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Bhryn — DA: Isabela Can't Help Herself

Published: 2011-05-27 00:01:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 12780; Favourites: 191; Downloads: 23
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Description She later took those home and gave poor Jhaiel a lapdance to raise hairs and eyebrows!

My third decent DA playthrough has me as Jhaiel Hawke, a straight laced, by the book, if sharp tongued, 2h Warrior. Her brother Carver died (Aww well, more at dinner for me!) and her sister Bethany became a Grey Warden (and never writes!).

Jhai is Isabela's straight-man in all jokes and situations. And they make a pretty sexy pair!

B xxxx

PS: Yes I know everyone's seen this joke, I just love it so much /geek
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Comments: 28

DiamondEyedGemini [2016-10-18 15:27:13 +0000 UTC]

I loved when she said that, she sounded so brilliant hhehehe xD

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0202inferno [2012-01-11 02:08:58 +0000 UTC]

APOSTITUTES! The PERFECT term i have been trying to find to make the game sound even more dirty and funny XD

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Caricacaea [2011-12-09 04:10:45 +0000 UTC]

Apostitutes!

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Bhryn In reply to Caricacaea [2011-12-19 20:44:43 +0000 UTC]

I still can't stop laughing lol

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Caricacaea In reply to Bhryn [2011-12-20 02:10:40 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I was around my friends once and we were in the middle of a really awkward silence. Suddenly I shouted...

Well, you can probably guess. XD

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Bhryn In reply to Caricacaea [2011-12-20 21:57:45 +0000 UTC]

omfg that is genius, I might do it before the film begins and everyone is quiet... lol

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Caricacaea In reply to Bhryn [2011-12-21 02:11:49 +0000 UTC]

Dooooo iiiiiiiit!!!!

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Moonpath-wolf [2011-11-30 01:07:24 +0000 UTC]

XD

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XxXBoiledBloodXxX [2011-08-02 08:05:25 +0000 UTC]

Isabela is my favorite... EVERYTHING!!!
DA CHAR
DA:II CHAR
WOMAN
SLUT
VIRGIN
WOMAN
MAN
PICKLE

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TwilightDragon-312 In reply to XxXBoiledBloodXxX [2011-11-12 01:08:23 +0000 UTC]

THIS. <33333

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wunderwolfer [2011-07-01 20:36:20 +0000 UTC]

Ha Ha Ha. I love Isabela. It's probably my fav line in DA2 after her converstation with Aveline about Donnic. I hope she's in DA3

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A-Redheads-Ramblings [2011-06-30 21:13:20 +0000 UTC]

Isabela is the bestest companion ever

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sneere [2011-06-05 19:02:39 +0000 UTC]

I love apostitutes!

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bukittyan [2011-05-31 12:43:06 +0000 UTC]

Isabela loves a straight-man.

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jactinglim [2011-05-28 20:34:56 +0000 UTC]

go izzy!

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BloodyHighClaw [2011-05-28 08:56:32 +0000 UTC]

Xd <3 it..Iswear isabellas easier tod eal with then fenris and janders

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Lyn-Zo In reply to BloodyHighClaw [2011-05-28 13:50:32 +0000 UTC]

she is a lot more easygoing than those two, who are either bitching about Tevinter and slavery or blood mages and the mage plight. :/
Isabala is a refreshing change, considering all that seems to occupy her mind is sex. lol

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BloodyHighClaw In reply to Lyn-Zo [2011-05-29 00:40:54 +0000 UTC]

I tottaly agree,but when you romance her you can tell why its all that occupies her mind.She looks for love in sex..

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kitiaramajere [2011-05-28 02:01:31 +0000 UTC]

it wasn't the line so much ( ok yeah it was) but her giggle that went with it.

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SleepyMei [2011-05-27 23:17:46 +0000 UTC]

the little candle makes this win

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DoctorHyper826 [2011-05-27 21:26:26 +0000 UTC]

I actually couldn't stop laughing at this line when I first heard it >.<

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Eludajae [2011-05-27 21:03:11 +0000 UTC]

That was one of the BEST lines in the game!!

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Rhieks [2011-05-27 08:27:42 +0000 UTC]

Isabela, grow up (c)

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anitalaloca [2011-05-27 07:22:45 +0000 UTC]

i loved that line

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c20gleason [2011-05-27 01:37:30 +0000 UTC]

I can see that happening.

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NIELSPETERDEJONG [2011-05-27 00:56:09 +0000 UTC]

That is why we love ya! XD

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trickshot [2011-05-27 00:24:55 +0000 UTC]

i totally <3 isabela

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Dalish-Elf [2011-05-27 00:05:59 +0000 UTC]

IT WAS TOTALLY FUNNY BELA!

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