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x-AskLaughingJack-x
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[2015-07-01 00:14:30 +0000 UTC]
""What a fasinating game!""
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 0; Deviations: 1; Watchers: 32
Watching: 38; Pageviews: 1734; Comments Made: 543; Friends: 38
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: I consider myself oneFavorite movies: What are movies????
Favorite TV shows: I dont watch tv.....except if it's about murders i've done Hehehehehehehe~
Favorite bands / musical artists: Pop Goes the Weasel
Favorite games: Everything is a Fascinating game
Favorite gaming platform: children and isaac
Tools of the Trade: myself, nails, and tools so i can have my fun with my children
Other Interests: I enjoy spreading fear and my friendship to any child that's alone
# About me
A CreepyPasta of average fame, Laughing Jack is what is known as a clown. He is, of course, murderous. His preferred method of killing is slicing open the stomach of said victim, removing the innards and stuffing the body with candy. Before he kills his victim (usually a young child), he becomes "imaginary friends" with them. Said child is then comfortable with Laughing Jack coming into their room, and will suspect nothing when he murders them. In the original CreepyPasta introducing Laughing Jack, it is said that after the parent discovers the boy is murdered, they accidentally stab the boy in the heart, in an attempt to stab Laughing Jack. When the authorities arrive, it looks like the parent had murdered the boy herself. The parent was charged with insanity and was sent to a mental institution. There is never an explanation for what happened to Laughing Jack, so we can only imagine that he is still at large.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE~ So come and play with me!
I'll make it right
i dont want to start a fight
and i'm so sorry if i give you all a fright
i'm not so scary if you see me in the daylight
you'll be so happy just as long as you survive my night
Let's play nice...and i'm sure well all get well and be the best of friends and play.....forever in my carnival of death and shadows.
# Comments
Comments: 355
βCOME ONE, COME ALL! WHETHER BIG OR SMALL! TO SEE THE BEST CLOWN OF THEM ALL!! You're one and only friend Laughing Jack!Β Hahahahaha~ Hehehehehehe~"
OOC: Please comment below
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"loser face i've heard you've been in my room lately -"
squinty
"and some of my shit is missing"
"did you take it ???"
"actually no i know you took it"
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Jack searched his pockets and only moths flew out. "I haven't stolen anything."
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lil glare
"suuuuure"
"you're probably hiding the stuff in your dildo filled room -"
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"Dildos? Why would i steal that. I have no sex toys."
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squint
"i kinda don't believe you -"
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"Search me!" He stuck his tongue out
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grabbed his tongue as he checked his pocket
"tch .. you must be hiding them somewhere else only you would hide them .."
looked at his crotch
"you're dick isn't that big"
"i think .."
"sooo it must be in there !"
jeff you're a huge dumbass
shoved his hands into the others pants
π: 0 β©: 1
"Be careful it might bite!" He warned while chuckling evilily as something sharp was in there
π: 0 β©: 1
sweats a bit as he looked down
"you don't have like a secret knife in your dick right .. ?"
pokey ljs dicks
"hmm .."
π: 0 β©: 1
"No but it will bite though if you're not careful. " He smiles deviously
π: 0 β©: 1
"wait what ... ?"
glares at
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He chuckles and kissed him
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flinched
blushed darkly as he shyly kissed back
π: 0 β©: 1
He stuffed something in his pants that vibratedΒ
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looked down
squint
"what the fuck .."
π: 0 β©: 1
"Aww what's wrong jeffy?"
π: 0 β©: 1
"n- nothing !"
glared up at him
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*Blows raspberries*Β
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OutOfCandy: hello
π: 0 β©: 1
Whatchya doin'? :3
π: 0 β©: 1
OutOfCandy: nothing much
π: 0 β©: 1
*Notices his pull string and playfully pulls on it* How exquisite. ^w^
π: 0 β©: 1
"Hello I'm laughing jack. Best clown of them all." A recording voice said.
π: 0 β©: 1
She giggled at this.
"Oh, so it does work after all," she said. "And yes you are."
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"so it does." He said speaking without the string getting pulled
π: 0 β©: 1
The brunette chuckled again, reaching for his pull string again.
"What else does it make you say?~"
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The song pop goes the weasel began to play through his muzzle
π: 0 β©: 1
She giggled again.
"How fitting~ Oh, can you do magic too?~"
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Finally a grin formed across his pitch black lips. "Hehehe...I wouldn't quite call it magic. ...I prefer tricks."
π: 0 β©: 1
She chuckled at him.
"Are you sure it's not some kind of special illusion that you use?~ I'm pretty sure it's considered magic~"
π: 0 β©: 1
"Magic, tricks, illusions. They're all the same. " he smirks and grabbed his head and pulled it off.
π: 0 β©: 1
Noodle widened her eyes at this, then clapped her hands.
"Wow, awesome! Please do more!~"
π: 0 β©: 1
He grinned and ripped off his face after placing his head back on. Underneath was a different face that belonged to jeff the killer
π: 0 β©: 1
"My best friend is madly in love with Jeff," Noodle chuckled.
Inside her head, she thought to herself, "Just like I am with you~"
π: 0 β©: 1
"I can read your mind." He said grinning as his face turned suddenly into Ticci Toby any many others.
π: 0 β©: 1
The brunette's face flushed a deep shade of pink.
"R-really?" she stammered. "If that's true, then tell me what I had just thought of."
π: 0 β©: 1
"You said you're in love with me." He said and popped a lolly in her mouth
π: 0 β©: 1
She slightly jumped in surprise before realizing the clown was only giving her a sugary sweet. Since the lollipop happened to be her favorite flavor, cherry, Noodle sucked on it before taking it out of her mouth and held it in her hand.
"Thanks for the treat," she said,Β her blush remaining on her pretty face.
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"You're very welcome. After all I have seen girls love candy. Especially on valentines day."
π: 0 β©: 1
"Including Easter and Christmas, aka your birthday."
π: 0 β©: 1
"That too. Except i dont celebrate in good ways....."Β
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"How do you celebrate then?"
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"You don't want to know."
π: 0 β©: 1
His statement gave her a pretty clear idea, making her shudder at the thought.
"I think I already know it, heh..."
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"Oh you do? Do you?" He cocks a black brow while showing a toothy grin
π: 0 β©: 1
"Yes I do," she replied, nervously chuckling. "You go on a killing spree, am I right?"
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"ay conenose asshole -
i heard you stole my bag of doritos
so uhm
give them back or i'll stab your eye out : )"
π: 0 β©: 1
"Oh slitface psycho, I have no idea what you're talking about." He razzed at him. "I only eat candy~"
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