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Blabyloo229 — Rainbow Dash for Pres?
Published: 2011-11-26 22:42:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 8146; Favourites: 116; Downloads: 245
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This is, no joke, for an actual school assignment. the task is to create a presidential candidate to run against obama in 2012, and I figured "why not?" enjoy!Related content
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I'd say she has my vote, but unless Twilight Sparkle is her Vise Presedent America would be screwed. She would be worse than Obama and Romney combined.
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actually, Mrs Sparkle will be serving as Vice president to Dash. the rest of the mane 6 and a few other ponies are on her cabinet. Samuel L Jackson is head of the department of defense.
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The ponies, and Samuel L.Jackson! Hold onto your butts, people! This is gonna be one kick ass government!
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I think even Rainbow Dash would be a better president than Obama.
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Dashie's pet turtle would be a better president than Obama.
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wierd, everyone says the same thing...
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I actually tried to nominate her for president, but I was turned away because the president must be a US citizen, and when i tried to register her for citizenship half the people turned me away but finally one took me seriously; unfortunately she needed to sign her name in many places and give finger prints, none of which she could present.
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lol, imagine the fingerprint page. just hoofprints all across the board
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well, only one, because she only has one hoof, not five. But yeah, unfortunately she can't run for president, as awesome as that might sound.
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that, and the fact that she is a fictional character...
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well that's not against the constitution. The fact that she can never register as a citizen because she can't present hoofprints is.
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well, we were told to make acandidate for the 202 election as the project. it says nowere in the constitution that a president must be a human, though!
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ok now that's far more reasonable , possibly , why not just make your own political platform then? why do you have to create a fictional character for that? still the very idea that any school would discus politics at any level is surprising........
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well, the class is government, so i think we kinda have to discuss politics. and i did have to make a platform along with it. Ursa Major party will beat out the donkey and the elephant!
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ooooooh ok that's what's going on.....
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At least she'd actually get things done in 10 seconds flat.~ I know these Rainbow quote political jokes are getting old. A cartoon pony vs. a real life president...oh where do we send write in votes. America the first country with a fictional leader. Oddly enough this doesn't scare me as bad as all other options.
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Rainbow Dash is 20% cooler than Obama. 
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Who is her running mate?
"What is your take on run away congressional spending and how do you feel about the growing divide between the richest and the poorest in the country?"
".... *meeep!*"
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twilight sparkle for vice president. the rest of he mane 6 are in her cabinet, along with big mac and derpy hooves.
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i'll duplicate 2,986,456 versions of me so i can vote 2,986,456
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I so want to post this all over the internets. Can I? (or at least FB lol)
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sure, go ahead ^-^ it was already on Equestria daily, so it's no problem. just make sure to give me some cred!
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Yeah I found this on E.D. so yah
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The font doesn't fit for the purpose, but otherwise, job fucking well done.
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well, i was kinda in a hurry to get this done, it was due the next day, so i rushed it a bit. glad you like it though!
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This is the best answer to a school assignment ever. xD
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Please let us know how the assignment turns out. This certainly looks like A material to me.
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you must be fucking kidding me XD
hahaahhahahahah "20% cooler"!!!
dash for president!
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RD 4 2012!
Rainbow Dash would certainly have my vote over the current field of candidates.
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I don't know what a periot is, but it sounds very final.
Periot indeed my friend.
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I miss-typed period. Hence the new word 
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I know, thats called a joke
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She has the entire goddamn world's vote alright. I know she's not going to just straighten up environmental issues, but pursue Love and Toleration to all nations.
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If Rainbow Dash ran this country, it'd be 20% cooler.
And she'd fix the economy in 10 seconds flat.
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I think a surprising percentage of the American population would vote for her. Just think about it: Bronies are becoming more and more abundant everywhere, everyday. We are an approaching storm, an unstoppable force of nature.
I'd say by 2012 Dash would kick the 'crats and the 'pubs flanks in the polls, and replace both of them with the United Pony Party!
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