DaemonBomb-Inc [2018-08-25 01:35:55 +0000 UTC]
"Are you burning my BODY!?"
"Oh hey Twilight, I thought you were dead!"
"I'VE BEEN TALKING TO YOU THIS ENTIRE TIME!!!"
"You're always talking, I guess I only noticed when you stopped!"
"I am going to kill you Derpy!"
"You can't! If you kill me I'll only come back stronger!"
"What nonsense are you- waaait...."
*Last Year*
"Derpy, did you eat my entire bottle of "kill me come back stronger" pills?"
"I thought it was your heart medication."
"You're taking my heart medication?"
"Look, Twilight, if your gonna keep asking dumb questions, I'll go use my other bathroom that I made in the kitchen."
*present*
"Very well..... If I can't kill you, Derpy. I will kill everypony you care about."
"HA! I'd like to see you try!"
*Later*
"...Then I told the mighty ghost alicorn, "HA! I'd like to see you try!" and that is why he's killing all of us right now!"
"I gotta admit, that does sort of explain everything."
*Groans*
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FRA32 [2014-12-29 13:30:27 +0000 UTC]
d'aww, twirasmus looks so cute here
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