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[2016-09-12 00:49:27 +0000 UTC]
"lab coat, rip-off doctor strange"
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Favourites: 1743; Deviations: 52; Watchers: 1438
Watching: 372; Pageviews: 33847; Comments Made: 11229; Friends: 372
# Comments
Comments: 6876
" Yeah, y-you and what army? "
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"most of the citadel and the army of ricks?"
[> POINTS]
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" i challenge you to a drinking contest "
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" briiiGHng it on, biatchhh "
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megalovania.
i got a new member for the depressed nihilistic scientists who like to make terrible jokes club :^)
THESE TWO SHOULD TOTALLY MEET !!
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out of arrows. oh good -- roy needs a new drinking buddy XD
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wubba lubba dub-dub !!
rick will probably drink him under the table
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" Rick. "
" Think fast. "( / sMACKS HIM WITH A FUCKIN SNOWBALL IN THE FACE AND FLEES )
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( | he doesn't even have a moment to react before the snow ball hits him. )
( | he wipes the snow away from his face, eyes narrowing. )" Ohhh, you've unleashed a beast now. " ( | run )
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( / RUNS LIKE A LEOPARD )
" COME AND CATCH ME, RICK. "
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"I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked at my overwhelming intelligence. "...how? I can't even understand its sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well... WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One student laughs, and I turn to see who the fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
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I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY COFFEE STOP SDFGHGS
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" excuse me , but i could really use your help . "
( looks him over, skeptically )
" you're , uh , rick sanchez , right ? "
" the scientist ? "
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" I may or may not be, depending on who's asking. "( | with a raised brow, he gave the other a once over )" Uhhh, can't. I'm, uh... I-I'm doing somethin' right now. "( | that was a lie – he was doing absolutely jack shit, he just didn't want to )
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" look , i have a spaceship that needs repair . "
" in this place - wherever this is - my resources tell me you're the only one that can help me . "
( huffs, already annoyed at the immediate dismissal )
" and i can be particularly persuasive if i have to be . "
( she says it like a threat ; which it is )
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( | he doesn't seem the least bit perturbed by the threat )
( | if anything, it makes him want to help her even less )" And you expect me to drop all my shit just to help you be– becaAUGhse? "( | his eyes narrow into a glare )
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( sighs, is seeing where this is going )
" okay , okay . "
" what if i said - "
" that i could compensate you for your trouble ? "
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" if it's money you want i can get it . "
" i work for a delivery company -- "
" there are all kinds of things we can offer you in exchange if you want something more . . . special . "
( read : illegal but whatevs )
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" I'm not– n-not interested in money. "( | he's considering it... depending on what these special items she has to offer. )" What kind of things? "
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" we get all kinds of things . "
" my employer is a scientist with connections . "
( shrugs, nonchalant )
" possibly anything you wanted . "
" could be crystals , machinery , exotic artifacts . . . "
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out of kickass. i feel like leela would be 1000000% done with rick within the first minute of meeting him lol
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wubba lubba dub-dub !!
i wouldn't blame her he's the worst
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out of kickass. lol he is -- would you mind if i dropped a starter ?
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wubba lubba dub-dub !!
go right ahead!
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out of kickass. i sent script --
but if you rather i go back and send a lit rp i can do that too !!
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wubba lubba dub-dub !!
oh it's fine !!
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hero for FUN
!!! HOLLY !! I sent a starter but ,,, uh,,,, do you,want it again ???
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wubba lubba dub-dub !!
i can go find it, it's cool 👌
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NOBODY TELLS THE PRESIDENT WHAT TO DO
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" thanks for not wrecking the house while jerry & i were on vacation.
'cause i'm not gonna lie, i was half expecting a hole in the roof. "
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" oh, yeah... about that. "
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" . . . you did wreck something didn't you "
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" ... anyways, how was your vacation? "
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" . . . it was great.
definitely a lot better than the titanic getaway we went to last time. "
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" please, anything could be better than that. "
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" true.
but yeah, we stayed at a nice resort; it was fun. "
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WELCOME TO SUPERJAIL !
yells i love your accts sm?? like wow your portrayal of every character ive seen u do so far is on point and id like to commend u for that? hot dam n
" the most wanted man in the multiverse... "— { the warden clasped his hands together in pure delight, his back to the other, before turning right back around to face him }" what an honor it is to have you here! "
" — an honor for me,
not you, of course, aha. " — { he threw his arms wide as if to indicate just how much of an honor it was, pausing momentarily to tilt his head slightly and deliver a wide gap-toothed grin }
— { one hand rested on his hip while the other prodded rick in the chest on the word " you ", as if driving the point home }
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wubba lubba dub-dub !!
what are these filthy lies............ but seriously, thank you so much oh my god ?? i can't- you're gonna make me cry
it's good to see more superjail fans around because i fucking love that show, i even have my own warden account!
" Yeah, yeEEAUGah... Don't– Don't go breaking an arm jerking yourself off there. "( | rick let out a faint scoff of disdain and his eyes rolled so far upward in his skull he was near certain he was displaying the white of his eyeballs. if his hands weren't bound right now he would have socked this this purple accessorizing willy wonka looking motherfucker right between the eyes already. )
( | at least superjail would be better than galactic federal prison where he was strapped down, barely fed and mentally tormented by guards. this... he could have fun with this. that was, until he escaped that is. if he can break free from prison once he can do it again. )" Look, I've already been through this shit once before, so could you just like– l-like take me to my cell already? "
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" such an eager beaver, i like it! "
" however, no second-rate normal prison can compare to this one. "— { with another turn of his heel the warden was once again facing the large window behind his desk }
— { an arm swept out as if to showcase the spectacular (in his opinion) view as he talked, the other hand now clenched behind his back }
— { it was safe to say he had misconstrued rick's request to be taken to his cell as excitement to be here, and had taken this as an invitation to go on }
— { besides that,
he never missed an opportunity to brag about superjail, and, unfortunately for rick, this was no exception } " superjail accommodates and safely contains only the worst of the worst criminals — the dregs of society, the very bottom of the barrel — and gives them a chance to reform! "
" and you, rick sanchez, as our v.i.p. here, will use your new life here at superjail to denounce your wicked ways and begin anew on a path of healing and self-improvement! "— { sitting down at his desk, he folded his hands together, leaning forward slightly in his seat as if he simply couldn't contain himself }" doesn't that sound wonderful? "
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"Rick"
"Rick"
"Hey Rick"
"Rick I'm gonna keep poking you until you look at me, rick."
(/look at the mort rick
(/he'll do it
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oof i'm gay for ur coding
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wrong ur gay all the time
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