Comments: 49
Hrolfgard [2012-06-01 00:12:04 +0000 UTC]
G-DAWG!!!!1!!!
I am SO calling him that from now on.
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ThePitbullLover [2010-10-07 23:20:04 +0000 UTC]
And thank God they were. You must have a secret door into the moronic part of my brain, because when I found out you could romance Tali, I wante to motor boat that like no tomorrow! Guess that's why I'ma DUDE.
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shlacka [2010-06-28 07:40:47 +0000 UTC]
WHAT.
That's not even a question. There is no question here, just: WHAT.
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Selene8472 [2010-06-27 01:35:33 +0000 UTC]
Mutant Turian/human babies. LMAO XD Epic stuff
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kkobsessed [2010-05-31 01:29:05 +0000 UTC]
I love these so much! XD
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Taren14 [2010-05-01 23:59:44 +0000 UTC]
"Now you are pregnant, Tali 'Zorah vas Normandy."
Tali: WHAT.
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ElChala [2010-04-15 01:13:37 +0000 UTC]
soooo, if that was your most productive note, I don't want to imagine how were your WORST notes.
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Chriss-Topher [2010-04-14 15:09:56 +0000 UTC]
Now you are pregnant! BAHAHAHA! That is amazing xDDD
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Lord-Moose [2010-04-14 14:22:36 +0000 UTC]
All Garrus needs to do is read The Bro Code, he can use the rules at times to get Jase to leave for private snuggle times.
Or they find some common ground, like watching porn together! Prof. Jase the Sexpert!"Ok Garrus dude, you really have to remember to arch your back at this point, or you can cramp up pretty harsh."
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Falken1 [2010-04-14 11:14:36 +0000 UTC]
"Do not want."
hahaha
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exile650 [2010-04-14 10:33:52 +0000 UTC]
The implications are staggering.
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Tavanaka [2010-04-14 09:57:13 +0000 UTC]
Oh my god
What is this
It's beautiful
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RogueRubberDuck [2010-04-14 03:02:35 +0000 UTC]
I'm surprised he hasn't been shot out the airlock yet. lol
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malch [2010-04-14 01:33:51 +0000 UTC]
G-DAWG'S terror is palpable here.
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devilsadvocate222289 [2010-04-14 01:23:45 +0000 UTC]
moral of the story: don't motorboat without protection.
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anniezard In reply to Aelwen [2010-04-14 05:58:34 +0000 UTC]
AAAAAAA
OH GOD IT'S HORRIFYING
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xxtastesliekburning [2010-04-14 01:00:13 +0000 UTC]
The G-DawgxEsmexFrat!Shep picture.
Oh lawd.
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xxtastesliekburning In reply to anniezard [2010-04-14 01:05:58 +0000 UTC]
I WANT YOUR LOVE AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE
YOU AND ME WE COULD WRITE A BAD BROMANCE~~
...
DRAW THAT NOW.
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Quicksilver6 [2010-04-14 00:47:11 +0000 UTC]
Oh God that retarded look at the bottom right. That pretty much is Fratshep right there.
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Thatrealycoolguy [2010-04-14 00:42:46 +0000 UTC]
XD Now you are pregnant!
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admiral-squee [2010-04-14 00:18:58 +0000 UTC]
AWRITE! KEEP LIVIN' THE FANBOY DREAM, FRATSHEP! (Really, it's not his fault that quarian breasts are so fascinating; even gay men and straight women succumb to their beauty!)
And, uh-oh, is he snuggling up to Garrus in Esme's presence? Renegade Interrupt in 5... 4... 3...
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flamehead23a [2010-04-13 23:58:26 +0000 UTC]
if motorboating induced pregnancy I'd have fathered literally hundreds of illegitimate children by now.
hundreds
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crackseed In reply to flamehead23a [2011-07-12 18:31:40 +0000 UTC]
Honestly, this comic is hilarious but this comment right here Flamehead nearly had me sputtering on the phone while handling a tech call for work >.>
Kudos sir xD
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flamehead23a In reply to crackseed [2011-07-13 03:26:03 +0000 UTC]
haha, glad to brighten your day.
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PirateRose [2010-04-13 23:52:09 +0000 UTC]
omg he's motor-boating Tali.
That must hurt considering she's wearing armor.
And omg, I say your femShep should tell Garrus he's pregnant now. 8D
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anniezard In reply to PirateRose [2010-04-14 00:00:28 +0000 UTC]
GARRUS AMONG MY SPECIES THE MALES CARRY THE FETUS
IN BUT FOUR SHORT MONTHS I WILL FERTILIZE THE EGG AND OUR MUTANT HALF-TURIAN HALF-HUMAN BABY WILL BE BORN
UNFORTUNATELY I ONLY EAT BAMBOO DURING THE GESTATION PERIOD SO MY MILK WILL BE NON-NUTRITIOUS. YOU WILL HAVE TO LACTATE FOR OUR CHILD/CHILDREN.
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Rahal-Stmin In reply to anniezard [2011-02-23 01:03:13 +0000 UTC]
You have damaged my brain, and crippled the sanity of my friend. Congratulations.
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ThePitbullLover In reply to anniezard [2010-10-07 23:21:30 +0000 UTC]
I had to hold my nose to keep my face from exploding all over my computer screen after reading that I want to film Garrus' reaction to that SO BAD!!!
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PirateRose In reply to anniezard [2010-04-14 00:02:27 +0000 UTC]
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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