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Published: 2011-12-05 13:17:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 24774; Favourites: 427; Downloads: 125
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In which the artist finally caved and saw On Stranger Tides despite the complete lack of James, only to discover that not just one, but both of the Commodore's trusted lieutenants are sacrificed on the altar of background character body count,OR
In which the definition of "young" is slightly stretched.
I really don't expect anyone to remember who these guys were, but thanks to a lot of fanfiction that probably shouldn't be my primary influence, I can't help but think of these guys as James' wingmen. The piloting kind, not the other kind. Their interactions were pretty much what prompted me to go back and watch Pirates again, this time paying attention to Norrington. I felt I owed them some kind of memorial.
Please forgive me if the 'death wounds' don't actually match up 100%. I only got to watch it once, and really didn't feel like watching them die multiple times.
Everyone here belongs to Disney. Referenced actors: Davenport, O'Hare, and Ellis (and sort of Depp).
James' book belongs to Agatha Christie, though. Little in-joke, there.
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Petition for Groves and Gillette to have another cameo now that Story's gone and mucked things up. Β James could use some drinking buddies right about now.
(That, and I've recently become very attached to the Royal Navy dorks, particularly Theodore Groves. Β Please?)
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Young is relative. They "died" younger than I am currently, so they died young. It's a sad fact of life.... Sigh.
The more you wake up, the older you get. (A very good reason to stay in bed and sleep in whenever possible.)
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Oh that is most certainly true........ in more ways than one.Β Β
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Ah Jack in the corner just cracked me up. Hey Johnny may be 50 by now, but he's still as awesome and hot as he was in his young years. Yes I am a hopeless Depphead and I'm proud of it.Β
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aww that's awesome and i had to go look stuff up but now I'm happy I re-remembered these two.
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Yeah, they were kind of easy to forget... Poor guys.
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but i found them and they are cuties.
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lol, poor Jack. I lolled quite a bit at his indignant expression.
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Gerard Butler's Dracula was in the arc with the copies. He attacked Jareth. It was hilarious. If you want vampires, I suggest Lestat (again), Alucard, and Barnabas Collins. I can see horrible/funny craziness if Alucard showed up heheh. Especially if Control Art Restrictions were set at Level Zero! Well, before the manga ended anyway. Pretty sure Level Zero would be kinda boring now. Alucard is an ass. A scary, awesome, sexy ass, but an ass.
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i love this and especially how Jack comes out of no where
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Turning 50 this year! Oh, yeah, he is my other god so yay Jack! I love the guy who's all Do you think he plans all this out? Or just makes it up as he goes along? I'm like the world may never know. And THAT! Was without a single drop of rum. *tear* Sparrow my love for you. Speaking of the ever so awesome Depp. . . Barnabas Collins anyone? I was waiting for a Depp vampire movie since I was ten! Good things come to those who wait. Just. If you do Collins please don't go Jonathon Frid on us. His looks are painful. And Ben Cross looks too much like Angel. *evilhateforAngelforbeinglame* Anyway. A thought. Depp as a vampire is just too wonderful.
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You know, come to think of it, I don't think I have *any* vampires in this series. I haven't done vampire lit in ages...
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Ha ha ha! Oh wow! According to the math you've done here, Johnny will be reaching the ripe old age of 50 soon. Well on his way to being the next Anthony Hopkins, or Anthony Head, he is, or else a contemporary of Robert Carlyle, who turned 50 in 2011.
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Johnny Depp, Anthony Hopkins, and Robert Carlyle. Β Three outstanding actors who prove being over 50 does not mean you are no longer sexy!
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Yup. Β Sexy is something that can happen at any age. Β It doesn't fade when your youth does. Β It's not a state of being; it's a state of mind.
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Some men are like fine wine. Β They get better with age.
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Probably. Β I'm not attracted to women generally speaking so I've never actually noticed.
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So he will, so he will...
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TEDDY AND ANDY DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE ;n;
I mean, Teddy was Jack's biggest fan!! He's hilarious!!! And Andy was just such a wonderful silly goob!! "You'll never make it out of the bay oh crap now there's a gun in my face-"
WHY IS BLACKBEARD SUCH AN ARSE?
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I know, right? Poor navy boys... It's like, the opposite of Star Trek; the blue coats here are doomed to die. In space, it's red.
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I know right?! And it makes me so despair that people don't seem to know who Andy and Teddy are. They're Jamie's bff's, but then unfortunately, there are still a lot of people who don't know Jamie even TT_____TT
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They were guarding the beautiful ship, the Nautilus, in the first movie, right?
I was saddened by that as well.
And you're close enough.
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Groves is the one who commented on Sparrow being the "best pirate he'd ever seen", and had a minor role in the rest of the films. Gilette made a snarky comment about mermaids to Elizabeth, and reappeared in the fourth film.
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...I always mix them up and I feel horrible later.
But hopefully I won't mix them up anymore. I'm usually MUCH better at not mixing characters up.
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At least James got company from his friends
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*hugs for including Gilette and Groves* I LOVED those two!!
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They did add a little spice to the mix... too bad they probably got completely drowned out by Jack Sparrow.
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They needed more love and attention.
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Hey now! Nothing old about 34... >.> Another good page!
CT.
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34, not as much as 43, especially when you're using "a few years before Sparrow" as the cutoff mark.
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Hahahaha! Sparrow: The Age Limit.
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And around... and around...
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I don't blame you for refusing to see On Stranger Tides for the longest time. I only saw it for the mermaids, myself.
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I was extremely leery. Only the lure of the lieutenants pulled me in.
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Yeah. I hear there will be a 5th movie coming, and I'm "No, thanks."
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*snort, snicker, choke* yep, Captain Sparrow is getting old!!!
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