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Description Getting his attention is a pain in the ass...

Bhryn Shepard has tried everything!!!

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Comments: 76

Bhryn In reply to ??? [2014-11-01 05:59:00 +0000 UTC]

IT WAS MORDIN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!

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Veleriphon In reply to Bhryn [2014-11-01 12:31:28 +0000 UTC]

I'm not falling for that Cerberus propaganda!

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Bhryn In reply to Veleriphon [2014-11-02 18:05:38 +0000 UTC]

But it's true, we had cake, which isn't a lie!!! I PROMISE!

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Veleriphon In reply to Bhryn [2014-11-03 17:41:47 +0000 UTC]

EDI told me th-  Well, after Illium I was in my bunk, so... yeah.  Anyways...

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TronLegacy78 [2013-12-09 15:35:02 +0000 UTC]

lol

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KindGenius [2013-09-13 17:04:53 +0000 UTC]

I tried to romance Garrus and got pretty much the same. Finally, when I got that chance, I was just too shy to openly hit on him, and blew everything. And now he' s always all about calibrations, and I don' t know who to romance.

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Ceretaker [2013-01-11 02:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahaha, good one, but its obvious that you have never tried to atract tali, legion or that darn assassin from the DLC. Still, it made me had a good time, good job my friend, you have the creativity of odyseus.

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Bhryn In reply to Ceretaker [2013-01-11 11:25:37 +0000 UTC]

Um... but Legion and Kasumi aren't romance options so... >.>

Also I always play femshep, I have no interest in trying to attract women as a man?

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Ceretaker In reply to Bhryn [2013-01-13 08:03:03 +0000 UTC]

Oh, so thats why non of them was paying atention to me, well thats a relief, thought that the game was screwed hahahahahahahahahaha. Didnt realy got your point on the last one, anyway, thanks for clearing my doubt.

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voy101 [2012-09-06 22:54:48 +0000 UTC]

*Looks at left arm*
He really is Space Batman!!

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Bhryn In reply to voy101 [2012-10-06 19:40:07 +0000 UTC]

I need to draw some kind of high tech cape on the man!

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Xelestial [2012-06-22 19:43:30 +0000 UTC]

Lol. I found a fast way to get his attention so to speak, is when you mod the game to let you recruit whoever you want, then everyone's loyalty missions pop up fast.

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Bhryn In reply to Xelestial [2012-06-24 22:53:32 +0000 UTC]

CURSE my xbox game and lack of mods! /shakes fist!

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Xelestial In reply to Bhryn [2012-06-25 21:22:15 +0000 UTC]

I think you can mod the Xbox but it's a lot harder, also idk if you can do this specific mod since apparently the whole reason they didn't let you recruit in any random order is because the Xbox had to be split into two discs :S

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Bhryn In reply to Xelestial [2012-06-26 02:21:46 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, the xbox version, if you visit a random planet that isn't a set 'recruitment' planet after a certain point in game, it bumps you off to disc 2. Just, why? Sigh!

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Strale91 [2012-05-07 00:54:09 +0000 UTC]

yea it's such a shame that we got so little dialogue from him, cause he's such a great character,
At least as a Female Shep, you got more out of him if you romanced him then us Males, so be happy

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KyuubiSpartan9 [2012-04-28 05:29:25 +0000 UTC]

how the hell is a clown supposed to romance him?

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Bhryn In reply to KyuubiSpartan9 [2012-04-28 17:28:03 +0000 UTC]

Its more like getting his attention away from calibrating, than romancing. Even in a non romance situation, the amount of times I went down there to further conversation all I'd get was 'not right now...' /grindteeth

At least they made a joke out of it in ME3 lol

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KyuubiSpartan9 In reply to Bhryn [2012-04-29 02:36:25 +0000 UTC]

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tobydnl56 [2012-03-25 14:42:31 +0000 UTC]

I bet in the game, Garrus is secretly thinking "Damn Shepard, do you ever shut up?"

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Kaiju-Borru-Zetto [2012-03-19 16:25:13 +0000 UTC]

Ah, them calibrations BD~

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Mihoshi5 [2012-03-03 21:05:50 +0000 UTC]

Epic

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Cardboredbox [2012-02-25 09:15:00 +0000 UTC]

BAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA....oh dear.

