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schmoses ♂️ [1224630] [2004-11-10 12:00:22 +0000 UTC] "Lord Of Tact" (Australia)

# Statistics

Favourites: 22; Deviations: 65; Watchers: 21

Watching: 24; Pageviews: 6286; Comments Made: 457; Friends: 24

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Leunig, Larson, Bill Watterson
Favorite movies: pulp fiction, the shadow, james and the giant peach, muppet treasure island
Favorite bands / musical artists: QueensofthestoneagePavementToolSmashingpumpkinsBobDylan WhiteStripesBeckHivesBlurTheMarsVolta,
Favorite writers: Douglas Adams, Nick Hornby, Chuck Palahniuk, Phillip K. Dick
Other Interests: music.

# About me

Current Residence: nowhere in particular
Favourite genre of music: musac
Favourite cartoon character: Dr Zoidberg, Wile.E.Cayote, Charlie cause he's genuis.

# Comments

Comments: 57

Samo-B [2008-04-23 02:50:25 +0000 UTC]

Hey jack! remember this place?

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Samo-B [2007-12-07 07:53:12 +0000 UTC]

I am a champion of self-reliance as soon as I need it I know just where the knife is my fingers aren't so fast anymore it's been 29 years since I came to these shores...

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Samo-B [2007-05-10 19:11:10 +0000 UTC]

WHAT A VALENTINES DAY THAT WAS

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cutCORNERS [2007-04-08 04:44:15 +0000 UTC]

There is a big fat fly on my screen!

Happy easter jack i hope your happy and all.

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cutCORNERS [2007-02-20 06:53:26 +0000 UTC]

jack theres a ant in my coffee but im drinking it anyway...000oo0o0ozzzz0z0 + I am quite certain 'bianco' is the boy version of bianca in italian..weird

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laura-elizabeth [2007-01-26 04:31:56 +0000 UTC]

Kaaattiiieee.
I thought that since i've started getting into art...again..for the first time in years I should start one of these accounts and share all my ugly pictures with the world.

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Samo-B [2007-01-08 04:48:46 +0000 UTC]

black jack
kicks back
taking flack
with his almanac

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schmoses In reply to Samo-B [2007-01-24 04:28:55 +0000 UTC]

my autumn almanac?

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cutCORNERS [2006-12-10 11:15:25 +0000 UTC]

french cat?

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love-is-the-drug [2006-12-08 12:13:15 +0000 UTC]

x x x x

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Samo-B [2006-11-20 05:01:48 +0000 UTC]

WE MUST DESTROY THE HEARTLESS AND SAVE KINGDOM HEARTS

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Michelle-Pumpernikel [2006-10-10 15:18:26 +0000 UTC]

greetings... yes my name is Michelle... sometimes I like to be happy about that...



Love from Michelle Pumpernickel
xoxox

ps. god to many, friend to you... oh be joyful...

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cutCORNERS [2006-09-18 23:34:49 +0000 UTC]

mo fo

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cutCORNERS [2006-09-11 07:17:40 +0000 UTC]

wont let me commment
your new journal
but i like it heaps.

end
nudge

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ShadowedNymph [2006-09-06 01:04:02 +0000 UTC]

hello!
how are you!?

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cutCORNERS [2006-08-29 12:27:18 +0000 UTC]

fish head

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wilderplain [2006-08-20 12:11:57 +0000 UTC]

Sup sup sup sup
In a bath wit' me pup
Steakhouse dinner in me cup
Shut up
Just shut up shut up
Shut up
Just shut up shut up
I got black eyed peas
On me knees.

Werd.

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cutCORNERS [2006-08-17 04:32:36 +0000 UTC]

Ps i am a monster

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cutCORNERS [2006-08-17 04:10:19 +0000 UTC]

How do i get to see your writing? whenever i click to see it full size a little hover thing covers half of it and i cant read it properly.
.


ps.who is this..
xoxoxoxo

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cutCORNERS [2006-07-31 03:30:44 +0000 UTC]

i could be anybody?.
a thought.


i am bianca. if that is who your looking for

xoxoxoxox

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minuslogic [2006-07-30 10:41:38 +0000 UTC]

hey man, thanks for stopping by. how could i forget, it was only 2 nights ago! and fellow futurama geeks always swim to the top of my memory pool

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schmoses [2006-06-21 09:32:42 +0000 UTC]

Cat stew. I want stew made from cats. All you funky cats out there would make a fine stew.

