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hcme ♂️ [46738551] [2018-09-24 23:41:35 +0000 UTC] "― i'm sorry." (United States)

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hcme [2018-09-25 06:20:31 +0000 UTC]

  hiya !!  i'm froggy and this is an rp account for mcu's peter parker/spider-man !!
please reply here for ic + ooc interactions or i will cry, tysm ilu !!

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i-will-be-okay In reply to hcme [2018-11-26 02:26:34 +0000 UTC]

[ CONTACT UNKNOWN ]
[ 9:50 p.m. ] hey i know this may seem weird but...
[ 9:50 p.m. ] some girls at my new school put this random number in my phone and i was wondering who this was?

[ 9:53 p.m. ] sorry for being out of the blue! i know this is totally strange, but i hope you have a good night, stranger

[ 9: 56 p.m. ] p.s. i hope that you're a student and not a teacher or else this would be way worse

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i-will-be-okay In reply to hcme [2018-11-24 02:36:15 +0000 UTC]

(ooc.)
it's him!

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hcme In reply to i-will-be-okay [2018-11-24 20:45:40 +0000 UTC]

― ✴ ||  AND I WAS LIKE, ❝ HEY, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY !? ❞

indeed it is !!  AND UR A GWEN STACY!!!!!!!  i will die for you now.

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i-will-be-okay In reply to hcme [2018-11-25 02:44:16 +0000 UTC]

(ooc.) <3
these two should totally interact

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hcme In reply to i-will-be-okay [2018-11-25 05:11:35 +0000 UTC]

― ✴ ||  AND I WAS LIKE, ❝ HEY, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY !? ❞
<33333
n YEAH!!!!  i'll drop a comment on ur starter meme :0000

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i-will-be-okay In reply to hcme [2018-11-25 07:09:38 +0000 UTC]

(ooc.)
awesome!
also for the starter do you want them to already know each other or no?

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Brave-Journalist In reply to hcme [2018-10-12 09:39:13 +0000 UTC]

( NY Girl ) Good boi ™ right here

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hcme In reply to Brave-Journalist [2018-10-14 04:25:03 +0000 UTC]

― ✴ ||  AND I WAS LIKE, ❝ HEY, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY !? ❞
SUPER GOOD BOY!!  BEST BOY!!!  TRULY REMARKABLE BOY!!!!!!  AN OVERALL SWELL, SPIDERY, AND SPECTACULAR BOY!!!!!!
(adjectives also apply to ur palfriend right over there!!)

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Brave-Journalist In reply to hcme [2018-10-14 08:59:56 +0000 UTC]

NY Girl ) sargrsdftsdrfa
Joy would LOVE to interview him ;~;

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hcme In reply to Brave-Journalist [2018-10-15 05:19:26 +0000 UTC]

― ✴ ||  AND I WAS LIKE, ❝ HEY, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY !? ❞
and he would LOVE to BE interviewed !!!  he'll be thrilled to be that excited, but also a nervous ball of anxiety during the Actual interview because?  is there a proper way to do interviews?????  UH?????THIS WASN'T IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION?

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Brave-Journalist In reply to hcme [2018-10-16 00:16:12 +0000 UTC]

NY Girl ) sargrsdf
INTERVIEW THE BEST BOI!!

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hcme In reply to Brave-Journalist [2018-10-19 19:03:44 +0000 UTC]

― ✴ ||  AND I WAS LIKE, ❝ HEY, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY !? ❞
INTERVIEW THE BEST BOY!!!!

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Brave-Journalist In reply to hcme [2018-10-20 19:59:17 +0000 UTC]

❝Excuse me! Spider-Man?❞
A woman said as she quickly walked up to the friendly neighborhood spider.❝ Joy O'Neil from the Daily Bugle. Would it be alright if I ask for a quick interview with you? I know that your probably very busy but I'll make this quick I promise!❞The women said as she got out a small notebook and a black pen.

