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[2015-02-26 12:44:20 +0000 UTC]
"but, wait!! he's alive!"
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Watching: 24; Pageviews: 1006; Comments Made: 54; Friends: 24
# Comments
Comments: 53
( // slams his coffee mug on the table )
( // ok some of the liquid got on his hand AND FUCK!!! IT HURTS )
( // but he gotta keep his cool y'know...he has a reputation 'round these parts. )
" OBJECTION!! "
( // aggressively pointing there... )
( // can you maybe chill? )
" that's completely off track from what's going on here. "
" we want your testimony,Β not your life story. "( ooc. ) hey, man! it'd be really thoughtful of you to reply to this comment if you wanna chat/rp instead of commenting above it, which would really, really suck since then i'd have to hide that comment.
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/ on the phone and boy does he have some serious phone rage
/ road rage?? nah phone rage
/ walking along and angrily shouting into the phone,,
/ aND WHAT DO U KNOW HE actually punches into the air and hits someone
/ that someone being godot
/ not??? even apologizing??
/ just co ntinuing to shout into the phone
( hERE YOU GO- HERE IS THAT THING U WANTED )
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( ooc. ) thank u....i always wanted someone punching my godot, hailey, it's a dream come true....like christmas morning and then ur dad brings u to disney fuckin land at 3 am
( // people walk yeah?? yeah. so here he is walking...yknow )
( // makin' his way downtown )
( // in the streets just...walking in the crowd )
( // when he passes this guy and...... )
( // GETS A FUCKING UPPER-CUT TO THE FACE )
( // YKNOW THAT'S A FUCKIN USUAL DAY FOR MR. ARMANDO HERE Β )
( // just kinda???? WOAH THERE....stumbles back, holding his jaw bc ow )
( // ???????????????????????????????wh??what the fucking?????what )
( // why the fuck, he thinks softly........ )
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( dISNEY LAN D I SNORTED
its where ur dreams come tru after all )
/ eric isnt public friendly some of the time okay
/ this being one of them
/ oh wait he stopped walking so he's planning on at least asking if he broke anything
/ finally hangs up after a bunch of curses y'know typical adult things
/ just,, w alk s over to him
" anythin' feel broken? "
/ sTILL NO APOLOGY wow
/ mr. grump dick over here
/ someone call pls call the police
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" can't see the haters, can't see anything "
" i'm blind where am i "
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ooc ;; I LOVE THIS BC PHOENIX AND GODOT ARE EXACTLY THAT SCENCE IN HISTORY OF JAPAN LIKE ,,
phoenix: can you maybe chill?
godot: how about maybe YOU chill?
phoenix is kind of scared of godot. you'll never guess who's also kind of scared of godot.
. . ...literally everybody else.
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( ooc. ) IM CRYING THAT'S 100% THE RELATIONSHIP OF HIM AND PHOENIX P MUCH ACCURATE
godot, entering the court: (1) new war request
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ooc ;; godot is a literal human toaster like wtfΒ
OMG IM ,, replaying the entire trilogy again to get my mind fresh and I HONESTLY CANT WAIT FOR TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS BC GODOT IS SO EXTRA
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( ooc. ) p sure that it also doubles as a coffee maker bc where the fuck does he get that infinite supply of coffee man
shit man u have a strong determination while me: whatever im going to fuckin wing this lawyer shit?? THE RESULT IS BEIN HORRIBLY OOC BC I CHOSE THE WRONG MUSE DANG i dont have much time on here actually HAHAHA
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/ holds up a small petition to him and a pen
" can you please sign this petition? it's for the gathering of human souls to free the monsters !! "
/ papyrus no regular human in their right mind would sign anything for that
/ give him a gold star for effort
( here u go payback fOR THAT PUN )
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( // i......what )
( // stares down at this small child right here )
( // y'know the phrase "justice might be blind but she's not deaf" )
( // well she might as well be deaf bc???? what did he just hear )
( // he grins anyway bc hey.....children and their active imagination, right?? )
" so.. technically a human sacrifice? "
( // WHAT'S WRONG, HAILEY.......WHY ARE YOU SO SALTY???? )
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/ how did he get out of the underground anyways
/ he looks so determined to get this filled out tbh
/ he has so many signatures bc 'kids and their active imaginations' look at him go
/ bl inks his eyes
" no... yes... maybe?? ... what's a sacrifice? "
" sans said humans were meanies, and it'd be a nice gesture for them to give their souls !! "
/ sans prob told him this own april fools and he somehow?? got out ?? and is starting this petition
/ IM DISOWNING YOU RIGHT NOW-
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( // just kinda...slowly kneels down to your height, grin replaced by an actual smile for once )
( // okay, eugh, this kid was probably going to grow up as a villain or something,, are their parents murderers wtf )
" to put it in a way, it's a bit like an offering. kinda like a ritual? "
( // who's child is this...does he need to call the cops )
" ..oh? "
" who's to say he isn't a meanie first? should he, in return, give him his soul to us first to be fair? "
( // fuck u child im a lawyerβ’ ur "sans" isnt going to out-brainwash me )
( // DONT B SALTY HAILEY )
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/ blinks his eyes a few times, getting a good look at his visior ??
