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AK-Is-Harmless — Vampiric Minority 29

Published: 2005-01-12 18:12:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 6737; Favourites: 65; Downloads: 794
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Description Part of the problem with being a young Vampire this day in age is that hormones often get in the way of daily nutrient-gathering. So Chauncy here, a mere stripling at 124 years of age, is easily hypnotized by large breasts. Come on, man! Show a little stamina!

You'll note that this woman is snoring. As unladylike as that may seem, keep in mind that she has two very large protrusions pressing against her throat at this point, making adequate breathing next to impossible. Such is the price she pays.

To see the rest of the Vampiric Minority series, please go here: [link]

---AK
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Comments: 75

homestarrunnerfan345 [2009-04-16 01:43:22 +0000 UTC]

i got the same problem w/ my girlfriend...

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TheGreenMessiah [2009-01-24 00:32:07 +0000 UTC]

so thats why i snore....

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to TheGreenMessiah [2009-01-24 16:33:31 +0000 UTC]

I'm no doctor, but yes, probably.

---AK

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TheGreenMessiah In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2009-01-28 18:50:56 +0000 UTC]

lol!!!

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xundeadangelx [2008-03-15 00:01:19 +0000 UTC]

Is he yawning in the first panel? Looks kind of angry.

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Anonymous543 [2007-08-17 05:57:10 +0000 UTC]

It's really true... boobs are hypnotic.

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rumiko-skiler [2007-01-09 20:42:45 +0000 UTC]

lol, hopefully they were resting, because if they go bounce...

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MystifyingDamsel [2006-10-27 01:08:37 +0000 UTC]

I am so blaming my boobs next time my hubby says I snore. haha. Thanks!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to MystifyingDamsel [2006-10-27 03:22:34 +0000 UTC]

And then you can blame me for giving you the idea.

---AK

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stew1416 [2006-01-09 20:11:58 +0000 UTC]

that's awsome!... at least he's not as bad as winslow

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Indylicious [2005-04-05 01:14:34 +0000 UTC]

lol cute. I like your characters.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Indylicious [2005-04-05 02:31:43 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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Ronald-MacK [2005-02-09 04:37:38 +0000 UTC]

I <3 boob jokes. Well done.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Ronald-MacK [2005-02-09 05:25:24 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. I love boob jokes, too.

---AK

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3epo [2005-02-03 18:17:38 +0000 UTC]

roflmao. nuf said.

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blue-violet [2005-01-26 21:44:37 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHAHA! THAT IS BRILLIANT! your a comic genius man!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to blue-violet [2005-01-27 00:36:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

---AK

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PensiveMoon [2005-01-22 02:15:49 +0000 UTC]

I know the feeling.. o.o; Boobs are niceeee... Bwahahahaha! He IS right after all. No matter what you do, you just seem to have to stareeeee....


-laughs- ...and I'M a girl..

I LOVE this one! Its hillarious! Reminds me of my best friend

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to PensiveMoon [2005-01-22 03:36:24 +0000 UTC]

Even girls are not immune to their bosomy charm.

---AK

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PensiveMoon In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-01-22 03:38:59 +0000 UTC]

Hehe...NOT my fault if my best friend (ex-?) is a big breasted moron

I hope she doesnt see this comment -coughs-

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to PensiveMoon [2005-01-22 03:52:28 +0000 UTC]

I'm directing her to your comments immediately.

---AK

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PensiveMoon In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-01-22 03:53:35 +0000 UTC]

You seriously scared me there o.o; -hides under bed-

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Ernesto-Che-Guevara [2005-01-21 07:51:56 +0000 UTC]

and I wonder which vampire is the closest to the artist?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Ernesto-Che-Guevara [2005-01-21 23:59:50 +0000 UTC]

You'll never know!

---AK

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xxhauntedxx [2005-01-15 16:49:25 +0000 UTC]

It's true! Well, I'm not hypnotized by them..but I know a few who are!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to xxhauntedxx [2005-01-15 17:41:11 +0000 UTC]

Only a few?

---AK

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naiveamoeba [2005-01-15 01:04:06 +0000 UTC]

Now I'm SURE I've seen this before. I have. Yes. Yes I have.

Unless you're reposting it..

Or you've edited it.

But yes, i've seen this.

How odd.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to naiveamoeba [2005-01-15 15:30:26 +0000 UTC]

It's been redrawn and colored. Remastered from the original!

---AK

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cherriegal [2005-01-14 03:05:19 +0000 UTC]

Hooray! Now I know how to defend myself against vampires!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to cherriegal [2005-01-14 23:50:33 +0000 UTC]

Knowledge well earned.

---AK

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jigglysama [2005-01-13 17:05:46 +0000 UTC]

I hate boobs... Really!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to jigglysama [2005-01-13 17:25:46 +0000 UTC]

Uh... me too!

---AK

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Mr-Random [2005-01-13 17:05:24 +0000 UTC]

lmao brilliant !!!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Mr-Random [2005-01-13 17:25:05 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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yzarc [2005-01-13 11:36:41 +0000 UTC]

is funny caz its true .... ahh many a dinnerless night ^o^

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to yzarc [2005-01-13 17:01:35 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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MaverickData [2005-01-12 23:38:18 +0000 UTC]

Such is life in highschool also... so many girls... I'm stil...... OOooooooo.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to MaverickData [2005-01-12 23:50:21 +0000 UTC]

You're mind is boggling!

---AK

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MaverickData In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-01-12 23:57:15 +0000 UTC]

I thought it was shut down... stop confusing me! O_o;;

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GoatofWisdom [2005-01-12 23:10:48 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, Wow. That's one huge rack. What is it that makes boobs so fascinating to men?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to GoatofWisdom [2005-01-12 23:25:14 +0000 UTC]

They're soft and round. I can't explain it any more than that.

---AK

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Airguitaringpenguin [2005-01-12 21:10:24 +0000 UTC]

So thats why guys keep staring at me

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Airguitaringpenguin [2005-01-12 21:26:24 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't doubt it. The power of breasts are incredible. Their hypnotic powers can be enhanced through lack of undergarments, jumping up and down, or a combination of the two. You be careful now. And only use your god-given powers for good.

---AK

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Airguitaringpenguin In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-01-13 11:49:29 +0000 UTC]

so that is that is getting to the barier at a gigi then, lol ok i will try not to strip in public again

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Airguitaringpenguin [2005-01-13 17:02:19 +0000 UTC]

Good idea.

---AK

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BlueMorthanos [2005-01-12 20:55:16 +0000 UTC]

I knew they had a purpose..

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to BlueMorthanos [2005-01-12 21:23:34 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. It's been noted by scientists that the human female evolved permanently full breasts in an effort to attract mates and prevent Vampire bites.

---AK

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EmpiricistInsomniac [2005-01-12 20:07:15 +0000 UTC]

That's really funny. At least he broke away before the sun turned him to dust...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to EmpiricistInsomniac [2005-01-12 20:23:28 +0000 UTC]

The sun won't turn him to dust. These are real vampires, not movie ones.

---AK

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Silvija14 [2005-01-12 20:02:47 +0000 UTC]

Great work! Chauncy looks like good boy...

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