chesterfield [2017-08-04 15:52:30 +0000 UTC]

RIP Turbogrease

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

chesterfield [2017-01-19 04:49:41 +0000 UTC]

Nearly 7 years...

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

curchatovio [2009-09-13 16:48:56 +0000 UTC]

Me encanto lo que pusiste en tu Info deviant. Es chistoso.
Mi sobrinito tambien tiene un mp3 de fisher-price. JAJAJA

Mario.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

knatroka [2009-05-18 15:55:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch pal

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

A-Little-White-Lie [2009-05-15 17:44:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the watch

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

tmpst24myst [2009-05-15 09:22:29 +0000 UTC]

no shit - you really are.
nice to see you around these parts again.
-dae

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

fauxgravity [2008-06-09 19:30:14 +0000 UTC]

say what?

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

curchatovio [2008-05-11 00:52:42 +0000 UTC]

You are tuisted one.

Me gusta lo retorcido que sos.

Mario.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

elphabastevens [2007-08-05 07:54:00 +0000 UTC]

I have returned.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

windigo [2006-05-06 17:00:49 +0000 UTC]

yeeeeee hawwww! loved the video pardner!

*savin my pennies for OC*

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

windigo [2006-04-16 05:59:58 +0000 UTC]

ello my bruther, its been a long time, yet for some reason I still remember you; old love-hates diehard! heheh



93

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

fauxgravity [2006-01-08 13:45:56 +0000 UTC]

back in the us in august, come on a roadtrip with me

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

misspixie93 [2006-01-02 19:38:47 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for the sweetie.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

sternschnupper [2005-03-10 04:02:10 +0000 UTC]

to die inherits the ability to be reborn.


to love might be to loose sometimes,
but you cannot obtain anything of true value, without love.



well....
you know that anyway!
good luck!!!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

rejected [2005-02-28 15:49:55 +0000 UTC]

judging by your avatar you should checkout my gallery

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

fauxgravity [2005-02-20 15:03:22 +0000 UTC]

i fly to LAX on the 28th, didn't a little bird tell me you hung out there shooting crows from the runway?

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

jesusbite [2005-02-13 23:58:32 +0000 UTC]

Hey sweet cheeks.



So, I finally got a list up and running for the Link of the Night. If you're not on it (as in, don't get this message, and you want to), shoot me a note, or leave a message or just somehow let me know. Same goes for the instance that you want off the list - please let me know.

Happiness , by .
The Interview , by .
Rusting Bridges of Suburbia , by .

So, I did some peruzing, and earthed up these three pieces.
Happiness is beautiful in its own simplicity, and has a subtle kick to it that I find lacking in a lot of reading these days.
The Interview is an interesting little for-the-stage piece that I found myself cracking up over, all over the place. There's some great humor and dialogue going on here, as well as some great subtle toss-ins for the actors to experiment with. Something I would love to see performed.
While Rusting Bridges of Suburbia might be a little ho-hum subject-wise, the rhythm and control of meter that ~ honestbrutality has accomplished here is impeccable. It takes a lot of practice and a lot of control of vocabulary to get a good rhythm in a slam piece these days, and it's done beautifully here.



Get writing, fuckos. *jesusbite

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

angellyca [2005-02-07 20:07:48 +0000 UTC]

Hi:
I have seen I´m in your deviantwatch. Thank you.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Siadeug [2005-02-06 18:32:15 +0000 UTC]

Hey there Your writing is unbelievable.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

fauxgravity [2005-01-20 11:02:01 +0000 UTC]

oh d, let me loosen my jaw on you

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

SpookySally [2005-01-19 23:34:06 +0000 UTC]

hey thanks a lot for all the nice words ghoulie-boy! and geeeeeeee..... i love your car!!! well when i sin, i sin real good when i sin, i sin for sure.... so see ya at the devils whorehouse!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Marcellyne [2004-12-31 18:51:04 +0000 UTC]

Allo Allo?