/ like woah thats some high tech stuff right here
/ he even has the villian name down packed 'the great papyrus' and no one will believe papyrus is his actual name
" ooh... so a not really random sct of kindness? "
/ that's not what he said papyrus
/ prob needs to call the cops- he's been missing for a few months and is assumed dead at this point tbh
" nuh-uh. sans is really nice! he lets me stay in his home all day long. and that's not a nice trade! humans trapped him and the other monsters underground in the first place. "
/ puffs out his cheeks and put his hands on his hips
/ fuck u lawyer- we using child logic in this house
/ iM GOING TO AS SALTY AS I WANT AND U CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE
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{ look @ me go
ace attorney intensifies }
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{ look aT WHAT I AM DOING CAKE,,, WHILE I AM LAZY WITH REPLIES- }
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[ i'M NOT EVEN HAVING THE GODOT MUSE
I'LL BE MAKING ANOTHER HOBO PHOENIX IN A SEC BUT
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD AT CONFECTION OM G ]
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{ oH-
AND MUCH HOBO PHOENIX- SUCH WOW
W H Y- BUT IM GLAD IT'S FUNNY THO ! }
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{ look at what i am doing cake,,, lOOK AT WHAT YOU DID }
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[ hahA
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
HHAHA!!!!!!!!
the exclamation marks show how loud im laughing
iTS LIKE FNAF ERIC SLINGBY AND NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM AGAIN CALM UR TITS ]
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{ YOU STOP THAT
U GANT CHILD
sHHHHHH NO ITS NOT
ITS DIFFERENT
WHAT TITS }
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[ tEEHEE
NO
DONT U LIE TO ME
YOU'VE BEEN MAKING AA ACCOUNTS FOR A WEEK NOW
SCREAMS @ YOU ]
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{ yOU STOP THAT
I AM NOT LYING
WHAT AA ACCOUNTS
I DON'T SEE ANY AA ACOUNTS
WHERE }
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"woah what is that on your face"
"can i touch it ?"
/ whispers i am sorry for sending you a thing
/ so many things when your muse is like dying slowly, if it still is
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" visor. and no. "
/ whispers back i'm so sorry i'm out of character
/ still dying dying so hard rn all my muses are wilting away why is this happening what did i do
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"okay--"
/ just kinda,,, iGNORES WHAT HE SAID AND REACHES OUT SO NOT CASUALLY TO TOUCH IT ? ?
/ whispers don't you worry- i feel u, cake
/ r.i.p all the muses shall be remembered,, and you did life
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/ backS AWAY KID NO GERMS
/ GERMS GERMS GERMS NO
" you understand no?? "
" it's spanish for no. "
/ so ooc it hurts
/ mike tho i killed him and dint shed a single tear,, im a horrible monster
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/ frustrated face like why cant i touch it
/ furrows his brows
"... no-?"
/ what a contradiction
/ whispers shhh dont hurt urself
/ u fiend- u,,, u mIKE KILLER
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" no. "
/ no u cannot
/ he will make coffee just to throw it at you
" no. "
/ dont tell me what to do
/ bREAKS EVERY BONE IN BODY
/ :^) heuheuhEUHEHEHEUEHHEU >:^D
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/ he just kinda stops
/ whoops he's planning something
/ like how to touch it
"fine, fine- have it your way-"
/ kindaichi should feel special if he ever does,, hA
/ iLL TELL U WHAT TO DO WHENEVER I WANNA
/ gO TO UR CORNER
/ oH MY--
/ ur eVIL
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/ narrows eyes
/ he does that a lot 2 ur characters,, i
" i will. "
/ :^)
/ :^)
/ :^)
/ :^)
/ >:^)))))))
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/ i think i have them eye narrowing characters
/ B)
"... you know what, let me touch the thing"
/ just kinda reaches out again
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" what part of NO don't you understand, kid?? "
/ pushing your face a way from him slowly
/ fROWN
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/ just kinda stares at his facial hair then his hair
/ squinting
/ wONDERING HOW OLD HE IS ?? ?