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hcme In reply to Brave-Journalist [2018-11-23 20:46:56 +0000 UTC]

HOLY SHIT, an interview?  Him?  An interview with little old him?  Local friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?  He's starstruck, honestly. 
" Um, uh -- hi, yeah, I'm -- " he stops himself before he can say "I'm Spider-Man," because, duh.  That would be silly.  " -- I'm not busy at all !! "He can't help but smile, lenses widening with a mechanical whir in surprise.  He's practically vibrating in place.
(Again: Holy shit!!!  Does this mean he's FAMOUS now?)
" Um, uh, um -- ask away !! "

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thatstrawhat In reply to hcme [2018-10-05 06:03:49 +0000 UTC]

- ☠ MEAT ! MEAT ! MEAT ! 
when i saw your ooc tag all i could think about was the arthur theme song imcryinG 
tbh i love spiderman SO MUCH to see such a beautiful account here makes me CRY !!! luffy is such a curious boi he'd be so god damn happy and excited if he ever met peter as spiderman tbh he'd probably try to mimic him swinging from building to building with his STRETCHY ARMS LIKE HIS ARM JUST STRETCHES AND HE GRABS ONTO THE LEDGE OF A BUILDING AND WHOOMS 

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hcme In reply to thatstrawhat [2018-10-14 04:23:47 +0000 UTC]

― ✴ ||  AND I WAS LIKE, ❝ HEY, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY !? ❞
DKLGHASDFKLJASLGDHKS?????  ARTHUR PARKER..it rhymes........
WHO DOESN'T LOVE SPIDERMAN EXCEPTING TRIPLE J???????  also omg,,
spider-man, looking at luffy doin That:  huh
spider-man, looking at ms marvel:  huh......
spider-man, crying:  i'm just so glad more people have the opportunity to experience the joy of swinging through the city and
idk much abt one piece so by extension i am forcing peter to Also know much about one piece, no existential freakouts here !!

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thatstrawhat In reply to hcme [2018-10-14 18:59:58 +0000 UTC]

 ☠ I'M GONNA BECOME THE PIRATE KING! 
AZKAKSKFNA IM LITERALLY CRYING IT DOES RHYME 
ohmygod i can see that i want these two to just nyooom through the city together like rubber boy with his long stretchy arms what if this little hyperactive pirate man actually went off and started kicking the asses of criminals and villains as an unintentional vigilante and the avengers got involved hnnnngggg --- 
HONESTLY LUFFY CREATES A LOT OF CHAOS I BET THE AVENGERS WOULDN'T OVERLOOK HIM IF HE WAS EVER IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE 
it's okay if you don't know a lot about one piece though but honestly could you imagine what peter's reaction would be if luffy was like " yeah i'm made out of rubber! i got this power by eating a magical purple fruit and i fight other people who also ate magical fruits!!! " THATS LEGITIMATELY HOW PEOPLE IN ONE PIECE GET THEIR ABILITIES THEY'RE CALLED DEVIL FRUITS HNNNG

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hcme In reply to thatstrawhat [2018-10-15 05:18:22 +0000 UTC]

― ✴ ||  AND I WAS LIKE, ❝ HEY, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY !? ❞
AWWWW....  i'm crying ,,  best of friends......  also spidie would probly like, if he started to fight crime, give out oddly specific advice and then get grounded for his efforts
when thanos snapped his fingers, he unknowingly brought his own demise.....  not only were there angry, damaged hearts scattered throughout the galaxy, but also -- HARK -- A STRAW HATTED WARRIOR......  WHO HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON BUT, WILL??  DO SOMETHING??ANYWAY?????  nobody's really sure
peter, who was bitten by a radioactive spider, has witnessed sorcery, knows that norse gods are real, not to mention that one of the greatest geniuses of all time can turn into a big buff green man:  yeah okay cool !!  :0

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dat-sweater-tho In reply to hcme [2018-10-04 13:00:35 +0000 UTC]

(ooc.) btw your spiderboi is so cute and i love him

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hcme In reply to dat-sweater-tho [2018-10-05 01:15:18 +0000 UTC]

― ✴ ||  AND I WAS LIKE, ❝ HEY, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY !? ❞
THANK U !!  HE LOVES U TOO !!!!  ur muse is also cute i'm q_q  she feels like a humanized tum tum

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dat-sweater-tho In reply to hcme [2018-10-05 11:42:33 +0000 UTC]

(ooc.) aww thanks! you're way too sweet (^:

maybe these two should meet 👀

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hcme In reply to dat-sweater-tho [2018-10-14 04:18:18 +0000 UTC]

― ✴ ||  AND I WAS LIKE, ❝ HEY, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY !? ❞
only cos what comes around goes around !!
HTEY TOTALLY SHOULD......  wait i have an idea for a starter sit tight palfriend !!

