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AK-Is-Harmless — Ancient Ben And Winslow 01a

Published: 2004-09-01 17:15:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 2330; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 368
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Description Ben and Winslow began their lives when I was a senior in high school, and they were at first faceless stick figures. This was because I was challenged, every day, to fill a sheet of paper, front and back, with a funny comic strip. And I had five minutes to do it.

After the novelty of "speed cartooning" wore off, I started drawing comics for the hell of it. I fleshed the characters out a little bit so that "Guy on the Left" (as Ben was called) and "Guy on the Right" (as Winslow was called) could display more emotion.

This is the first part of one of those comics from right after Ben and Winslow's stick figure stage. The general idea behind these cartoons was that Ben retained continuity from panel to panel, while Winslow said/did something completely random every time he got to speak. As you can see, the "Playing Fireman" idea [link] was here in it's earliest stage. It only took me five years to redraw it.

I still laugh when I read "Que Habla My Ass!" Not that it makes sense.

Please full view this. It's a really old comic so the pencil has faded, and it was originally folded up to fit in my pocket. You'll be able to see everything clearly in it's larger form.

---AK
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Comments: 55

AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ??? [2014-04-15 23:08:58 +0000 UTC]

I'm not familiar with that.

---AK

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kiddinsdeluxe In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2014-04-15 23:23:45 +0000 UTC]

All you really need to know is that he says things like "Hail lord satan and his epileptic monkey!!" and "Conspiracy!! And now employing juvenile mongoloid demon babies!! My famous chicken recipe will never be yours!! Grr! Woof!"

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CuteComixInc [2007-06-22 19:33:05 +0000 UTC]

Poking invisible rodents makes my pants happy, too.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to CuteComixInc [2007-06-22 22:18:47 +0000 UTC]

As it should.

---AK

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SungSung [2007-05-15 01:52:42 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of my highschool scribbles. but, nobody died. Jerry died in every single comic. I ran out of ways for him to die.. Sombody must die in retribution to this page of anti-death.

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iamthesky [2006-09-21 09:56:22 +0000 UTC]

*dies of laughter*
oh its brilliant!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to iamthesky [2006-09-21 18:00:09 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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yzarc [2005-02-17 14:00:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh my GOD ur even more insain than i thaught humanly possable ...............

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to yzarc [2005-02-17 16:12:32 +0000 UTC]

I'm not insane!

---AK

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yzarc In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-02-17 16:47:19 +0000 UTC]

just crazy

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sponge-ish [2005-01-25 00:13:07 +0000 UTC]

hehe.yes boys do have penises.=]

-sponge

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to sponge-ish [2005-01-25 03:01:10 +0000 UTC]

So I've been told.

---AK

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AnneClayr [2004-11-12 14:32:10 +0000 UTC]

LOOOL this is SO random!!!!...so random, it's funny. God bless randomosity. *throws cookies at random passers by*

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to AnneClayr [2004-11-12 17:34:05 +0000 UTC]

I want some of those cookies. Don't waste 'em!

---AK

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AnneClayr In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-11-13 03:49:54 +0000 UTC]

*gives u the box* help yourself

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JenniferStarling [2004-11-05 01:00:23 +0000 UTC]

OMFG... I'm in pain from laughing...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to JenniferStarling [2004-11-05 03:44:37 +0000 UTC]

Please not that I take no responsibility for your pained laughter.

---AK

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AverageJen [2004-10-23 19:45:22 +0000 UTC]

i love the very last thing that winslow says really quietly....."boys have penises"!!!! you are a genius

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AverageJen In reply to AverageJen [2004-10-24 11:41:13 +0000 UTC]

*shrugs*

how would i know?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to AverageJen [2004-10-23 23:50:51 +0000 UTC]

Well... they DO have penises.

Right?

---AK

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STAREYe [2004-10-18 22:48:14 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, I wonder how I missed this one, it's awesome. "You stained the carpet!"

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to STAREYe [2004-10-19 02:17:05 +0000 UTC]

That's what urine does.

---AK

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STAREYe In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-10-19 14:15:31 +0000 UTC]

I was almost afraid to find out what I had said to receive that comment, but I did anyway.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to STAREYe [2004-10-19 23:48:24 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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xxhauntedxx [2004-09-02 19:17:54 +0000 UTC]

History! I love history. It's so informative.

