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FerdinandAge 43
6' 2"
Maned Wolf
Voiced by John Turturro
Dating 's Beatrice in the head-canon multiverse
Lanky and smooth-talking, Ferdinand is Isabelle's older brother and another life-long friend of the Candino boys. A notorious sexual fiend, he is often distracted from work by play. His fancies for heavy people cause some of those who know him to question his sanity, but Ric said "just keep your paws off MY fat ass and we'll be friends forever." His face is a gallery of scarring, badly healed bones, and missing teeth from his inability to keep his paws off other people's fat asses. He also sports some burn scars on his arms since his favourite tool of trade is fire. He has committed countless arsons for Ric.
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Firefly: Do you like FIRE as much as I do? And if you do: STAY AWAY FROM MY SPITFIRE OR I'LL BURN YOU ALIVE!!!
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Ferdinand: Same to you, man. After all, the restraining order says you have to stay a thousand feet away at all times.
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Firefly: NO PIECE OF PAPER IS GOING TO KEEP ME AND MY SOULMATE APART!!!
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Ferdy: 
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*whistles loudly* I adore this scoundrel, too!Β
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Thank you!
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Beatrice: *gives Ferdinand a big kiss on the cheek*
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Ferdinand: 
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The way you drew his face makes me like the character. Almost as though he's devilish.
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Thank you! He's a little bit devilish, quite true.
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clyde :- oh great it's my brother in law 
Isabelle :- clydeΒ be nice
clyde :- yes dear
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I can see why Bea gets the honey glows from him. 
I actually got a laugh out of Ric's comment, since that's probably something Chalice would've said to Roxy when she found out she was gay.
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Thank you!
Hehe, yeah I could see her saying that! Minus the fat obviously.
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You're welcome!
Of course, Foxy.
Chal: Roxy, I would just like to make it clear that it's not my business on who you decide to share your bed with, Roxy. Those are your choices. Just keep your hands of MY ass, and we'll be friends forever.
*And I actually would like to say that Roxy was honestly never attracted to Chalice. Yes, she acknowledges she's attractive, but she's not her type. 
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That makes good sense. 
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Yeah, and I feel it shows that Roxy isn't a stereotypical lesbian. While she loves and respects Chalice as her friend and work partner, she isn't attracted TO her. Chal is honestly a bit too rough around the edges for Roxy.
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Jeanette: And I'm a big ol' softie.
Yeah, I hate that bullshit stereotype that gay people want to screw every person of their gender or that bi people will fuck anyone anytime. And of course the age-old one about straight guys wanting to screw everyone with tits.
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Roxy: Indeed you are my wittle mushy cake. 
Exactly!
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I imagine them as kind of an aunt and niece. In fact, the station is a lot like a big family.
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Of course. But you're right, they would be a big family, since I think they would gladly take a bullet for one another. Chalice proved that with Samsung, after all.
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