/ eric no, stop, that's rude
"yer facial 'air doesnae match th' color o' th' 'air on yer head, lad-"
/ lad ,,, eric he isn't a "lad"
/ have an eric while u sleep cake
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/ squinting back but you cant see bc visor
/ he actually has coffee this time thank god
/ if he didn't he'd probably try to drag you to a cafe like feenie,,
/ raising an eyebrow not sure why this is any of your business but ok
/ sipping the coffee ok wait- talks after 4 minutes of sipping
" would like to say the same thing about you. "
/ i'm wide awake noises
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/ that's- very true
/ oh man, good thing
/ eric would refuse the cafe though
/ he'd much prefer a bar,,, h A
/ how long can a person sip
"fair 'nough, but i died m' 'air. don' usually see younger folk dyin' their 'air all white"
"they usually save it fer when they 'r ol'"
/ i am sorry for eric, he just can't make friends
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/ v true indeed
/ wow no godot cant handle alcohol
/ one shot makes him drunk as hell
/ for him one hour ok
/ just kinda going along with this bc why not
/ kinda just low chuckle
" didn't dye my hair. "
" 't was unintentional. poison made it this way. "
/ at least this guy ain't mike
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/ these two like opposite things
/ alcohol vs coffee
/ omf,, that is a long long time man
"ah--"
"well, m' sorry 'bout th' poison, ya seem tae be fine, 'sides th' 'air. glad yer alrigh'-"
"no extra work 's great tae"
/ i,, that is true- eric seems to be trying to have a nice conversation in his own way
/ aka being a dick at first
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/ there's even a gif of him dancing wildly bc alcohol
/ lmao real man drink coffee real addicts drinks alcohol
/ phoenix; says something rly smart and evidence to support
/ godot;
/ godot;
/ godot; slurps coffee for one hour before responding
" it was years ago. "
" fell 'asleep' for half of my life. no big deal. "
" except the fact my partner dIED and there was nobody waiting for me when i woke up,, yes "
/ clenching the mug now,, then just drinks down half of it
/ just dont throw coal ok eric dont want incidents repeating
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/ i,, what- no words rn- no words
/ this is true tho,,, hA and eric isnt a reAL MAN ANYMORE
/ woah
/ everyone just waits for him to finish
/ 'u done yet bro'
/ this is why coffee shouldnt be allowed in court
"still a damned shame, ain't it?"
"ah... an' half? tha's a long time, they didnae cut ya off o' life support 'r anythin', even?"
" i think we'll get along nicely- when ya actually die, i'll request for ya t' be a reaper- "
/ glances at the coffee then back at him like nah,,, coffee ain't important nuff
/ he won't- as long as it's not christmas--- hA- but he may throw rocks
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/ i foUND IT 31.media.tumblr.com/911d41e884β¦ only one fucking shot,, i
/ i,, oΒ reaper i guess ??? what
/ i just,, a person counted the number of coffee he drank 17 mugs of coffee i
/ hOW DOES HE SLEEP
/ shrugs
" really is. "
" beats me, doc says it's a miracle i even woke up. "
" is that cosplay "
/ just got a 3 degree tongue burn,, but drinks some more i-
/ do u want coffee in ur face
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/ oH MY GOSH- wHAT,,, ?
/ y es you got it
/ w h a t- its like how many cups of tea phoenix and maya drank when they got in london
/ tHE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW
/ just kinda slips a hand into his pocket
"well, yer a lucky man, i s'pose."
"very lucky in m' opinion."
"what is cosplay"
/ godot no,,, pls
/ mAYBE-?
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/ i dON T KNOW,,
/ drinking contest gO
/ 'i know i'll drink more coffee'
/ just kinda dOWNS THE COFFEE im done here
/ clears throat
" i know. "
/ how can his tongue even stand the hot,, blistering bitterness
/ oK JUST LET ME MAKE SOME
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{ i am on tumblr
i can't explain how many godot's in dresses i've seen
or rather how many times i've seen his face pasted onto many magical girls/women wearing pink dresses }
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[ i once saw an art of him in a thong so consider urself lucky
'godot u look like a girl'
'am i a pretty girl??'
let it go let it go
the hotness of the coffee burning my tongue never bothered me anyway ]
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{ omf,,, i am sorry
/ paps ur face
'ur a very pretty girl'
no, you stop that,, iTS TOO LATE FOR THAT }
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[ also i've seen the prosecutors and defense wearing maid outfits sO OK THEN MY EYES OK
'tell me something i dont knOW'
number 1# smug ass who probs knows he's sexy
so sexy it hurts
HE GOES INTO COMA BC COFFEE hE WAKES UP FROM COFFEE WHAT THE FCJ ]
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{ iVE SEEN THAT TOO ? godot looked okay with it tho
'uR MAM WAS A FISH'
v true,,, beats lots of people in smug and sexy offs
2 sexy 4 everything
i dONT KNOW
COFFEE IS STILL HIS LIFE THOUGH
95% of his bloodstream is coffee i bet }
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[ will probably sit in a suggestive way
/ sITS WITH LEGS SO APART
/ 'what do u mean this is inappropriate-'
'wELL URS iS eDWARD CULLEN'
im 2 sexy for my shirt
2 sexy for my girl
2 sexy it hurts
injects coffee into self
now that i thnik about it maybe his old emo phase self gmail is cut4coffee ]
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