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AskOldFritz In reply to ??? [2013-05-21 02:51:36 +0000 UTC]
Um...hello strange girl...
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HallloweenKatt [2012-05-20 02:24:23 +0000 UTC]
*still wants to beat your father with the Beatdown Shovel*
Seriously, this story always just . . . Grrr!!!
((I believe I have already stated my beliefs on where Fritz's father is currently, right? (Below the lowest level of Hell.)))
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-05-20 02:27:27 +0000 UTC]
....*looking out window with a sad distant look on his face*
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-05-20 03:18:08 +0000 UTC]
Sorry . . . I just wanted to help . . . *goes to sit in depression corner*
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-05-20 03:24:10 +0000 UTC]
*easily gets upset and worked up over this topic and always pushes people he doesn't know well away* ....
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-05-20 03:37:09 +0000 UTC]
*still in depression corner*
((*thoughtful* You'd think after 100+ messages, he'd start to warm up to me. *ppft* NOT!))
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-05-20 04:02:36 +0000 UTC]
. . . Question: How did I end up in this cell with you in the first place? (I think I took a wrong turn at that last ripple in the time stream. I was going for the early Jurassic Period. I was doing a research paper on dinosaurs.)
((Yeah, I'd say so. He's know Prussia his entire life, and Katte for 300+ years.))
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-05-20 04:08:07 +0000 UTC]
This is my punishment for running away.....I am to be locked in here until further notice and to be forced to watch him be beheaded.....*blinks back tears*
((Even when he had just known Katte for a few years he felt very close to him because of reasons))
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-05-20 17:12:45 +0000 UTC]
Yeah . . . I'm just gonna try to figure out how to get us out of here. ((Seriously, I think I took a wrong turn in the time stream.)) Hmm . . . How much do you think it would affect the time stream if we actually manage to get out and save Katte? You think the future will be ruled my monkey overlords? It might be worth it . . .
((That's a touching story!))
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-05-20 17:17:17 +0000 UTC]
...he's already dead.....even if you could get me out of here I'll probably be executed for trying to escape....
((It is ;A; ))
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-05-20 17:27:00 +0000 UTC]
Hmm . . . I'll have to fix this time machine, then . . . ((I need it to get home, anyway.)) Then we'll see what we can do. Do you know of any place I can get a replacement flux capacitor? And if not, can you tell me where to find a piece of navy blue thread and a paperclip? Or a piece of wire thin enough for me to bend into the shape of a paperclip? I already have the piece or used chewing gum I need.
((They should make it into a movie!))
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-05-20 17:29:19 +0000 UTC]
((I've had the same idea!))
What the hell is a flux capacitor? I have some string. What's a paperclip? I don't have any wire but there should be some around the fort. what is gum?
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-05-21 05:29:26 +0000 UTC]
((Awesome! We need to call Hollywood.))
Well, I'm not sure really. I just know I built one with string, a paperclip, and chewing gum. (I got the blueprints straight off the Internet!)
Well, a paperclip is a piece of thin, bent wire that can hold papers together. *sketches picture of one in dirt with a stick* See? And gum is, well . . . *hold out pack of gum* Just take a piece and chew. Just don't swallow it. And no, it won't hurt you. I hope you like mint.
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-05-22 03:18:59 +0000 UTC]
((They won't listen....))
Uh huh...
I see, well I don't have any wire and I can't go looking. Uh sure....? *takes piece of gum and kind of stares at it*
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-05-22 04:54:40 +0000 UTC]
((Sure they will! We just have to call them at four in the morning and scream at them in a German accent.))
*nods*
Don't worry, I found on in my pocket. Now . . . *plucks loose thread from your shirt* ((I'm going ot just pretend he's wearing dark blue)) Okay than . . . *begins piecing together new flux capacitor*
You're supposed to chew it. If nothing else, it'll help keep your mouth from drying out for a while since I assume the water they're giving you, if any, is probably not the tastiest or the cleanest. *chews gum* See? *blows bubble and continues working*
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-05-22 13:01:27 +0000 UTC]
((That could work...))
*pulls off wrapper and sticks in mouth and starts chewing*
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-05-22 21:29:05 +0000 UTC]
((I swear I want to do that now . . . Anybody know Spielburg's number?))
Almost there aaaaand . . . DONE! *turns to Fritz* Now, how long ago were you guys caught. I can go back to the exact moment before and distract the search party so you can get away! *not even concerned about disrupting the fabric of time*
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-05-22 21:51:51 +0000 UTC]
((No but it's probably on the internet somewhere))
No, not then, I need you to go back to before that, I told Katte about running away, I want you to talk me out of trying to run away
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-05-23 03:48:13 +0000 UTC]
((Yeah, probably.))
But I WANT you guys to have a happy life together . . . How about we go back, grab Katte, and escape back to my time? You'll be free to be with Katte, and we can all hide from the evil cars in my cellar. Sound like a plan?
((I swear I need to start turning some of these coments into a fanfiction.))
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-05-23 23:10:48 +0000 UTC]
((yes....))
But then I would never become king....even though I don't want to be, I promised Prussia I will become his king....
