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ooc ] promo: go watch my guitar freak baby i’m more active over there ❣️
burninglightning
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ooc ] the only person in the world that calls me star-chan is the one and only KAI <33 hi i miss u girl
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ooc ;; iSSA MEEEEE <33333 hi hi bab omg its been a while ;;; how have you been lately???
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ooc ] i’ve risen from the grave ?? maybe ??? lol i’ve been so dead on da but otherwise i’m good !! ❤️
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(i.) here she comes, be prepared
"hey, axel, how many times do you have to tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?"
"ten-tickles!"
(ii.) the blonde smiles cheekily. oh god, that was terrible i'm sorry.
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"...Whut? I don't get it."
★ | lmao he's just playing dumb with her.
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(i.) the blonde arches her brows, a hint of a pout pulling at her lips.
"seriously? or are you just fucking with me?"
(ii.) paisley places her hands on her hips, her hazel green eyes piercing the red haired man.
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★ | looks at her with a deadpan look.
"Why would ya wanna tickle a damn octopus?"
"They can't fucking laugh. They'll just squirt piss right in your face if that happens."
★ | casually exhales some smoke.
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"it's just a stupid joke, ya idjit"
(i.) the woman rolls her eyes at axel, playfully nudging his shoulder. paisley sent the man a pout, resting her chin in the palm of her hand.
"you're no fun"
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★ | lol you think a punny joke will work on him?
“Terrible. My sense of humour just flew out the window this morning.”
“Dunno where it is.”
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(i.) paisley ran her tongue over the front of her teeth, releasing a quiet scoff. she gently shakes her head, curls bouncing.
"haha, very funny, smartass"
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★ | just then lash walks in, surprisingly without a cigarette hanging from his mouth.
"What's happening?"
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(i.) the blonde looks up at the man with a smile, her brows arching. she leans back in her chair, digging out a cigarette from her jacket pocket.
"ah, nothing much"
"just talking about how axel doesn't have a sense of humor"
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★ | axel blew his lips, rolling his eyes as he mumbles out.
"She told me a pretty shitty joke. Of course my sense of humour is lost."
★ | lash just grins, leaning his shoulder against the doorframe and pushing some hair away from his eyes.
"Hah! What was the joke? Oh, can I borrow a smoke?"
★ | he leans down to fish the carton sticking out of axel's pocket but he just nudged away from him.
"Get your own."
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(i.) paisley stuck the cancer stick between her lips before reaching into her own carton of cigarettes and giving one to lash.
"here, man."
(ii.) the woman offers before lighting up her own stick and taking a deep drag of it. smoke billows out of her lips, a coy smile crossing her face.
"do you really want to hear it? because i don't think axel's humor can take it."
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★ | lash wouldn't bother pissing off axel, so he just took the cig paisley offered, mumbling a 'thanks' and fishing out his own lighter from his pocket. as he lit up, axel scoffed cynically at paisley's remark, half rolling his eyes.
"Sure. Try me."
★ | lash shrugs lightly, shoulder back to leaning against the doorway, puffs of smoke emitting from his mouth as he awaited.
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(i.) paisley glances over at axel before releasing a sigh, the cigarette dangling from her lips. with slender fingers, she removes the cancer stick, smoke billowing into the air.
"alright, here it goes."
"how many times do you have to tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?"
"tentacles "
(ii.) oh god i'm so sorry
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★ | axel just... facepalmed. lash blinked... and then he got the joke, shoulders shaking in laughter.
"What?"
★ | at least he hasn't lost his funny bone. axel had a more dry sense of humour, but lash would laugh at pretty much anything. he's a cool dude.
"Okay, that was pretty good, not gonna lie."
★ | the guitarist complimented, glancing down at axel's misfortune. then he snapped his fingers with a point.
"Oh, shit, I got one. Uh... How... no- Why-- fuck... What... Dammit, I forgot."
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(i.) lash's laugh actually brought a bright smile to paisley's face. the blonde gently nudged axel with the tip of her elbow, a soft chuckle emitting from the woman.
"hey, at least someone likes it."
(ii.) paisley was only teasing, of course, she didn't mean any ill intent. the blonde looks up at lash with arched brows, a playful smile tugging on her lips.
"it's okay, man. maybe it'll come to you later"
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★ | well axel rolled his goddamn eyes at them. but you could still see the smile on his face before he quickly took a drag of smoke to like hide his amusement.
★ | shoving his hands into his levi's, lash grinned slyly at paisley, cigarette just hanging from his lips in that trademark style of his.
"I'm good at dirty jokes. Like super dirty ones that you probably don't wanna hear."
★ | to which axel looked up at his bandmate like, da fuq...