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WATCHlNG In reply to hcme [2018-10-02 10:49:54 +0000 UTC]

outofass; I may like the old Spiderman
But gdi this precious bean is too good for this world

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hcme In reply to WATCHlNG [2018-10-05 01:13:10 +0000 UTC]

― ✴ ||  AND I WAS LIKE, ❝ HEY, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY !? ❞
all spider man all good, every single one of them

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WATCHlNG In reply to hcme [2018-10-07 14:58:29 +0000 UTC]

outofass; give each one a special hug

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hcme In reply to WATCHlNG [2018-10-14 04:17:29 +0000 UTC]

― ✴ ||  AND I WAS LIKE, ❝ HEY, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY !? ❞
I WILL GIVE THEM A MILLION HUGS EACH !!!!!  i hope u will join me in my quest, that is if u want to

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frecklefrolic In reply to hcme [2018-10-02 05:32:43 +0000 UTC]

i. oklahoma wasn't the fanciest state in the nation, so hailey was still getting used to the cities she traveled to on tour and the dangers that came with them.
ii. like a complete psycho, she thought she could walk by an alley without being attacked. what a fool.
iii. staring down at her phone, earbuds in her ears, she approached the alleyway as if it didn't even exist, it might as well be a very tall open doorway.

"in the days of my youth i was told what it means to be a man!"
"and now i've reached that age, i've tried to do all those things the best i can!"

iv. the lyrics to good times bad times by led zeppelin blared into her brain as she passed by the alley.
v. and that's when she was struck with a swift punch to the jaw before being thrown onto the moist floor of the alley.
vi. unconscious for a few seconds, it gave the mugger long enough to steal her phone and wallet. quickly, they ran off, away from hailey, who was now starting to wake up with blurred vision.

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frecklefrolic In reply to hcme [2018-10-01 23:13:41 +0000 UTC]

spided-men, my favorite super man

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hcme In reply to frecklefrolic [2018-10-01 23:39:50 +0000 UTC]

aww !!!  and ur spided-man's favorite super man as well !!!!

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frecklefrolic In reply to hcme [2018-10-01 23:42:48 +0000 UTC]

oh my god are you serious

this is the greatest day of my life, i'm tellin the press right now that spida-man chose me out of all the super man that i was his favorite

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hcme In reply to frecklefrolic [2018-10-01 23:45:37 +0000 UTC]

of course !!  everyone is spid-man's favorite super man !!!  unless if ur name is grape butt.  then ur his least favorite

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frecklefrolic In reply to hcme [2018-10-01 23:53:13 +0000 UTC]

grape butt is a serial killer

never trust a grapist >:I

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hcme In reply to frecklefrolic [2018-10-01 23:55:06 +0000 UTC]

grape butt is a DUMBDUMB and i hope he grows old and shrivels up into a lonely lonely raisin to the point where he can never again establish contact with any intelligent species at all

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frecklefrolic In reply to hcme [2018-10-02 00:00:40 +0000 UTC]

you ever seen the california raisins? they're the most intelligent species alive


anyways hi my lady wants to meet the spiddered male

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hcme In reply to frecklefrolic [2018-10-02 00:07:24 +0000 UTC]

yea maybe up until they're eaten by som dum lil flies
also spidrm aem will gladly do so !!  :00  he is a pal of the neighborhood n also everyone else who isn't a rich dude (unless if the rich dude is metlal guy)

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frecklefrolic In reply to hcme [2018-10-02 00:35:55 +0000 UTC]

those would be some evil-ass flies.

i wish they made a spider-man movie where everyone but peter was the green goblin and it was just 2 hours of 60 green goblins screaming "YOU AND ME CAN RULE THIS CITY, SPIDER-MAN! OR WE CAN JUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH!" i'd give it a 10/10 on the spot.

do you want to start or should i?

