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1. Are you single or taken?
Single.

2. Chocolate or flowers?
Yes.

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Make some chinese food, get cash for the next day, print out sheets of foreveralone faces, etc.

4. Do you like anyone?
Hmm.

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Nope.

6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
Hmm.

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
For the trolling (it's like shooting lonely fish in a barrel) and the discount chocolate.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
If I have any, they sure are keeping quiet about it.

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Yes.

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
As a troll (or an irresponsible alcoholic), yes.
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11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Nope.

12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
On Some-e-cards.

13. Do you like candy hearts?
They look like chalk, taste like mint, and I can only assume they were a bastardization of the two.

14. What is something you got last Valentines?
Nothing.

15. Is Valentines depressing?
Sometimes.

16. How is your love life?
About as existent as Justin Bieber's pubic hair.

17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No.

18. How many roses would you want?
None, they smell.

19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
Nope.

20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Only for the trolling and discount chocolate.

21. Who was your last Valentine from?
Never.

22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
No one.

23. Who would you most likely receive a Valentine from this year?
Hmm.

24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
One.

25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Yep.

26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single year?
Never.

27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Nope.

28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Yep.

29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
Yep.

30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
Never gotten one.

31. What was the worst?
The shit people required you to send to each other in elementary school. I don't even consider them gifts.

32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
No.