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(i.) paisley looks up at lash with raised brows, her own cigarette dangling from her lips. now saying things like that only made the woman more curious. the blonde tilted her head, taking a deep drag of her cancer stick, her curls falling to one side.
"oh really, huh?"
(ii.) she removes the cigarette from her mouth, a smirk crossing her lips.
"now you gotta tell me at least one. i'm too curious"
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"Nah, it's not women friendly."
★ | he replies dismissively. there's a beat and a tiny snicker left lash's lips, biting back his laugh.
"You're so full of shit, man..."
★ | axel was shaking his head at him, but he also had to bite back his own laughter. sorry they're completely terrible-
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(i.) paisley emits a scoff, her brows raising at the boys' antics. the blonde takes a deep drag of her cigarette, watching them with curious eyes. it wasn't often that she was left out of a joke, but damn her curiosity for making her want to know more.
(ii.) she shakes her head, her curls bouncing with the movement. before speaking, she looks between axel and lash, a quiet smirk on her face.
"come on, i can handle it."
"unless you're actually full of shit"
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★ | get ready for this bullshittery.
"Okay, so I used to love this girl, right? But I had to kill her. And I can still hear her complaining six feet under!"
★ | lash just had this shit-eating grin on his face - looks like paisley got punk'd. whereas axel just snorts, a petty laugh - he wasn't laughing at the joke... more so he was laughing at the fact that this fool quoted lyrics from their song!
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(i.) oooff look at this bullshit
(ii.) paisley narrows her eyes at lash, knowing that that was no joke, or if it was, it was pretty shitty. catching the looks between the boys, she knew they were messing with her....but why did that sound so familiar?
(iii.) she merely remains quiet, processing the words with her sly mind. her fingertips lightly tap on the glass before they suddenly stop. her eyes brighten up and she releases a quiet laugh.
"wow lash, those sound more like lyrics than a joke."
"but hey...what do i know?"
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ooc. heres ur starter cutie patootie i hope u enjoy <3i. so, yeah, it'd been awhile since eirene had... been in public. maybe a month.
ii. she wasn't a hermit, she swears! she's just been really working on a special something that who knows, maybe it'll be big, maybe it wont. BUT tonight, she decided to get out of the house by going out by herself- maybe go get a drink.
iii. so, silently slipping into the night, she decides to wander the streets until she finds something that catches her eye; a tiny bar, gentle neon signs glowing throughout the darkness. eirene will settle here!
iv. so, entering it and waving to the bartender, she decided to just take a seat at the end of the bar, mumbling some random drink that she probably would forget about tomorrow. she doesnt give a shit.
v. a few minutes would pass, eirene would listen to various chatter around the quiet bar, before she hears the door open, peaking over her shoulder to get a glimpse of who just walked in and holy fuck!
vi. strawberry blonde hair, dead eye stare, natural resting bitch face- it's him! rockstar man! axel! stop freaking out! i'm not freaking out! fuck, who cares? HIS BAND RELEASED AN ALBUM.
vii. she widens her eyes a little bit and ducks her head back down before he could see her; and gently taps on the bar to catch the barkeeps attention.
viii. she signals the barkeep over and whispers to him, digging through her wallet and handed him a ten. she wanted to do something nice- even if it was something as small as this.
ix. she hears the scraping of a stool being pulled out, and she peaks over her arm to see him sitting down, smoking a cigarette- and she sees the barkeep approaching him, and hands him the drink that she ordered for him. various words exchanged, some gestures, and he looks over at her - and axel does, too.
x. and she perks up a little, waving at him with a polite smile.
" uh- hi. "
" i'm the chick that called you a rockstar? i don't know if you remember, but... "
xi. shes probably making a fool out of herself right now, but it's okay.
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ooc ] bitch ur writing is just so cute i die ok i die
★ | nothing like barhopping to avoid shit, right? axel used to do this a lot as a hobby during the pre-fame era... and pretty much still does to this day - walking alone into bars and meeting strange people, picking up fights and what have you. nothing much has changed since becoming a rising star talent, except the added addition of annoying fans and the paps. thank god this bar here seemed dead the minute he walked in, save for a few people who probably didn't recognise him or were too scared to approach his ass. he liked it that way. peace at last.
★ | beelining for the bar, he pulls out the stool, sat down and whips out his marlboros for a nice smoke before anything. pulling the ashtray towards him with a finger, he exhales a cloudy stream of smoke into the air, tapping the end of his cigarette into the tray just as the bartender approached him, sliding him a drink on the wooden surface. hold on, he didn't order yet. the barkeep informed him it was from the misses, nodding in her direction. axel's gaze followed suit to spot the platinum blonde girl right at the far end of the bar, greeting him with a small wave.
