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# Statistics
Favourites: 878; Deviations: 162; Watchers: 740
Watching: 429; Pageviews: 30527; Comments Made: 21410; Friends: 429
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: /Favorite movies: Wild Wild West, all the Indiana Jones movies, anything with Clint Eastwood, etc, etc
Favorite TV shows: Southern Fried Genocide, Not My Lusii's Cooking, Hell's Kitchen
Favorite bands / musical artists: Troll Tim McGraw, Troll Taylor Swift, Oldschool Troll Miley Cyrus, etc , etc
Favorite books: lol wut
Favorite writers: /
Favorite games: Super Epic Pail Quest 2
Favorite gaming platform: Your "moM"
Tools of the Trade: /
Other Interests: /
# Comments
Comments: 14166
bobapapi [2019-02-03 02:57:37 +0000 UTC]
it's been 5 years and i still wonder where u are bbΒ
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Argxments [2015-10-05 04:11:23 +0000 UTC]
(;; pOKES HIM LIGHTLY
(;; with a stick :^)
(;; she was watching him tbh Atemia no
" hello stranger that ! have just Γehan contact w!th ii "
(;; small smile wHEZZES I PROMISED YOU A STARTER LIKE 7 YEARS AGO
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Fasro In reply to p-utain [2015-09-23 02:53:41 +0000 UTC]
ye i want to bite him like the dog bites the milkman
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twlnk [2015-09-21 05:21:59 +0000 UTC]
{{ yo bby how do you make your profile so wid e }}
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p-utain In reply to twlnk [2015-09-22 03:22:26 +0000 UTC]
[ sorry i just dont really pay attention to coding or know anything about it so yeah ]
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fountainswale [2015-09-13 17:21:21 +0000 UTC]
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p-utain In reply to fountainswale [2015-09-13 22:23:27 +0000 UTC]
[ everyone reads my name as putin pls
and you can leave whatever you want hun really its fine
im chill with everything really :v ]
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fountainswale In reply to p-utain [2015-09-13 22:40:44 +0000 UTC]
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p-utain In reply to fountainswale [2015-09-14 00:03:52 +0000 UTC]
[ PLEASE
and script is fine .u. ]
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fountainswale In reply to p-utain [2015-09-14 00:46:12 +0000 UTC]
( looks up at him, while on your tip toes
( kinda makes a :I face, why is everyone so goddam tall
"W~oah are y~ou dead? That !s s~o c~o~ol."
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p-utain In reply to fountainswale [2015-09-14 01:08:09 +0000 UTC]
"WhaT?"
"Why woul6 you say a 6umbass thing like thaT?"
[/glares down at her ]
[/he hates being dead tbh ]
"Being 6ea6 isn't fucking cool at alL. 6o you even know what it's like to 6iE? Cause it fucking suckS."
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fountainswale In reply to p-utain [2015-09-14 01:20:08 +0000 UTC]
( a smol moment of awkward silence
"Okay okay. Sorry."
"But !t just seems peaceful. N~o m~ore pr~oblems."
( why are you so nOSY
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p-utain In reply to fountainswale [2015-09-14 01:36:32 +0000 UTC]
"There's still problems, the fuck are you talking abouT?"
"I deal with bullshit every fucking 6aY-"
"It 6oesn't en6 just 'cause you're 6ea6."
[/lip curls ]
[/jeez derij get that stick out of your ass and chill ]
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fountainswale In reply to p-utain [2015-09-14 01:44:12 +0000 UTC]
( furrows eyebrows
"Why d~o y~ou get bullsh!t y~ou seem pretty n!ce."
( stares at him for a moment
"H~ow d!d y~ou d!e anyway? If y~ou d~on't m!nd me ask!ng of c~ourse."
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p-utain In reply to fountainswale [2015-09-14 02:06:21 +0000 UTC]
"I know I 6O. I'm fucking nice as shiT."
"That 6oesn't stop bad things from happening, thougH."
[/sighs, rubbing his temple ]
"But I 6on't really care, it's fine, reallY."