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Samo-B In reply to schmoses [2006-07-12 16:28:39 +0000 UTC]

and some delishifish roast jive turkey

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Samo-B [2006-05-15 02:51:05 +0000 UTC]

ROBOT HOUSE!

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redredrain [2006-05-08 09:33:50 +0000 UTC]

hey there, it is I. Ashalie

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Samo-B [2006-04-09 17:12:44 +0000 UTC]

theres no doubt that the faculty will want to discuss unethical conduct

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Samo-B [2006-04-09 16:55:40 +0000 UTC]

using animals in scientific experiments

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Samo-B [2006-04-09 16:52:15 +0000 UTC]

i help the welfare of mankind

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PureDead [2006-02-13 14:23:55 +0000 UTC]

Hey there, danke for the +fav!

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Samo-B [2006-01-27 15:59:18 +0000 UTC]

patriot parrots

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schmoses In reply to Samo-B [2006-02-13 05:00:40 +0000 UTC]

matriarch carrots

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r3thsp3kt [2006-01-19 01:58:23 +0000 UTC]

I think everything I need to say can be summed up by this mathematical equation:

You = awesome.

Solve for x.

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Sturmgeist [2006-01-03 23:22:11 +0000 UTC]

Thats my name don't wea......wait I'm no fool!?

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Samo-B [2005-12-12 04:20:37 +0000 UTC]

scrotum totem

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ShadowedNymph [2005-11-07 11:08:03 +0000 UTC]

i like your works

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skttrbrn [2005-10-11 14:46:06 +0000 UTC]

awwww, shit!
Jack Street's back, ALRIGHT!

I'm inside your orifice and you don't even know it.

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uztarroz [2005-10-09 12:13:31 +0000 UTC]

hello 'schmoses'
thanks alot for the !
much appreciated

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schmoses [2005-09-25 16:09:48 +0000 UTC]

In all honesty I'm incredibly vain. And a terrible speller.

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Samo-B [2005-09-11 06:04:04 +0000 UTC]

MUCHO GRANDE o/` LALALALA
MUCHO GRANDE o/` LALALALA
MUCHO GRANDE o/` LALALALA
MUCHO GRANDE o/` LALALALA
MUCHO GRANDE o/` LALALALA
MUCHO GRANDE o/` LALALALA
*jives and boogiebops on down*

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Samo-B [2005-09-11 06:03:24 +0000 UTC]

thankyou for the billions of favourites by the bi

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musical-nymph [2005-09-01 14:38:19 +0000 UTC]

great gallery!

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metholated-spirit [2005-06-09 06:10:29 +0000 UTC]

toowooooomby

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dhali [2005-06-05 09:09:45 +0000 UTC]

the pelvic thrust is vitally important.

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Cabbages [2005-03-21 20:30:47 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for the favorite and comments.

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Syncopated-Sycophant [2005-01-21 12:46:13 +0000 UTC]

The demented flower takes a bath.

[link]

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schmoses In reply to Syncopated-Sycophant [2005-01-24 10:05:06 +0000 UTC]

you've got it wrong. Its demented and flowering. Not just some deformed flower. I hope it was nice anyway.

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Syncopated-Sycophant In reply to schmoses [2005-01-24 13:45:30 +0000 UTC]

It was very nice. And I understood. Thank-you ... but we've had this conversation.

Did you like the poem to go with it? Did you read it? Comment, god damn you! I can't reasonably expect anybody to go out of their way to read 1600 words of prose, but a six line poem can't be too difficult >

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dhali [2005-01-20 12:10:04 +0000 UTC]

shake

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rowanseymour [2005-01-06 11:11:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the

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superficial-uprising [2005-01-01 14:07:57 +0000 UTC]

Hey, I love smashing pumpkins, they are tres cool... that is all...

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