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

victoriablue [2004-12-26 00:42:12 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so very much for adding me to your friends list ( )! It means a lot to know that I have fans & folks that enjoy my photography & modeling skills.

Feel free to comment on any of my works ( ) - I do make sure to get back to most comments & am always happy to chat ( ).

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

radiumlabs [2004-12-24 17:04:00 +0000 UTC]

Hi chesterfield hope you have a cool and groovey Xmess and i will now have to check out House of Flying Daggers. Keep well

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

ndifference [2004-12-09 21:26:40 +0000 UTC]

Dr. Dunk - I saw P&T on some teevee show last night as I drifted in and out of my Nyquil stupor. I think it was a show with Martin Sheen on it, but I was high as a kite. Anyway, P&T burned a flag in the White House. I thought of you.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

inebriate [2004-12-09 03:17:01 +0000 UTC]

Miss you much. Hope you are alive and well.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Marcellyne [2004-11-28 22:02:42 +0000 UTC]

Wher are you?

: >

I wont your blood

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

afterchain [2004-10-28 07:57:56 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for your on going support ................... [link]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

jesusbite [2004-10-19 03:21:57 +0000 UTC]

So, after a long undue abscence, the Link of the Night returns. Yeah. Enjoy it while it lasts.

After looking through some of the new submissions, I couldn't find anything worthy, so I went back to my old bookmarks and looked through them, trying to find which could stand the test of time.

The pieces I chose were stunning, and still are. They could use some polish, a little TLC, but in their own right, they're golden (albiet buried under some layers of dust).

Thieves Army - Final by is a stunning (little) epic.

Dear Fellow Sagittarian by just grooves along to its own little melody.



Here is to a (triumphant?) return!

Much love, huggings, kissings, and oral sex from your pal, .

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

mortalpsyche [2004-09-30 19:37:19 +0000 UTC]

You're just another mofo.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

msanthropist [2004-09-26 09:32:29 +0000 UTC]

For memories sake, I used to be under the username 'appeased' way back when.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

msanthropist [2004-09-26 05:20:32 +0000 UTC]

So.
We meet again.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Marcellyne [2004-09-05 09:01:57 +0000 UTC]

Allo Allo -

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

laya [2004-07-28 17:12:04 +0000 UTC]

Thanx for the fav

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

jesusbite [2004-07-20 02:07:04 +0000 UTC]

You wily, crazy bastard

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

mailorderchild [2004-06-28 02:23:58 +0000 UTC]

hehe sweet writing!

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

mortalpsyche [2004-06-14 19:17:20 +0000 UTC]

Now that would make daddy a perv

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

elphabastevens [2004-06-10 13:11:04 +0000 UTC]

Dearest Chesty,

For those "xoxoxo"s, I would even (maybe) send you grammatical errors if you asked me to. How could I possibly be offended that you actually want my words without pictures? That is a most awesome compliment, the more I think about it, that you read me for the words.
I think you'll make an excellent policeman. I confess, I have begun to firmly believe--and this is no exaggeration--that I would need medical supervision to quit smoking. The combination of a very deep-seeded addition and a mental illness do not lend themselves to any smiling replications of patch commercials.
My fiance just placed DSL in our home, and I'm getting my bearings. I shall shortly be posting more work. Until then...

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

nonentity [2004-06-10 02:24:16 +0000 UTC]

hmm?

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

nepasavaler [2004-06-04 01:10:56 +0000 UTC]

no, just apathetic.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

Marcellyne [2004-05-28 19:24:37 +0000 UTC]

T. for watch

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

fauxgravity [2004-05-14 11:55:24 +0000 UTC]

i could never fuck my therapist, i'd break his insipid dick

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

elphabastevens [2004-04-13 15:31:08 +0000 UTC]

From the Oracle

The Oracle doesn't always have the answers. () As a matter of fact, today, the Oracle is somewhat stuck with a head full of questions. Among them are:


Could the Oracle tell the difference between caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee by mere taste alone?