"This is my thir6 life, so I've 6ie6 twice alrea6Y. I 6on't really wanna 6iscuss the first time, but, um- my ex-moirail kin6a went berzerker and kille6 me the secon6 timE."
"Stupi6 shit, reallY."
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fountainswale In reply to p-utain [2015-09-14 10:33:44 +0000 UTC]
"~Oh. Well that's t~o~o bad. You seem ch!ll."
( leans back a little, listening to him
( gasps
"~Oh my. H~ow trag!c. S~o !t was ab~out l~ove."
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n-ullus [2015-09-10 22:02:10 +0000 UTC]
(/ digging for crystals )
(/ spots him )
(/ waves and puts down stuff )
(/ walks to )
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Argxments [2015-09-10 03:40:29 +0000 UTC]
Smol lawyer I have sat here looking at your account for 20 minutes trying to think of a starter o, h mY GO d,,,,
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p-utain In reply to Argxments [2015-09-10 03:41:52 +0000 UTC]
[ om
i'd leave one for you but deriju is so antisocial it is ridiculous im ]
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Argxments In reply to p-utain [2015-09-10 03:44:23 +0000 UTC]
Smol lawyer omg it's ok dude I'm just rlly tempted to have her just,, throw a rO c k at him or something????? That is how U make friends YEP-
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p-utain In reply to Argxments [2015-09-10 04:22:20 +0000 UTC]
[ omg pLS
just don't hit his head he has x2 brain damage ]
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Argxments In reply to p-utain [2015-09-10 13:27:27 +0000 UTC]
smol lawyer :0 omg poor bbyΒ
a n YES I will send you that :')
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winterceari-g [2015-09-10 03:17:34 +0000 UTC]
" i bet "
" i can pick you up and throw you "
( he likes to pick people up and then throw them i ????? ? )
( points to a tree )
" all the the way to that tree "
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p-utain In reply to winterceari-g [2015-09-10 03:40:06 +0000 UTC]
"I beT-"
"That i will literally sock you so har6 if you 6on't leave me alone, that it will send yoU-"
[/raises his arm up ]
[/pointing it straight up to the sky ]
"All the way to the mooN."
[/yeah no he's not in a good mood today ]
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winterceari-g In reply to p-utain [2015-09-10 04:02:16 +0000 UTC]
( squints )
" i dare you "
( stuff his hands in his pockets )
" to do whatever the he// you just said "
( whispers )
" i dare you "
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p-utain In reply to winterceari-g [2015-09-10 04:21:32 +0000 UTC]
"Oh, no, nO."
"I'm sorry, monsieuR."
[/gets this shit-eating smirk on his face ]
[/sneering up at the larger ]
"I woul6n't want to a harm a troll who can't even un6erstan6 my threatS."
"Why, you poor thinG. Es-tu retar6Γ?1"
[1]Β Es-tu retardΓ©? - Are you retarded?
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twlnk [2015-09-09 23:59:00 +0000 UTC]
{{ okay but what if exo cut holes in all the chests of deriju's sweaters on april fool's day im }}
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twlnk In reply to p-utain [2015-09-10 02:14:54 +0000 UTC]
{{ w
when does he not thO??
//shOT }}
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p-utain In reply to twlnk [2015-09-10 02:58:32 +0000 UTC]
[ he doesnt cry when he's being kissed
cause his mouth is forced 2 be shut ]
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twlnk In reply to p-utain [2015-09-10 23:02:34 +0000 UTC]
{{ new headcanon : san kisses deri all the time to prevent him from doing the cry }}
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p-utain In reply to twlnk [2015-09-10 23:52:50 +0000 UTC]
[ but then deri couldnt breathe ]
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twlnk In reply to p-utain [2015-09-11 04:40:49 +0000 UTC]
{{ but what if he's happy for once and he's not crying how does he bre athe }}
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p-utain In reply to twlnk [2015-09-11 10:28:46 +0000 UTC]
[ he dies automatically deriju can't be happy what's wrong with you ]
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twlnk In reply to p-utain [2015-09-14 06:49:18 +0000 UTC]
{{ but how did he not die that one time when he did the first frick with san and he was happy ho w }}
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