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-05-24 01:20:29 +0000 UTC]
Hmm . . . Okay, new plan: We grab Prussia, then go back to get Katte, then jump forward into my time and hide from the even cars in my cellar so A.) Katte doesn't die, B.) Prussia will remain a nation and you can become king in the current time, and C.) You get your happily ever after with the man of your dreams while I get to tell my friend that I not only prevented TWO of the greatest trgadies in history, but that I also have Hetalia characters living at my house.
Does TAHT plan work for you?
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-05-24 01:28:23 +0000 UTC]
No because the logic in that does not exist.
I could not become king in current day because everyone thinks I'd been dead and all my accomplishments would never have existed
((which means Prussia would never have been on the map))
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-05-24 16:59:21 +0000 UTC]
All right, NEW new plan: We send your father to my time and let him get attacked by all the Fritz fangirls and get a taste of what he put you through. (I AM going to find a plan that works, I'm telling you.) And we could always bring him back if we REALLY had to . . . (We don't, do we?)
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-05-25 00:47:01 +0000 UTC]
No because I would then become king and if I become king at age 18 I think I will have another mental break down
((Fritz doesn't become king till he's 28))
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-05-25 01:33:07 +0000 UTC]
Okay, NEW new new plan: I'll go save Katte, take him to my time, then bring him back once your father dies. Well just say he escaped to parts unknown. (It's not like your father will be able to find him even if he looks anyway, so we don't have to say where.) Then, once you become king, I'll bring Katte back, say he just returned from wherever now that it's safe, and you guys live happily ever after. (If anyone has a problem with you guys being together, what can they do? You'll be king. They can't do anything, can they?) Will THAT work?
And even if we went with my last plan, Prussia, Katte, and I would help you get through becoming king. You wouldn't have to worry about a thing! (Besides, we weren't going to KILL your father. Just make him miserable for a while.)
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-05-25 01:56:44 +0000 UTC]
That could work but what about Katte's parents?
And thank you that's very reassuring
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-05-25 02:19:24 +0000 UTC]
You mean as in keeping them safe or letting them know what's going on? I could always bring them, too, if they need protecting, or Katte keep send them back letter to let them know he's okay and that he will be back as soon as you are king, so they don't need to worry. *is trying to think of everything*
I'm glad you're reassured. (The only reason he would probably survive would be if none of the Fritz fangirls find out about what he did, though. If even one of them knew, the rest of them WOULD find out. We fangirls like to share interesting facts about our favorite characters, and word tends to travel fast.)
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-05-25 02:27:04 +0000 UTC]
No they just need to know that their son is alright so yes that could work.
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-05-26 23:58:33 +0000 UTC]
All righty then! I'll go grab Katte and see you in ten years! (Well, ten years to you.)
See ya!
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-05-31 22:16:45 +0000 UTC]
((You said Fritz became king when he was 28 and was 18 when Katte died, right?))
You don't become king for ten years. That's when it will be safe to bring Katte back. So it will be ten years before I see you again. (Unless I just get bored, which I probably will, and decide to come back to bug you!)
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-06-01 01:27:10 +0000 UTC]
((He did, this Fritz just doesn't know that))
...ten years with out my lover
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-06-01 01:46:35 +0000 UTC]
But then you get to live happily to the end of your days with him. (Well, more or less happily.)
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-06-01 01:49:28 +0000 UTC]
I guess yes
((Want to have a ten year time skip after this? This is the exact day Fritz became king))
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-06-01 19:31:56 +0000 UTC]
I'm just gald we finally settled on a plan.
((Sure!))
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-06-03 01:40:22 +0000 UTC]
Me: *falls through wormhole with Katte* Ouch . . . Still haven't quite worked out the landing strategy . . .
Katte: Ow . . .
Me: *jumps up and dusts self off* Well, let's go find Fritz- Whoops. *is standing on Fritz's back* Heh, found him . . .
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-06-03 02:37:34 +0000 UTC]
*steps off your back* Hey, hey, hey! *puts hands up* I brought your boyfriend back like a promised! Even though I think you're technically older than him now . . .
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-06-03 02:39:32 +0000 UTC]
I'm only older then him by two years now, before he was older then me by eight years
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-06-03 02:50:33 +0000 UTC]
Uh, okay . . . *pushes Katte forward* Here ya go. Go forth and do . . . Whatever it is you guys do . . .
Katte: Fritz? What's going on? This weird girl grabbed me and dragged me into this strange tunnel and then we popped out here and why are you older than me now?! *is spazzing slightly*
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-06-03 02:54:38 +0000 UTC]
*leans over and kisses him* Your fine, she grabbed you because you were going to die, she took you through a time loop and now your ten years in the future, I am now king and my father is dead
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AskOldFritz In reply to HallloweenKatt [2012-06-04 01:01:21 +0000 UTC]
*wraps arms around his neck* alright but you need to behave and you need to wear something else
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HallloweenKatt In reply to AskOldFritz [2012-06-11 04:32:09 +0000 UTC]
*looks down at jeans and T-shirt* . . . *looks around at the ridiculous dresses the women are wearing*
. . . Yep, it's cross-dressing time. *goes to find men's clothes that will fit* I'll be back before dinner, uS! And listen, if things start getting hot and steamy between you two, give me a holler! I'll be there faster than you can say "Yaoi is life!" *waves*
((. . . This post proves once again that I should really be asleep before 12:31 in the morning.))
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