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hcme In reply to frecklefrolic [2018-10-02 00:39:48 +0000 UTC]

DKLGHADKLJFASKLDJF THAT WOULD BE PERFECT......that's just.  that's the entire plot to spiderman: far from home.  he goes on a field trip and accidentally discovers atlantis, which is occupied by just a million green goblins.  spiderman doesn't know how to swim so he's trapped there fending for his life.  he is far from home but it can also have everything u just described it would be PERFEct.
also u go ahead n start !!  i'm not very good at starters unless if it's spiderman either texting someone at ungodly hours in the morning or bothering someone like navi except without the navigational help he just follows u

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frecklefrolic In reply to hcme [2018-10-02 00:47:18 +0000 UTC]

bioshock but you play as spider-man and everyone is the green goblin.

alright, how should they meet?

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hcme In reply to frecklefrolic [2018-10-02 03:21:19 +0000 UTC]

BRILLIANT @ marvel  hire the fuck out of us
uhhh, it depends honestly -- would u prefer peter parker, or spiderman?  granted, they're the same person, but secret identities and all that

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frecklefrolic In reply to hcme [2018-10-02 03:26:16 +0000 UTC]

wait, peter parker and spider-man are the same person

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i don't know which one i'd prefer her meet ejrgnbrnhejrkghb either would work, so i guess that's up to you. she'd like em both (:

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hcme In reply to frecklefrolic [2018-10-02 04:12:48 +0000 UTC]

uhh maybe spider-man then ??  since there are more reasons for him to be outside as spider-man than as peter parker, so it'd be more likely that they'd meet that way :0

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frecklefrolic In reply to hcme [2018-10-02 04:17:02 +0000 UTC]

alright! i'll think of something (:

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hcme In reply to frecklefrolic [2018-10-02 04:20:42 +0000 UTC]

cool beans !!!  : D

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hxllish In reply to hcme [2018-09-27 18:05:35 +0000 UTC]

similar name buddies uwu
I LOVE UR ACC AAAA MCU SPIDEY IS. SO GOOD. WHOLESOME. GOOD FOR UR HEALTH

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hcme In reply to hxllish [2018-09-28 04:44:55 +0000 UTC]

― ✴ ||  AND I WAS LIKE, ❝ HEY, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY !? ❞
SIMILAR NAME BUDDIES !!!!!!!
AAAA TYSM;;;;  i'm already thinking abt updating it to try n make it more hip dkflasjdfaskljdf thank u for beating up my insecurity n pummeling it into the GROUND
N YEA!!  HE IS!!!!  I LOVE HIM N HE LOVES U !!!!  idk much abt monster prom yet but the MOMENT i get a break from school u BET UR MARBLES i will!!!  he looks lovly !!

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hxllish In reply to hcme [2018-10-05 10:27:00 +0000 UTC]

( IM VERY VERY LATE B U T 
sgddhs yw u deserve !!! all the love !!!!!!! ur acc is a 10/10 tbh i can already tell ur probs good at being ic with spidey sfdhsjdg
AAAA u rly should get into monster prom !!!!! its rly funny tbh sdfghfd and the characters are all very loveable !!!! )

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hcme In reply to hxllish [2018-10-14 04:20:31 +0000 UTC]

― ✴ ||  AND I WAS LIKE, ❝ HEY, WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY !? ❞
IT'S OKAY!!!!  I'M ALSO SUPER SUPER LATE !!!!!!!  BAPS U
ALSO THANK U.....  THE SENTIMENT GOES TO U AS WELL !!!  i am sobbing REAL TEARS!!!!
also thank u..  spidie is uhhhhhhhh way too relatable to me (minus all the 189437092347 iq and radioactivity and whatnot)
AAA n i've heard !!!!  u can bet!  ALL UR MARBLES!!!!  THAT I WILL CHECK IT OUT..within the next year or so, but hopefully SOONER than later !!

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u-b-i-y-t-s-a In reply to hcme [2018-09-27 10:19:57 +0000 UTC]

----【 ▸❝--In recent reports, there have been rumors that a new vigilante has been seen in the area. people have said they have seen a dark purple Inky texture suit.
much like the villain, Eddie Brock wears. Police have yet to comment on this, however, this feeling has only seemed to be attacking other criminals during the night time. This has been Claire Johnson, with your 10 P.M news. Up next is an update on the weather--❞
----【 ▸[T]he sounds of the TV news faded out as the sound of the rain started to cover it. A woman was watching the news on  TV that where on said showing the news. The rain fell down on her hood. causing a slight dripping sound. The women had a blank face on. So, word about them has been going around. Not liked it mattered. With all the villains that had been seeing around here, the Green Goblin, the Sinister Six, Venom. No one was going to have time to look into them. Besides. They weren't doing anything wrong. No one they attack where killed. just knocked unconscious and tied up for the cops.'So tHey Know aboUt uS.'----【 ▸[A] deep voice said in the women's head. She nodded her head yes. Her eyes still on the TVs screens. Now showing the weather.Ⅰ: ❝ Ja, put does zat matder? ❞

'The goveRnmeNt foOls well tAke notIces. THey wIll comE aFter uS.'

