDK

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bitching In reply to impurrecious [2015-10-12 17:53:17 +0000 UTC]

who ate all the FUCKING RAVIOLI NIGGA. 
hhh ill ask <3

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impurrecious In reply to bitching [2015-10-12 11:21:19 +0000 UTC]

a cat like me would sound like "CAW CAW". aaAAH hey !!
omg i cannOT believe that no one had taken that username yet ??? wtf 

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impurrecious In reply to elydoric [2015-09-19 20:30:12 +0000 UTC]

a cat like me would sound like "CAW-CAW". omg im gonna fite u 
u piece of SHI t :^)

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