Is stupidity a factor, along with goodness and evil, in reincarnation, karma, or any other general spiritual "back to the beginning" sort of concept, or does it just not count?


If it takes a while for sewage treatment plants to work, and the population grows every day (even with mortality rates), where does all the increased excrement go?

Why are some things labeled a hazard in California that bear no label anywhere else? The Oracle saw this on a bottle of Oriental herbal tea, and wondered if it was still dangerous to consume in Ohio. Is still wondering, actually.


Why are disfunctional products called "lemons"? The Oracle has never seen a lemon that doesn't work.


WHAT IS IN MINCEMEAT PIE?


Why do all cats want to sit on someone who is trying to meditate--and why does it always seem to help?


Why do some songs make the Oracle drive faster before she notices?


Why does the Oracle almost always want to sort of wooga (rub hands in opposite directions on a person's facial cheecks) nuns to see how they'll react? And if the Oracle did this, would the affected nuns sue for personal damages, knowing they can have no personal possessions?


Do the Oracle's five cats possess mind control powers, and if so, is that why the Oracle always when they all within visual range of her?

The answers to these, and many other questions, are probably not forthcoming from the Oracle. However, more answers and questions can almost certainly be expected from said Oracle.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

elphabastevens [2004-04-08 16:25:21 +0000 UTC]

Note from The Oracle
To that in the White House

Yes, it's me, the Oracle, and I'm all sorts of and . I left my house today with a little bit of trepedation, because I expected all sorts of , and . You did, too, right?



You're kidding? Didn't you notice?



Well, I was going to go to my local office for the state senator to complain about a few things, but things have changed. Goverment offices don't even pretend to be anymore. They've gotten some help from the federal former and now you have to be careful what you say or else... .


I just wanted to say a few words about the fact that there doesn't seem to be much out there, and that I really need some because of when I was (and still am, but the current one is all in my ) and it cost and, well, isn't helping.



Of course I'll ! The Oracle goes on interviews like :sheep: who for every possible dipstick behind a desk who can't type, spell or read as well as she! Get a job? Okay! But, until then, um, could someone do something about the economy?



Yes, I know I need to just see my shrink in the meantime, but her costs more than I see in a week (or a month). Oh, yes, I'd talk to my friends if one of them cheers up. Oh, you didn't know? They're and they have other issues to deal with right now.



Yes, yes, yes, I know that you don't care, because you think they're , Mr. Bush, but if I don't have the for a doctor and can't afford rental space on my doctor's (or even contribute to rent for our ) than can't you just shush with the tax money I AM giving you and put some of it towards something I need???



Now wait, Mr. Bush, I didn't say anything against the I just said something about money, although now that you mention it...



Now, listen, Mr. Bush, I really expected to leave my house and see and but it seems like people are still or . Trust me, though, that come November, we'll have done our :mediation: and and well know who really needs to be ---and we'll still be just as much as we were when you were making us wish we had never seen your :voodooprophet: face.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

mariamaria [2004-03-14 16:58:25 +0000 UTC]

I'll play anything in a low-lit bar with you. But you'll have to teach me shuffleboard.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

suzi9mm [2004-01-27 20:38:57 +0000 UTC]

oh and i see u like my countryman Qumma; maybe u're interested in seeing more of his art here [link]



jen

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

suzi9mm [2004-01-27 20:37:51 +0000 UTC]

well, i'm glad AND surprised u liked it so much, but then, u explained your fetish. there will be more in the series, not very sluttish though. but feel free to express your opinion, always welcomed...

jen

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

inebriate [2004-01-20 19:00:34 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I found it after making that comment, I thought it used to be your ID, so I didn't realize it was still there.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

inebriate [2004-01-19 19:44:40 +0000 UTC]

I miss that picture of you with Pen & Teller.

👍: 0 ⏩: 0

evilfaeries [2003-12-31 18:20:01 +0000 UTC]

👍: 0 ⏩: 0