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Quotes #44 | βNever hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.βNew collection:
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I found you when I am searching something like that. I think quotes are very important for wishing someone. I have collected this one. Thanks for sharing. www.quoteschart.com/good-quoteβ¦
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Never hit a man with glasses. Take his glasses off and hit him with the glasses.
-Wreck-it Ralph
Not an actual quote, but you'll understand if you've seen the movie.
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Oh my god this is so awesome! I feel hungry! Β
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I'd be a-- CHOCOLATE...
now, what was I saying?
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why is the quote in the description different than the deviation?
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"That awkward moment when an Emo orders a Happy Meal at McDonalds."
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Hmmm, may I point out that the quote in the description does not match the one in the deviation?
But anyway, it's still pretty funny.
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If i had a dollar for every time i procrastinated i'd have ... ill type the rest later.
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haha, t'was the first thing that came to mind !
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if i had a dollar for every time i swore at a lame post like this on the front page of deviantART, fuck you this is lame
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There's a saying in my country which goes: "I'm coming from the city and on the top some cinammon".
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If I had a dollar for every time one of these quotes doesn't get attributed, I could raise a lawsuit defense on behalf of all of these unquoted people.
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Ahaha! I really love this one! Is this an original?
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This is hilarious. It kinda reminds me of a shirt my friend has. She has ADD and her shirt says 'I don't have ADD. Attention, Deficit, OOOHH LOOK A BUNNY!'
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I want that shirt.
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I believe she bought it from a shop we have here in Australia called 'Jay Jays'. But maybe you can find it online somewhere 
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"If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted... Oh look! A shiny quarter!" sorry if someone commented something similar like this
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