fortissimos In reply to faIseprophet [2018-01-07 20:08:40 +0000 UTC]

LOL OHGMY GOD?

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thegIamreaper In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-22 10:24:49 +0000 UTC]

drop dead gorgeous. this is gonna be good, I feel it in my bones[🗝 ] people say there's a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell, which should definitely say something about the sheer amount of paperwork Lady Death has to sort out for Satan.
[🗝 ] still, meeting the big guy in person isn't all that intimidating; he actually looks pretty chill. Shame about all the damned souls, though.

"Hey, so... what am I supposed to call you, again?"

[🗝 ] She'd normally call him something respectful like "my lord", but given his crazy sweater and snapback, it's getting a bit hard to take him seriously.

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aIiferous In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-18 21:32:11 +0000 UTC]

i. squishes his cheeks. " i wub you vewy much. "

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faIseprophet In reply to aIiferous [2017-09-18 21:42:58 +0000 UTC]

i. i see a breakup in the near future.

"vat's gwreat an aww..."

ii. he's got that premium squishy voice.

"but could voo fop ih?"

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aIiferous In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-18 22:09:20 +0000 UTC]

i. I THINK NOT YOU TRICKASS BITCH. " aww, you sound so cute !! "ii. she's fawning so much over him, but she decides to let go of his cheeks. " okay, just because you asked nicely, i won't squish your cheeks. "

" for now. "

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skull-boss In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-17 23:27:41 +0000 UTC]

"Mistah Satan right? Back me up bro -""Arceus ain't a thing is it?""'Got sum people trippin' cuz I tell em' das baloney."(/ goosema here has the tendency of turning a deaf ear regarding knowledge & stories from other regions. yikes.

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aIiferous In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-16 22:22:16 +0000 UTC]

BITCH, THIS GODDAMN LAYOUT IS GOODER THAN A FUCKING BITCH

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faIseprophet In reply to aIiferous [2017-09-17 00:17:13 +0000 UTC]

the devil's music. AAAAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH IT TOOK FOREVER.
fun fact: it's a cluster fuck of garbage.

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aIiferous In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-17 01:03:33 +0000 UTC]

INDIE FUCK I MISSED YOU SORRY THATS REALLY GAY BUT HI I LOVE YOU AND MISSED YOU A LOT IM SO?!?!?? fuck

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faIseprophet In reply to aIiferous [2017-09-17 03:22:12 +0000 UTC]

the devil's music. IT'S BEEN LIKE A DAY, SHUT UP BKVKKVKC

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aIiferous In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-17 13:57:08 +0000 UTC]

BITCH YOU COULD BE GONE FOR -8 SECONDS AND I'D DIE

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faIseprophet In reply to aIiferous [2017-09-17 16:40:37 +0000 UTC]

the devil's music. how are you not already dead then.

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aIiferous In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-18 21:23:57 +0000 UTC]

ive been dead since 2001 (the year of my birth)

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mortyfying In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-16 06:35:24 +0000 UTC]

" how many people you gotta kill before you're like "
" sent to the shitty part of hell "
" asking for a friend "

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faIseprophet In reply to mortyfying [2017-09-16 15:23:58 +0000 UTC]

"uhh, it should depend on how you kill 'em."
"like, if a hundred dudes try and attack you without you provokin' 'em and shit, and you kill 'em all, then you don't go to the shitty part."
"if you like, mutilate a kid for hours before killing them, then you're goin' to the shitty part of hell."

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mortyfying In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-16 16:49:48 +0000 UTC]

" okay cool "
" but uh "
" like,, "
" what if someone forces you to kill someone? like, in a real bad way? "

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faIseprophet In reply to mortyfying [2017-09-16 16:53:53 +0000 UTC]

"context, gimme context."
"there's a billion variables to what you're sayin', kid."

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mortyfying In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-16 16:58:18 +0000 UTC]

( / sw ea t  s )
" weeeeeeeell. um. y-y-y-you know rick, right? "
" well, like... geez, he does this to me a lot, but... f-for example, uh... if- if i was told to shoot something, and reassured that it was just a... a robot, so it was okay, but then, like... turns out it's actually not a robot, but something that's alive and all that. but, like, i-i-i-i still killed it, because i didn't know. would th-that count? "

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faIseprophet In reply to mortyfying [2017-09-16 17:05:15 +0000 UTC]

"alright uhhh...was the thing you killed tryin' to kill you?"
"if so, you're good, self defense and shit."
"if not...i'd have to think about that shit. i mean, probably not? unless you did like, really bad shit, i ain't gonna put you in the shitty part of hell, you're fuckin' crazy and i love it."