Ⅱ: ❝ Zo ve sday in hiding. ❞

'ITt's tHe GOverNmenT Will noT sTop untIl I'M In A tesT tUbe.'

❝ I told you zat's not koing to haben. I made you zat bromizes zee first day I meet you. ❞----【 ▸[T]he voice went silent. Women stopped looking at the TVs all looked around with her eyes. Not moving her head.Ⅲ: ❝ What is it'We have company.'----【 ▸[T]he voice said before the women turned around to see the Arachnida of NY.
She could only bleve that he was there for her hole talk with her Symboite partner.
Shifting around a bit. She put her hand in her pockets and let out a sigh. Moving some of her wet hair stuck in place a small bit.Ⅳ: ❝ I vas vontering ven I vould meet you Arachnida. ❞

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hcme In reply to u-b-i-y-t-s-a [2018-09-28 05:32:59 +0000 UTC]

ENHANCED HEARING, while it was the most unusual and inhumane form of torture during school with all its bells and rambunctious teenagers and ringing ears and all, and not to mention the entirety of New York in general, came remarkably in handy when it came to slinging around the city.  Mostly, though, for eavesdropping on monologuing criminals that had no idea that he was there.  It was hilarious.  Who knew that people spoke aloud so much all the time?  After so much exposition, Spider-Man acquired the ability to plan a strategy beforehand.  And also quips.  That's very important.
For example:  he'd come across a vigilante watching the news channel intently -- about her damn self.  Not that he's one to judge -- he did it all the time, and even subjected himself to a certain avid "wall-crawling menace" hater just because of his awful sense of curiosity.  Oh, quip idea:  connect with Miss Vigilante over there that he also watches himself on the news.  Maybe he can initiate some sort of moral rebound and they can laugh at news innacuraces together -- well, unlikely, but.  He can dream!  
Wouldn't that be fun?  He didn't really do press conferences, unlike the Avengers, due to being a small-time superhero and general lack of free time -- so assumptions were natural.  And they were so, so funny.  He still wasn't over them thinking he had hair all over him like some sort of tarantula.  Ridiculous.  Oh -- apparently the vigilante noticed him.  And also talked at him.  It was probably important that he listened.  Oops.  Quietly, he whispers:" Hey, Karen, what'd she say ? "
-- " She said, 'I vas vontering ven I vould meet you, Arachnida.' "
" Wooaah, you can imitate people's voices ? "
-- " That was a recording, actually, but yes. "
" Karen, you are so cool.  Tell Mister Stark that he is also cool.  Wait, no, actually don't do that. "
-- " Thank you, Peter.  Text message sent. "
" Dang it.  You're welcome, though. "He hopped down from his perch onto a slightly lower and closer perch:  a nearby street lamp.  His eye lenses mechanically whirred, narrowing in interest as he tilted his head.  She looked cool.  Why did she get to do that?  Look cool?  Totally unfair.  He started out with gym clothes while literally everyone else just started out looking incredibly awesome.  He hated it.  Did they all have a singular secret costume dealer that just absolutely hated him in particular, refusing to see him or even let him know of their existence?  Because that was also totally unfair." That's cryptic, but hey, nice to meet you too !  It's Spider-Man, though, not Arachnida.  Nice to meet you, though ! "
" Who're you ?  I mean, like -- your made-up name, I guess, because secret identities and all that.  Because if you don't come up with one, the news will just coin one for you.  Germany just calls me Sticky Boy and probably always will no matter what I do. "He pauses to breathe, because he certainly didn't while he was saying all that.  Credit goes to his inability to quit rambling all the time.  He makes himself comfortable on his perch, before continuing." Anyways, it's cool to meet you and all.  Y'know, it's bad to watch too much news of yourself -- or at least that's what I  hear.  But also it's just really interesting to see what the public opinion's at, y'know ?  So I get you on that. "

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