★ | right from the bat she seemed familiar and she further jogged his memory by stating she was the one who called him a rockstar directly to his face that one time. it was then that axel finally came to recognise the fellow musician.
"Man, you like to disappear a lot, don't you?"
★ | he shifts on the stool, turning his body to face her as he softly shakes his head, pinching the bridge of his nose. an amused scoff escapes his mouth, cigarette burning away between fingers.
"Yeah, I know you. You're the chick from that band. Uh..."
★ | within a second, he snapped his fingers, pointing at her.
"Culture, right? Yeah, we keep bumping into each other..."
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i. she grins a little when he looks at her, swinging her legs from the stool slightly and giggles. oh sweetheart.
" i- tend to do that a lot, yes! i don't mean to, it just... "
ii. she's searching for the word, biting on her cheek as she squints, finger swirling in a circular motion as she tries to think.
" it just happens. i don't mean to do it! i just get lost in time and then suddenly i haven't left my house for a month. "
iii. you're a mess, eirene. but she nods when he got the band name right. good job axel, at least she isn't totally forgettable!
iv. she squints when he says that, nodding along and resting her head in her hand.
" a reoccurring theme, i guess? i dunno. coincidence? "
v. she shrugs a little, tapping her fingers on the bar as she tries to think of what she was gonna say next.
vi. she's lost in thought before physically jolting up a little bit, and a small grin on her face appears.
" oh! congratulations on your album!! "
" i heard about it- i haven't gotten to listen to it yet because i've been busy, but...! "
vii. she gives a genuine, warm smile. eirene, you're too good for us, honey
" congratulations. i always had a feeling you could do it, y'know? "
" not to say i wasn't thinking you were before- but you have that determination in you. and determination's good! "
viii. she hopes she isn't being weird. i'm so sorry axel, please forgive her, she's trying.
ix. she scratches her neck, looking off to the side.
" i don't really have anything to show that like, i'm happy for you, at the moment, but- i thought a drink would be atleast somewhat substantial... or good enough. "
x. she shrugs, internally slapping herself in the face. she sounds so stupid right now, probably. idiot.
xi. but, it's the thought that counts??
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★ | axel wasn't really expecting an answer from her - the disappearing remark was more of a rhetorical question than anything. i mean everyone disappears from time to time when they had shit to do, even him, so he could understand where she came from.
"If you believe in that shit."
★ | he rose a single shoulder in a half shrug, one corner of his mouth pulling in a sceptical smile, giving the end of the cig a quick tap into the tray, fingers placed on his chin. some things had a much more deeper meanings than mere coincidences.
★ | it was nice to hear the congrats on the appetite album. it's mainly what axel hears these days, and questions like touring and the next album plans. and sure if there's one thing you gotta know about ax, it's that he's determined as fuck when it comes to his music. he starts the sentence off with a small laugh.
"Yeah, thanks. Took a damn while for sure, but you get there in the end. I would'a given you a copy for free if I had one on me. Signed if you want."
★ | he shoots her a quick wink. he's given every one of his friends his album as a gift so eirene pretty much deserved that, even if she was just an acquaintance. but he already thought she was cool. maybe a little awkward. but cool. and her band, even if he hadn't yet listened to much of their material. call axel the generous asshole. he makes a mental note to give her a signed copy later.
"But listen to it soon as possible, yeah? Blood, sweat n' tears goes in that album... and more."
★ | he smirks to himself, knowing what he meant and keeping her guessing. yep, a lot of raunchy shit went in appetite - the infamous rocket queen for example. he didn't give a shit what people thought about it cos it was his music so fuck them. axel calls the shots.
★ | he just waves his hand dismissively, the smoke from the cigarette creating a wispy line as he does.
"Shit, don't worry about it. I don't need no surprise, man."
★ | he reached his cigarette-occupied hand for his cocktail, fingers grasping the glass as he brought it to his lips.
"Good ol' Jack n' Coke does the trick. You know your shit."
★ | he subtly raised his glass to her and took a sip of the iced beverage.
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oochenlo im back i failed u
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ooc ] !!!!!! BBY
are u back for real bc my muse is srsly gonna go flatline it needs saving
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ooc. Tbh as cool as these two are I don't think they would get along??
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ooc ] and why not
it's not like ax fights everyone he sees..... okay maybe that's true he does
but unless jazz gets on his bad side straight up they could be buds??????
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"I'm surprised I hadn't had to meet you sooner with some of your bad habits."
"Not that I want to meet more than this, but don't be surprised when you find me on your doorstep."
