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Description Quotes #53 | “A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…”

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Comments: 144

PresidentGummy [2018-10-10 19:09:42 +0000 UTC]

There is a reason the synonym for desk is 'work station'

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raven-girl14 [2013-08-12 23:29:04 +0000 UTC]

so true

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iluvhoneysempai [2013-05-19 18:42:48 +0000 UTC]

yup that's so true

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Rontaire [2013-04-17 15:50:20 +0000 UTC]

please it never started

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ShadowRx [2013-03-02 02:39:40 +0000 UTC]

Yup.

"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office." - Robert Frost

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inusora123 [2013-03-01 21:01:34 +0000 UTC]

hhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahaha >.< so funny

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zestinson23 [2013-02-13 18:20:21 +0000 UTC]

I need to send this to all my professors xD
Awesome!

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Frinen [2013-02-13 02:36:21 +0000 UTC]

so true, so true

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ChaosHammer [2013-02-06 03:04:56 +0000 UTC]

No way! So do I!

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Roskbalkir [2013-02-06 00:31:26 +0000 UTC]

I should explain this to my boss.

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Reborn-Taltos [2013-02-04 20:59:17 +0000 UTC]

If sunflower-oil is made of sunflowers and olive-oil is made of olives, what is baby-oil made of?

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IxCANxHAZxCOOKIE In reply to Reborn-Taltos [2013-02-04 21:09:58 +0000 UTC]

A single tear from the left eye of a Tibetan yak mixed with fairy dust and the blood of a thousand innocents.

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Reborn-Taltos In reply to IxCANxHAZxCOOKIE [2013-02-05 13:13:13 +0000 UTC]

Ouch!

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IxCANxHAZxCOOKIE In reply to Reborn-Taltos [2013-02-05 19:28:16 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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DropFromTheOcean [2013-02-04 20:53:53 +0000 UTC]

nice but i guess that means I should leave my desk cuz im here instead of getting work done...

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xXJenncatXx [2013-02-04 20:37:11 +0000 UTC]

....railway station......

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Wolf-Ninja001 [2013-02-04 16:04:40 +0000 UTC]

lol!

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DanDrazen [2013-02-04 11:21:15 +0000 UTC]

Is that a Steven Wright quote? If not, it should be!

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NatashaErdeiDrawings [2013-02-04 08:49:18 +0000 UTC]

awww. So you stop working )) breaks are good but not too long. Lazy human U are )

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Lmomjian [2013-02-04 06:49:14 +0000 UTC]

Please stop making these.

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nicolebaroudi In reply to Lmomjian [2013-02-09 13:38:21 +0000 UTC]

That's what I keep saying but I'm always bombarded with hate from his little 5 year old followers who (I don't know how or why) find these amusing.

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Reidakk [2013-02-04 05:41:20 +0000 UTC]

On my living room I have a Playstation. Ha!

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Midori-San998 [2013-02-04 01:40:33 +0000 UTC]

Genius.

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Akire-Nimsay [2013-02-04 00:07:25 +0000 UTC]

!!! Perfect!

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zestinson23 [2013-02-04 00:06:00 +0000 UTC]

True story!

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irish-roaver [2013-02-04 00:05:47 +0000 UTC]

wtf is this? Put more effort into it man!!! I came to this site to see some original stuff!

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TeaTimeTrance In reply to irish-roaver [2013-02-04 12:42:20 +0000 UTC]

Nothing is ever original... It's basically fan art.

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irish-roaver In reply to TeaTimeTrance [2013-02-11 00:51:07 +0000 UTC]

Bullshit.

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TeaTimeTrance In reply to irish-roaver [2013-02-11 14:40:55 +0000 UTC]

How so? Find me an original composed modern day picture on Deviant art. Go for it.

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irish-roaver In reply to TeaTimeTrance [2013-02-16 20:10:57 +0000 UTC]

Go look at anything else on the main page!

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TeaTimeTrance In reply to irish-roaver [2013-02-16 22:49:49 +0000 UTC]

Like what?

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stracini [2013-02-04 00:05:46 +0000 UTC]

Maybe you have a desk(s)top?

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M1m7 [2013-02-04 00:05:46 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE THESE quotes!

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Rambling-anthology [2013-02-04 00:01:00 +0000 UTC]

Lame, I've seen this making it's way across the internet...

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theanimationnerd [2013-02-03 23:54:11 +0000 UTC]

haha it makes perfect sense

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sugar-crzy-donut [2013-02-03 23:52:46 +0000 UTC]

lol, this is great!

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twinfish2 [2013-02-03 23:48:40 +0000 UTC]

So true!!

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TheRobertSchneider [2013-02-03 23:44:22 +0000 UTC]

^^

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NynjaKat [2013-02-03 23:40:08 +0000 UTC]

I think more people would be more open to these quote if you did something more artistic with them. Why not use a photo of yours or take one for the background? Or play around more with fonts and the many effects text options have. You can get a more artistic look to these if you try something like that.

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MistiGears In reply to NynjaKat [2013-02-03 23:59:10 +0000 UTC]

If you looked at his other submissions, you would see these are for some actual sticker print-outs, which is why he keeps 'em simple ^^'
or she

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NynjaKat In reply to MistiGears [2013-02-04 00:08:36 +0000 UTC]

It's still not very artistic. And this is an art site. Doing something more than a white quote from someone famous they stumbled across on a black background would be nice. Not to mention I've seen plenty of quote stickers that actually had a whole lot more to them than this.

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MistiGears In reply to NynjaKat [2013-02-04 16:40:30 +0000 UTC]

Ah, artistic, pah. For all I care he can do what he wants! I dont mind if it's artistic or not, I just like to laugh~
Sharing is caring, and sharing this quote (though uncredited) was much-appreciated.
Things are different to different people, and maybe some like the format for the simplicity rather than the details.
To someone, however far away, this is artistic, and (not to sound bossy) maybe sometimes you can try to keep your opinion to yourself. ^^

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NynjaKat In reply to MistiGears [2013-02-04 19:09:59 +0000 UTC]

I can share my opinion if I want to. After all this is an art site and it was a constructive opinion. There's nothing wrong with having and sharing it. I'm not bashing and not telling anyone else to silence their opinion either.

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MistiGears In reply to NynjaKat [2013-02-04 19:39:17 +0000 UTC]

It seemed almost to me like it was sarcastic, but after looking over my comment, I think you are right. However, try to reword it as such that is doesn't sound so sarcastic?

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NynjaKat In reply to MistiGears [2013-02-05 01:42:56 +0000 UTC]

My diction choice is fine, thank you.

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MistiGears In reply to NynjaKat [2013-02-05 17:31:17 +0000 UTC]

It doesn't seem fine to me.

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NynjaKat In reply to MistiGears [2013-02-05 18:38:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for your opinion, I could say the same to you but that's just another opinion.

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MistiGears In reply to NynjaKat [2013-02-05 18:41:33 +0000 UTC]

It is.

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Sumo65 [2013-02-03 23:37:42 +0000 UTC]

Then what happens at a gas station?

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troy-michael [2013-02-03 23:35:51 +0000 UTC]

lol tempted to hang it at my work.

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