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mortyfying In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-16 17:12:30 +0000 UTC]

" i mean -- yeah, but... "
" me a-a-and- and rick were doing something illegal, so... they were kinda in the right. i-i guess. i'm not... really sure anymore. so much shit has happened that everything just seems like a big blur. "
" and- a-a-a-a-a-and i'm not crazy! "
( / he says that but mmmm the 'purge planet' incident says otherwise )

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faIseprophet In reply to mortyfying [2017-09-16 17:20:35 +0000 UTC]

"naw, dude. you're definitely kinda crazy. somethin' is fucking wrong up in your head. fact."
"but, i do know that you wouldn't do any of this shit if rick wasn't around, so that helps make shit less wrong."
"you're like...24/7 at the wrong place at the wrong time doing the wrong shit."

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skull-boss In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-16 02:33:25 +0000 UTC]

SKULL BOSS [ ☠ ] ▌ confession time: i check ur account out on a regular basis - i have a strong feeling that these 2 would understand the other despite the numerous outbursts they'll share

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faIseprophet In reply to skull-boss [2017-09-16 02:38:02 +0000 UTC]

the devil's music. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh holy shit, thanks???
PLEASE. I'M SO DOWN TO RP WITH HIM. i still haven't beaten moon because i'm a piece of shit, but hey, i know what guzoomie looks like.

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skull-boss In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-16 03:31:00 +0000 UTC]

SKULL BOSS [ ☠ ] ▌ holy shit lemme come off as less creepy but more accurate: whenever i see ur icon on anyones watch list, i click it instantly i dont make the rules
yO IT'S THE WEEKEND TURN UP 🥂. lol its fine same here, like i completed the main story line, but not 100% of the game u feel
want me to leave you something ?? its likely gonna be a crummy script OTL but it can always ascend anytime :'D

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faIseprophet In reply to skull-boss [2017-09-16 04:02:56 +0000 UTC]

the devil's music. I REALLY LIKE THE ICON. it's from one of the best music videos ever. (:
i've never 100% a pokemon game, like, with a full pokedex and shit. i've got a friend who does and she's fucking insane soooo.
that'd be awesome! i'm fine if you write in script, but i'm better with lit, so i'll probably reply with that!

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aIiferous In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-15 20:30:13 +0000 UTC]

" oliver, c'mon, i've got work to do - "i. okay, she doesn't actually have anything to do, but she really can't be bothered - she's trying to sow more clothes for herself, and all the other did was constanly bug her while she did so.
ii. it didn't help that she sowed the old fashioned way - needle and thread - so the process was not only more grueling, but painstakingly slow.
iii. her fingers are used to it, though, used to the way the needle is supposed to move and the tightening of the thread. she notices how much quicker she was getting at it, and it made her proud. " oli, come on - i just wanna' finish sowing this, and then you can bother - "iv. the needle pricks at her finger, making a clean, skinny slice across it, and she lets out a yelp of pain, dropping the dress she was sowing with tears pricking her eyes. " ow ... look at what you made me do ! now that dress is ruined, aw, man ... "v.  she sucks on her finger at an attempt to stop the blood, but to no avail. " do you have a bandaid or something ... ? "

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faIseprophet In reply to aIiferous [2017-09-16 01:23:10 +0000 UTC]

"i can see that but this is payback for all the times you bother m-" he cuts himself off when the other cuts her finger. he blinks in pure bewilderment, "imani... holy shit..." he pinched the bridge of his nose, "you're god. heal yourself. make the dress in a fuckin' second. it ain't that hard." oliver huffed, leaning against the desk, "i can chop my dick off right now and be fine, you pricked your finger, ow oh my god."

with how much oliver overused his omnipotence to fuck with people, it always pissed him off how imani just willingly ignored her nearly infinite power. the only thing she couldn't use her omnipotence on was him, so why not use it all the time? even if it wasn't for evil intent? it just annoyed him, making him even more bothersome than usual.

