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Bhryn — ME2: Worst line, ever.
Published: 2011-06-07 17:45:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 7354; Favourites: 94; Downloads: 38
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A little bad lingo here kids.Mass Effect 2 is possibly the most awesome game, ever made. Well so is Mass Effect (1). Mass Effect 3 has a release date of March 6th, 2012. I am ecstatic with joy. I will be booking a week off work. I will be snuggling up with Shepard. I am filled with happiness.
Here, however, is the WORST LINE IN THE SERIES SO FAR!
All this dramatic tension and then Aria says something totally dumb like that.
This is how I envision my Sentinel Jhaiel Shepard responding. If the wheel of conversations only had these options... IF ONLY!
Jhaiel Shepard, a spacer and war hero, is a bit of a douchebag. A lot of a douchebag. She's the queen of total bitches. She loves making people's lives that little better off with sarcasm and a good swift kick to the nuts. She's awesome like that.
Jhaiel hangs around with Garrus and Jack a lot. Between the trio, they're a force of ass kicking, wisecracking terror the universe must reckon with.
Plus I <3 her expression here. NNNNNGH!
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Right?! When I first realised it was Trinity, I almost died laughing.
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slap her then bend her over and- *hears tapping* umm :Aria: and what?: umm.... :go on, i'm waiting: oh god
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like most gamers my trigger finger itched after she said dat xD
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I try amd justify it as they put it in for the lolz 
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Are the dialogue options always displayed right above the crotch?
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Ten out of ten on humour alone. Though if I could be constructive, there's a bit of juxtaposition with her mouth; the shading suggests extreme realism, but the teeth are almost too cartoony to fit that. That costs me the punch from the otherwise fitting expression.
I would so love to give that Paragon quip. In fact, I'm going to say that the next time someone says it.
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This is even funnier if you think the red top and globe is Tom from MST3K.
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I absolutely loved this. XD
I kinda felt the same way about Aria.
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Gee, looks like something both of my Sheps (especially Kara) would say... LOVE THIS!
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I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read those...
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Dragon Age has some pretty bad lines too, it's just the writing of Bioware 
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I love you for this picture, you know that?
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I'm already in love with Jhaiel 
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hehe i liek 
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Hahaha yeah, would of liked some better reactions to that one. Maybe in Me3.
(loled at the Fight Club bit 
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