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"What can I say? God loves me. The Devil can't touch me."
"I'm holier than thou, motherfuckerrrrrr."
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Queen Jadess. girl idk how you make your page so short but also good lmao teach me
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ooc ] magic honk honk
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ooc ] eighth memeeee
08 ] SHADOW OF YOUR LOVE | MEME
[ Guns N' Roses - Shadow of Your Love ]
Now I'm reckless
Gonna have some fun
I had a woman who had said it was all alright
Now I'm back the only one
And I ain't standing
Never standing in the
SHADOW OF YOUR LOVE
— Starter Mix
SHORT
“I never asked for you to be perfect.”
“Want to come upstairs?”
“Don’t worry, I’m over it now.”
“You are so full of it.”
“What do you mean ‘oops’?”
“You’re the best, you know that?”
“I can fix that.”
“Do I want you to go? No.”
“Yes, I’m naked and no I’m not ashamed.”
“It’s not helping.”
“How was that your first reaction?”
“I feel lazy and it’s great.”
“I even respect what you did.”
“This is a terrible plan.
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[ You have one new voice message! ]
"Hey Axel, it's Jeff! Congrats on the album release, heard you guys are prepping to tour!"
"If you and any of the guys have time, I'm having a party at my place tonight at seven."
"I live in the wooden neighborhood east of the Rockwell, it's the only two story house."
"Call me back man, peace!"
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sketchy girls and lipstick boys.
sorry this is overdue, oof( | having heard about their recent signing, he decided to give axel a ring to congratulate him and the rest of the band. sure he could have just texted him, but he thought he would be a tad old fashioned. besides, it had been a while since he had caught up with the guy now he was a rockstar with a demanding schedule and in the middle of recording his debut album. )
( | fishing his phone out of his pocket, he brought axel up in his contacts and tapped the call button. holding the device up to his ear, he waited for the other to pick up. when he did, his lips stretched back into a grin. )
"Hey, man. How's it going?"
"Congratulations, fuckers! You're officially famous."
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★ | it had only been some few days since their official signing with geffen records, and the serpentines were already in the middle of their recording sessions. that's how busy they were, putting all their valuable time in the studio. speaking of studios, they now had their very own recording studio where they all get to hang out and bunk in. this was all thanks to their label. getting geffen was like hitting the fucking jackpot. they couldn't have been more lucky with any other label. the guys at geffen offered the boys full artistic freedom as well as money in advance, and this cosy studio. axel was already sold at a label who wouldn't change anything about them, not even their music.
★ | however, the only thing their label wanted was for their debut album to be dropped in july - just under two months. that did amount to a lot of pressure on the boys, hence why they're mostly stuck in the studio. geffen's ideas was to make these boys shoot up quick. they knew this album would become a chart topper success within weeks of releasing. it would fire up instantly. so they absolutely did not want to waste no time in making that happen. the serpentines already knew what artwork and tracklist was gonna be on the album, so that part was sorted - they planned this in advance of their signing because of course they knew it was gonna happen. they've always been confident about themselves.
★ | the band were having a break in the middle of an intense recording session of welcome to the jungle. chilling with beers, cigs, sodas, whatever, axel's phone rang from a distance. his producer was kind enough to toss him his phone to where he sat at the bohemian floor cushions (courtesy of albany). the caller was his buddy ezra. the last time he saw him was when he visited LA which was quite a while ago. it would be a good time to tell the guy the awesome news! informing the boys it was ezra's call, axel decided he'd put the phone on loudspeaker. the moment he answered the call, ezra was the first to speak up.
"Yooo, Ez--"
★ | axel was cut back short when he heard the sudden congratulatory yell from ezra. damn, so the news already reached him all the way in vegas? that's frickin' awesome! the redhead chuckles with a wide, delighted grin, swirling the liquid of the pepsi can in his hand that hung over his knee as he leans back against the bottom of the couch.
"Thanks, man, thanks. It feels good."
★ | the boys started cheering and whooping loudly in the background. axel turned the phone towards them so ezra gets to hear all the action. stevie was banging his drumsticks on the table along with the noise. axel laughs, turning the phone to him as he spoke over the noise.
"You hear that?"
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( | ezra couldn't help but let out a chuckle hearing the noise from the other end of the line. they sounded beyond thrilled, and why wouldn't they be? they were soon going to drop an album that he just knew was going to rise to the top of the charts. he personally thought they were brilliant musicians, otherwise he wouldn't have asked them to play at his club or attended their shows out of town. )
( | he was proud of how far they had all come. the serpentines had truly earned their newfound fame through the blood, sweat and tears they had put into their music and getting themselves out there. though he couldn't help but feel that he had some part in the success of the boys; that he had spread some awareness of the band. blame his conceited nature. )"You better not forget about me when the fame gets to your heads."( | he teased once the noise had begun to die down so he could be heard. okay, so he was maybe fishing for some kind of appreciation or gratitude. he could live without it, though. )"And I better get a sneak preview of the album too. Or at least one of the first copies."