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aIiferous In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-17 14:11:46 +0000 UTC]

" ugh, how many times do i have to explain this to you, i feel like it's every other goddamn second; i don't like using my powers often. i want to be as human as possible and experience things the way humans do. i do this so that way i can understand them a bit better and not have to be clueless as to how they operate. "i. again, she sucks on the cut on her finger to get rid of some of the blood, rolling her eyes. it was weird, yes - god could do whatever she wanted yet she refused to in order to be humble - but that's what made her god. she built humans in the image of herself, so why not continue to be just a tad bit more human and a tad less godly ?

ii. but, because she really, really didn't want to deal with any of oliver's constant whining, once her finger was out of her mouth, the cut was gone - but she refused to do anything with the dress. sowing was her favorite activity, so she would start that process again. " besides, i like doing things the hard way sometimes. like sowing ! i love sowing. y'seem to love my sowing too, considering y'wear the clothes i make you. "

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faIseprophet In reply to aIiferous [2017-09-17 16:33:32 +0000 UTC]

"which is super fucking dumb. i know how humans operate and i use my omnipotence all the time." he said, shoving his hands into the pocket of his bright pink hoodie, "i just don't fuckin' get it, imani... i just don't." he said, shaking his head a little.

"you are a good sewer, i'll give you that. but by that logic, so am i. i just don't sew." oliver looked down at his hoodie, "i think you sewed this, right? you made this a couple months ago, i think. it's soft as fuck. i like it." he stated with a brief smile, gently running his hands along the soft, warm insides of the pocket, wiggling his fingers around a bit.

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captivatings In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-15 17:55:44 +0000 UTC]

Clothing Specialist. This account is beautiful oml. 

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faIseprophet In reply to captivatings [2017-09-16 02:38:42 +0000 UTC]

the devil's music. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
watch me change the layout soon uwuwuwuwu

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captivatings In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-16 23:15:38 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome!!!!
Ohhh sounds cool!!!

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faIseprophet In reply to captivatings [2017-09-17 17:06:23 +0000 UTC]

the devil's music. it has been done. ((((((:

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captivatings In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-17 20:24:23 +0000 UTC]

I like it 8^)) The colours go nice with the character.

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bebe-oiseau In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-15 04:48:58 +0000 UTC]

 "...Is it true that you were a snake once?"
"That's like something out of my comic books...."

"Granted how do I even know you're real-"

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faIseprophet In reply to bebe-oiseau [2017-09-15 11:18:19 +0000 UTC]

"ain't you read the book? yeah."
"that shit was a loooooooooooooong time ago."
"and-"

i. he pats his chest.

"last time i checked, i'm real."

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buIlseye In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-14 19:49:46 +0000 UTC]

ooc. how do i know if this llama is blessed or cursed

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faIseprophet In reply to buIlseye [2017-09-15 14:30:34 +0000 UTC]

the devil's music. cursed llama that will kill your whole family.

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buIlseye In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-15 14:34:23 +0000 UTC]

ooc. frick
well its time to turn to the dark side for revenge

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faIseprophet In reply to buIlseye [2017-09-15 14:44:48 +0000 UTC]

the devil's music. the dark side of revenge is on the dark side of the moon, but there is no dark side of the moon so don't fuck with me.

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buIlseye In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-15 14:47:17 +0000 UTC]

ooc. fine then i'll kill you with kindness does that work since that doesn't exist

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faIseprophet In reply to buIlseye [2017-09-17 17:55:57 +0000 UTC]

the devil's music. please do. that sounds great.

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non-mortem In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-14 03:37:58 +0000 UTC]

under the red hood; lemme just say i love your face claim choice. i love tyler the creator so much

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faIseprophet In reply to non-mortem [2017-09-14 10:57:53 +0000 UTC]

the devil's music. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
tyler's a Good Boy.

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triichy In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-14 03:12:50 +0000 UTC]

outofthearcade.
thanks for watching!! i hope we can
chat or roleplay sometime!!

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faIseprophet In reply to triichy [2017-09-14 12:06:33 +0000 UTC]

the devil's music. sure! wanna plot something?

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triichy In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-14 15:10:58 +0000 UTC]

outofthearcade.
sure!! i'm pretty trash at plotting but i sure can try. B')

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faIseprophet In reply to triichy [2017-09-15 14:31:30 +0000 UTC]

the devil's music. alrighty! any ideas on how they could meet?

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triichy In reply to faIseprophet [2017-09-15 21:47:06 +0000 UTC]

outofthearcade.
oh wow i have...........no idea at the moment aaa.

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