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PaxTellus [2012-02-18 17:34:50 +0000 UTC]

Too funny and gorgeous art as well. Love it!

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IronBrony [2012-02-15 22:41:50 +0000 UTC]

My FemShep says hell yeah. She gave up on him years ago, she has her own SmurfGeek instead.

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electricnats [2012-02-14 15:43:15 +0000 UTC]

Definitely the most frustrating romance option in ME. :/

Just talk to me, dammit!! >

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Fantasy34 [2012-02-14 01:27:21 +0000 UTC]

Oh Garrus you and your silly calibrations

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officemafia [2012-02-13 22:57:19 +0000 UTC]

So true.

Upgrade for Normandy sr 2 required.

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Teodor80 [2012-02-13 22:14:27 +0000 UTC]

What is she fighting in the 4th panel ?

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Wonderfufu [2012-02-13 09:40:27 +0000 UTC]

this is so true ..really nice
also your shep is lovely

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Apricots-from-Nara [2012-02-13 08:08:28 +0000 UTC]

Well, you never did show him your boobs.

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anavelg0083 [2012-02-13 00:30:12 +0000 UTC]

It's either calibrations or self-loathing.

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FoxHawke [2012-02-12 22:43:10 +0000 UTC]

The clown suit, so random and yet so hilarious. Love it.

But yeah unless you romance him you end up hitting a conversation wall made up of calibrations.

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Lessandra [2012-02-12 21:48:40 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, that's sad!
Hope they will do a better job at long extended conversations in ME3.

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ChaosKnuckles999 [2012-02-12 21:15:19 +0000 UTC]

why does it take so long for him to calibrate! I would rather have him fixing the Hammerhead,then he might have time to talk

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Kage-no-senso [2012-02-12 20:57:18 +0000 UTC]

XD so hillarious and likely true! love the panel with FemShep in the dress.. makes it so much funnier, nice work.

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JarvisValmont [2012-02-12 19:07:31 +0000 UTC]

Awesome!

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kagarbett [2012-02-12 18:38:18 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha!!! Awesome art work!! This made me laugh!! ><

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RandomAccountOfDOOM [2012-02-12 18:04:23 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahahaha! Your shepard is so adorable!
It's... uh.... too bad the calibrations killed her...

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Bhryn In reply to RandomAccountOfDOOM [2012-02-12 18:35:07 +0000 UTC]

She's in a better place now /sob.

And he's still calibrating D:!

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dragonagelover [2012-02-12 17:51:22 +0000 UTC]

i love your shepard she awesome

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Bhryn In reply to dragonagelover [2012-02-12 18:02:39 +0000 UTC]

Haha I'll have to do a comparison someday between my two Sheps, they're both awesome personalities XD and thank you!

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Skyward-Dreamer [2012-02-12 17:44:10 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha, and don't forget the Mako calibrations in the first game. We should have seen it coming, shouldn't we?

Very funny.

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Bhryn In reply to Skyward-Dreamer [2012-02-12 17:50:06 +0000 UTC]

I dont know how I ever missed those, THE WARNING SIGNS WERE THERE!!!

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Skyward-Dreamer In reply to Bhryn [2012-02-12 18:09:19 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha, I know, right?

GOD .. I don't even want to THINK about what the third game might bring, lol! xD

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BanzaiSquirrel [2012-02-12 17:39:27 +0000 UTC]

I love your style. I'm going to add you to my watchlist.

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Bhryn In reply to BanzaiSquirrel [2012-02-12 17:49:47 +0000 UTC]

ty very much

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MechatheTecha [2012-02-12 16:16:43 +0000 UTC]

I wonder if in mass effect 3's multiplayer, when you play as a Turian the special ability will be to calibrate your enemies to death :3

Nice little comic stumbled across it via tumblr.

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Bhryn In reply to MechatheTecha [2012-02-12 16:19:38 +0000 UTC]

Tumblr?! O_o where?!

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MechatheTecha In reply to Bhryn [2012-02-12 16:27:24 +0000 UTC]

well I typed in "calibrations" in the search bar and your picture was one of many other calibration themed mass effect pictures.

or are you asking what tumblr is?

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