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Published: 2019-10-17 22:24:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 1835; Favourites: 155; Downloads: 9
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Lemme show those nerds at Game Freak how to do a REAL Meowth noodle.
But for real.... That long cat meme is so dumb, I'm really disappointed. At this point it just feels like they're pandering to TEH COOL 2000S KIDZ WIT TEH MEMEZ. Worked so well in the Power Puff Girls reboot, didn't it?
At least Gigantamax Butterfree looks sick. And not gonna lie, that Gigantamax Charizard is dope even though it's annoying that Charizard keeps getting new stuff, especially with their "we want to give lesser used pokémon the spotlight" Taurosshit that they keep spewing.
Anyway. My Sword/Shield hype continues to suffer. Thought I'd reinterpret that dumb meme cat to cheer myself up a little about it.
Rant rant rant complain complain complain moan moan moan
Gigantafucked Meowth (c) Nintendo, Game Freak
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AND it's not like Game Freak didn't have an example of how a noodle-cat-dragon design could work, as this lovely lady from Digimon showed years before Sword and Shield was ever a thing:
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Oh Arceus, I wish this concept would be true ;A;
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I honestly like gigantamax meowth mostly because he's my favorite pokemon.
But of course I love your design too. He looks kinda like a Chinese dragon.
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I'm glad other people can find something to enjoy about it, just not my cup of tea
And thank you! That was the plan ^^
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Actually, I really liked long cat meowth. I am more upset that they are pandering so much to Kanto, I take the memes, thank you.
But yours is superior, I agree ^^
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I must admit Gigantamax Meowth made me lol. I am a simple minded fool though.
But I absolutely love what you've done here! Who knew an eastern cat dragon would be so beautiful?
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Kinda made me lol too, but for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes I see these designs and I remember that line from an interview that went like "we think really hard about each pokémon's design and make sure it makes sense for the region's environment, and also make sure there is a reason for it to exist." WTF is the reason for this one, dudes?
And thank you! :'D Turning anything into a Chinese noodle dragon usually adds +200 to the beauty meter, I find.
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Umm, the reason is LOL MEMES. But seriously though they're on really shaky ground with the Pokémon designs for this gen. Some I love. Some I actually hate.
Why can't we all be beautiful Chinese noodle dragons? Now I must cry myself to sleep. For a different reason than usual. At least that's new.
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Yeah, same here. It's mostly the Gigantamax forms I hate, but that could just be because I hate the whole Gigantamax gimmick as a mechanic in itself. I'm so d*mn tired of these nuke buttons that add absolutely nothing to the fun factor, dammit! We all already know it's gonna be gone by Gen 9 and hopefully be replaced with something that's actually inventive. Orit'lljustbeANOTHERnukebuttonlol.
It's good to change the reasons to cry yourself to sleep up once in a while. Feels fresh and keeps you from getting stuck.
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Gen 9 will have Mircomin, where all Pokémon turn into subatomic particle sized cute monsters.
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Iiiiiii don't know what Mircomin is, and Google provided no answers I could understand. Curse you, use small words we can all understand, you arrogant upper-class prick! Stop showing off!
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Haha, that was just me making up a stupid word. It was supposed to be the opposite of Gigantamax.
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Damn boi, that completely went over my head. You and your meta-jokes that I'm too basic to understand.
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