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"The fame's already gotten to our heads!"
★ | izzi was heard over the phone. the pre-fame success had already gotten to all of their heads. they've been living the sex, drugs, rock n' roll life ever since they started out - everything seemed to fall right into their laps. honestly, LA was the most easiest place to get this access when you basically live in the middle of sunset strip, shaped and moulded by it. no telling what's gonna happen next. let's all hope they live long enough because it's only just starting.
"Signed editions. Only the very best for our biggest fan."
★ | axel says with a bit of vocal fry heard in his voice, clicking his tongue at the end of the sentence.
"We'll throw in a free poster, too!"
★ | lash was clearly teasing and if only ezra could see the grin on his face - which wasn't hidden by his hair. it was pretty crazy with all the photoshoots happening in between. they had a session tomorrow. now they had their own make up and wardrobe people whereas before they had to do all that shit themselves. axel's had his female friends do his hair and make up before, and sometimes albany would help out too, but mostly he would do it himself. now? he'd just sit back in the dressing room and let those ladies do the work.
"You should come down here and party with us! Rock the fuck out!"
★ | that was popcorn stevie, hopping over the cushions and flopping down next to axel with his feet on the table. chewing some gum, he blew a big bubble that almost got in axel's hair.
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"No thanks. I don't want your ugly ass plastered across my wall."( | he said with a chuckle. he was only joking of course and he knew lash was as well, though he would still pass. )"Hey, I'd love to, man. Just hit me up when you guys are free."( | that was if they ever found the time to spare. he was sure that once that album dropped they would all have barely any room to breathe. there would be interviews and conferences, shows, invitations to headline events and so much more nonstop. maybe they could put in a good word for him, slip in a few more of those vip passes. )
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"Aww, fuck you, man. At least decorate your club with us. It'll get more people comin'."
★ | lash responds jokingly, lying on his back against a small platform on the floor, shirtless and playing with some paper thingy in his hands. bud was strumming his acoustic guitar in the background, warming up his fingers and izzi just chilled out with his own guitar leaning against him, waiting to get back in the recording session.
"We barely have any time to do shit. We're in the middle of recording, and things've been so hectic that we even sleep in the studio. If you were here to see, you'd know, man. Oh yeah, we got our own studio. It's pretty nice, you should come down and see sometime. I'm sure we can fit you in if you don't distract us. You know how it is."
★ | axel explains excitedly, bringing the pepsi can to his lips. they wouldn't mind if ezra wanted to hang around the sessions and get to see all the behind the scenes actions of the album. a lot of people who knew the boys often did, and it made things even more fun. bud and stevie's family even came down to see themselves.
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"You sure that's the greatest of ideas then?"
"You know me, I bring the party wherever I go."( | he would be interested in touring their studio sometime, see where all the magic happened, but then what? he would want to drink and dance the night away at the hottest spots as they had done so many times before. so yeah, if the boys were looking for someone not to distract them, he wasn't really the best candidate for that. )
( | with the phone still being held up to his ear, ezra wandered over to the glass panel windows, gazing down upon the bustling boulevard below. )"I'll see what I can plan."
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★ | swallowing down the rest of his beverage, axel shook his head in regard to ezra's concern about partying. oh no, he can totally party with them or without them. he's welcome to anytime. it would just be a little too hectic to be doing it in the studio when they had a tight schedule and all.
"I ain't saying you can't party! Sure you can, but just not in the studio? It's already messed up and shit. It's looking like a hideout than a recording studio, and our producer... Man, he's the chillest guy ever. Doesn't mind one bit."
★ | that's true what was said of the band's producer. the boys got along great with the guy, and that's one of the most important things in the industry. if you don't have a great relationship with your producer, then how on earth you gonna make those jammin' hits then? their producer saw the band as wild kids - yes, very unruly and raunchy to start with - but holeee fuck, were they a talented bunch. and right from the get go, he knew they were gonna go a long way with the amount of hard work they put into their music.
★ | stevie had to pull axel's phone towards him so he can say a few words in the handset, despite it being on loudspeaker.
"Yeah, you should totally come down, Ezzy. Don't forget to bring those fly bikini girlies with you!"
★ | he winks at his fellow bandmates, biting back his laughs. so typical of you stevie, even when you already have a girlfriend of your own.
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