If you don't mind, I'm coining the phrase, "Que habla my ass!"

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to xxhauntedxx [2004-09-03 01:20:18 +0000 UTC]

It's already been coined. Winslow coined it. It's on his version of the dime.

---AK

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naiveamoeba [2004-09-02 16:21:25 +0000 UTC]

You make me want to cry. Cry like a spoon in a field of knives.

Sweet sobbing.


Only thing that keeps me sane...





Other than Ketamine...

Nice drawin' anyway- you utter fucking loon

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to naiveamoeba [2004-09-02 16:53:55 +0000 UTC]

Total poetry.

---AK

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GossamerWings [2004-09-02 14:05:16 +0000 UTC]

Love em! Funny, entertaining and completely random!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to GossamerWings [2004-09-02 16:50:35 +0000 UTC]

That's their MO.

---AK

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abderezai [2004-09-02 07:24:51 +0000 UTC]

even in early conception this duo where poure comic Genious

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to abderezai [2004-09-02 17:18:29 +0000 UTC]

They tried really hard at it. Nowadays they don't even bother practicing.

---AK

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Adrian27 [2004-09-02 04:30:32 +0000 UTC]

dude that kicked ass and i may not be able to draw but i like to pull a winslow in real life why some poor sucker is left being ben

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Adrian27 [2004-09-02 04:42:57 +0000 UTC]

Que habla my ass?

---AK

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Adrian27 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-09-02 04:45:49 +0000 UTC]

canoe*

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Adrian27 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-09-02 04:45:07 +0000 UTC]

A canadian is someone who can make love in a comoe without tippin it

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RaymieEl [2004-09-02 01:00:46 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rotflmao! omg! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hah!!!!!!!!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to RaymieEl [2004-09-02 02:59:07 +0000 UTC]

See that? Even comics from five to six years ago can be hilarious.

---AK

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SatansLilSista [2004-09-01 19:20:01 +0000 UTC]

WHERE'S THE BACK! It's old school Ben and Winslow!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to SatansLilSista [2004-09-01 20:34:03 +0000 UTC]

You'll get to see the back tomorrow.

---AK

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Twizted-Katharsis [2004-09-01 17:41:29 +0000 UTC]

Hah! Ben and Winslow kick ass..love that "boy's have penises" bit..I mean, so random, but so true, .. But I can't read what Ben's saying in that very last bit..."Great..". ..something..
*sigh* the comic talent..

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Twizted-Katharsis [2004-09-01 17:48:09 +0000 UTC]

Ben's saying, "Great, Pygmified"

---AK

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Twizted-Katharsis In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-09-01 17:52:22 +0000 UTC]

ah! now it makes more sense, and it's funnier! Duude..You need to like..be paid for this..and make Ben and Winslow things..or Thongs..and Tshirts..and then chicks like me can wear oversized Ben and Winslow Tees to Bed along with their pygmified Ben and Winslows on their thongs and panties. Wooh ^-^ *skhee*

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Twizted-Katharsis [2004-09-01 18:18:56 +0000 UTC]

I'm totally one step ahead of you.

---AK

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edgarguest [2004-09-01 17:34:29 +0000 UTC]

ha....awwww. i actually laughed out loud when he said "Que habla my ass"...im not sure why...mabye cus it was in BOLD.....ahh. laughter burts forth anywho....ha .

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to edgarguest [2004-09-01 17:46:16 +0000 UTC]

Everything's better in bold. Expecially nonsense.

---AK

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edgarguest In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-09-01 17:48:52 +0000 UTC]

yes.....this comic sorta reminds me of calvin a hobbes for some reason tooo...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to edgarguest [2004-09-01 18:21:11 +0000 UTC]

Really? How so?

---AK

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edgarguest In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2004-09-01 18:29:25 +0000 UTC]

i dont know......it just does...their expressions i guess, reminds me more of calvin than of hobbes

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Airguitaringpenguin [2004-09-01 17:21:11 +0000 UTC]

lol this is how the famous twosome started out, well it is always nice to learn some history.

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