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bigbigtruck — A Year In Waiting 12
Published: 2009-07-15 03:58:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 12655; Favourites: 87; Downloads: 86
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The world is a diverse and mystifying place.Notes:
- 450cc's as in liquid volume of a silicone implant
Obvs. I got no issue with changing your body however you want, but changing it just to 'get' someone - someone who wouldn't want you WITHOUT that change - well, that's kinda...
- in waitressland we don't need no stinkin perspective or spatial consistency
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Because marriage based on such a deep and meaningful level always end up PEACHY. 
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DUDE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME AT WORK. I would bike to work in the summer and there were no changerooms, so I'd use the bathroom, and I overheard some pretty gnarly things. One was a woman talking on her cell to her married lover- halfway through she got a call waiting and IT WAS HER BOYFRIEND. She acted like nothing in the world was the matter. She talked to her lover after and said "oh, just my plumber." HOW DID THEY NOT KNOW.
One lady came into work who (I so wish I was exxagerating) was so botoxed that she was completely stretched and expressionless- she could BARELY make words with her mouth.
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Hee hee! Yeah, at the second job, we'd get some ladies who'd been lifted and tucked almost to where they couldn't blink.
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Haha that was hilarious!
Yeah it seems like some people are like that... it's sad, but sometimes funny XD
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And the sad part is, those rich boob-bimbos probably left a crappy tip.
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Rich girls usually do, for some reason. No idea why.
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THE WORLD. IS INDEED INSANE.
(another case to illustrate: my friend got grounded on sunday. for asking her mother if she was really wearing gogo boots and a tiny miniskirt to church.)
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... Ew.
At first, I thought they were talking about drugs, and I was like "OOH, SHE GETS TO DO A DRUG BUST. NEAT!" XD Shows how much I know.
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When I saw "Westlake", it suddenly made such perfect, sad sense.
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the world is a magical place
I know some women who enter their toddlers into glitz child beauty pageants to become creatures like this:
[link]
*cry*
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Wow. That's...
Wow.
*has to sit down*
That is a very, very different... mindset...
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holy shit, ha ha. How did you not burst into laughter? I would of given myself away immediately XD
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At first I thought they were talking one of those portable breathalizer tests and then I realized it was plastic surgery and then....Wow.
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Wow, y'see, this type of stuff... I think it makes cynicism so easy. Some of the things going on in modern society make being inherently distrustful of people come naturally. In fact, I often struggle with my own thoughts... like, introspectively, I ask myself, "Am I really cynical? Or am I just realistic? Do I really hate human nature, or do I just hate how society tends to shape it?"
'course, I end up telling myself I'm just realistic. I don't really hate people at large, nor am I inherently distrustful or sneeringly questionining of everybody's motivations... but that voice is there in the back of my head. It says things like:
Wow, these people DO exist.
Jeebus, how egotistical is this jerk?
I'd take your word for it, but...
etc, etc.
Tangentially, I couldn't have handled service work. I can schmooze and be polite and hold interesting conversations with planks of plywood if necessary... I just can't do it day-in, day-out. I'd have killed myself, I think. Eventually that little voice in my head would've been SCREAMING AT ME TO END IT ALL, BECAUSE LIFE IS OBVIOUSLY FUTILE.
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I'm just boggled that people can buy this mindset hook, line, and sinker without questioning it. But then again, we're all indoctrinated in some way...
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Well, if I hear ladies in the bathroom talk about 650s and 800s, I will think back to this and marvel at the things comics have taught me about the world.
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Wow. The sad thing is, it sounds like my high school bathroom...
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Jeez lady, just shove some water balloons down there or something.
*shakes head a little* Cripes. Yeah. And they can't be doing their feet many favors either, in shoes like that . . .
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WOW. Wow wow wow wowowosdmkxjcnsdjnalereeeeeee. :faints:
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That's insanity. I guess truth is stranger than fiction...waitressing must have given you tonnes of interesting stories. I thought I had the stories working at Wal-mart. >_<
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Omfg, some people and their rush to get married... Them're the women likely gonna be headed into relationships that only last a year or so between divorces 'cuz the novelty of gigantic boobies eventually wears off for the guy.
That made me LOL though, I can only imagine..
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Probably are. As well as the guys that are too scared to even approach them over them. Then again at least it wasn't a guy encouraging them to get them.
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Yikes! I am SO glad I don't know any women like this in my personal life.
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Absolutely hilarious... as usual >_<
And dude... like fun life stops at 27. Then again, I'm fixing to be 31 and am still not married, so... wait.. maybe it DID stop at 27, and I'm actually IN THE AFTERLIFE.
HOLY CRAP, THE AFTERLIFE IS BLUE-COLLAR PURGATORY! D=
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WE'RE SPEAKING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE~~
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Hmm... maybe they're part of that "Keep Austion weird" thing.
She went from Austin to Westlake to get that job? That's a three-hour plus drive!
Only in America...
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"Westlake" meaning the west side of Austin
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Ah. I thought it was Westlake, Texas. That's on the north side of Fort Worth.
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I imagine that if you could get real male enhancement surgery, you might end up with a similar scene, but it certainly wouldn't be about getting married.
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This is shit I would expect in like.. Miami.
(I saw girls in high school get fake breasts. It was like, holy shit I'm 18 TIME FOR BOOBS)
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I don't know which is worse, the women like this or the men that marry them.
Human breeding should require a permit.
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I just... it's like looking into another universe.
They'd probably feel the same way if they overheard me talking about drawing comics XD
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Yeah but drawing comics doesn't temporarily remove your nipples... At least... I don't think so... O_O
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Wow.
Boobage is serious business.
I got a freakin' DD/E-cup and ain't getting any guys, only seventeen but hey, 10 years 'til I'm 27! : ((( I have so little time to fix this situation : (((((
...So like... wtf?
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Whoa!! That is so amazing.... I really didnt think people like that existed. 25 and no man? Well YEAH!
Whoa... I'm shocked!
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Just so you know, I have to resist the urge to favorite everything you post. I save my favorites for only the epic of epic, and everytime you... 8V
One day I will meet you and steal your awesome through osmosis or telepathy or something. Be forwarned. You might want to keep a foil hat prepared.
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Thanks! I'll be sure and line my bike helmet with tinfoil XD
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.... ....... I had a friend who thought anything bigger than a C cup was scary... I think even C cups made him nervous. *laughs*
... and that's just so messed up.
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Wait... what seriously? O_o This just adds to the pathetic-ness I think most women are... (I'm a woman too but daaamn.. I don't wanna meet the guys that would only marry me for my boobs D
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Ouh...ouh nou D:
And that last expression of yours, it'slike you were staring directly at a gost or a universal revelation.
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I've been there. Not quite to that extent... but enough for me to go: "Wow... I can't believe people like this exist. ;_;" And then I get a little sad... and then forget about it. XD
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I...guh...buh.
I got....some women like that when I worked in the fashion jeans department of Macy's, but......
....oh god.
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Restaurants don't have perspective anyway...it's all an illusion.
Creepy people are creepy...>_>
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Just so you know, I reflexively fave everything you post cuz I know once I read it I'll be faving it anyway.
You have NEVER disappointed me. Thanks for sharing
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*now* thank you for the kind words!
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