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"All I wanted was to tell you to go to an antique shop in the Bronton road and sneer at a cow creamer."
"Sorry, do what... to a what?"
"They've got an eighteenth century cow creamer there that Tom's going to buy this afternoon."
"Oh! It's a silver whatnot is it? For his collection?"
"Precisely. Sort of cream jug, looking like a cow, about six inches long. Go there, ask them to show it to you, and when they do, register scorn."
"Wh- The idea being what?"
"To sap their confidence of course, chump! To sow doubts and misgivings in their mind, make 'em tip the price a bit. Cheaper he gets the thing the better he'll be pleased! And I want him in a cheery mood. Because if I succeed in firing the grindle up for this serial, I shall be compelled to get into his ribs for a biggish sum of money. So! Pop off there without delay, shake your head at the thing."
"Oh I can't oscillate the bean, not today!"
"Oh, so that's how it is, is it? Well if your lothesome excesses have left you incapable of head-shaking, you can at least curl your lip?"
"Oh rather!"
"Then carry on! Draw your breath in sharply. Oh uh, also, try clicking the tongue. Oh yes um, tell them you think it's modern Dutch."
"Why?"
"Well I don't know, apparently it's something a cow creamer ought not to be."
"Oh. Right-ho then, I will do this task for you Aunt Dalia. 'Scratch Bertram Wooster' I often say, 'and you find a boyscout.'"
"A drunken reveler you mean."

Hero number five of Hero Month (ne Villain Month) is Bertie Wooster, from the books of P. G. Wodehouse. There really needs to be more Wodehouse art than there is. If anyone reading this has no idea what I'm talking about, I strongly recommend checking out the whole Wodehouse section from your local library. Also, you can totally watch the TV series based on his "Jeeves and Wooster" books that they made a few years back. You may even recognize the actor playing Wooster. [link]

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Description
"All I wanted was to tell you to go to an antique shop in the Bronton road and sneer at a cow creamer."
"Sorry, do what... to a what?"
"They've got an eighteenth century cow creamer there that Tom's going to buy this afternoon."
"Oh! It's a silver whatnot is it? For his collection?"
"Precisely. Sort of cream jug, looking like a cow, about six inches long. Go there, ask them to show it to you, and when they do, register scorn."
"Wh- The idea being what?"
"To sap their confidence of course, chump! To sow doubts and misgivings in their mind, make 'em tip the price a bit. Cheaper he gets the thing the better he'll be pleased! And I want him in a cheery mood. Because if I succeed in firing the grindle up for this serial, I shall be compelled to get into his ribs for a biggish sum of money. So! Pop off there without delay, shake your head at the thing."
"Oh I can't oscillate the bean, not today!"
"Oh, so that's how it is, is it? Well if your lothesome excesses have left you incapable of head-shaking, you can at least curl your lip?"
"Oh rather!"
"Then carry on! Draw your breath in sharply. Oh uh, also, try clicking the tongue. Oh yes um, tell them you think it's modern Dutch."
"Why?"
"Well I don't know, apparently it's something a cow creamer ought not to be."
"Oh. Right-ho then, I will do this task for you Aunt Dalia. 'Scratch Bertram Wooster' I often say, 'and you find a boyscout.'"
"A drunken reveler you mean."

Hero number five of Hero Month (ne Villain Month) is Bertie Wooster, from the books of P. G. Wodehouse. There really needs to be more Wodehouse art than there is. If anyone reading this has no idea what I'm talking about, I strongly recommend checking out the whole Wodehouse section from your local library. Also, you can totally watch the TV series based on his "Jeeves and Wooster" books that they made a few years back. You may even recognize the actor playing Wooster. [link]

Hero 1--> [link]
Hero 2--> [link]
Hero 3--> [link]
Hero 4--> [link]
Hero 6--> [link]
Hero 7--> [link]
Hero 8--> [link]
Hero 9--> [link]
Hero 10--> [link]
Hero 11--> [link]
Hero 12--> [link]
Hero 13--> [link]