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BrokenTeapot — New Santa?
Published: 2007-11-24 16:14:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 2992; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 92
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I CAN"T BELIEVE THIS!! Some moronic fool is trying to change good old Saint Nick, by making him green, skinny, and saying, "Ha ha ha" instead of, "Ho ho ho"! Whoever decided to allow this is a real... Lets not get in to that.I just made this comic to show you how poor Santa feels about this... And it doesn't look good! Now I've lost the original link to prove this, but just look it up, and you'll find plenty of info... So, I hope you like this, and please do not let this new Santa replace the original one, even if you don't celebrate Christmas!Related content
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... What....the...FUCK!! Santa has every right to be fat as anyone has to be thin! GRRRRR What fucktard came up with this? Because I want to set his/her house on fire with their wife/husband and children inside!! Geez 1 fat guy in the holidays isn't going to corrupt childrens minds into being fat! Just look at us we turned out just fine!
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ha awesome do you believe in santa cause i dont!
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oops make that Santa Gay!
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Eeh, I know this is two years late. But...
Originally Santa wore green back in the early 1800's. He was also described as being a small, jolly elf and was by no means large. He wasn't exactly skinny... but...
Well, I can see where they got the inspiration for. I had to do a paper on Santa for a holiday project, lol.
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BLASPHAMY!!!
You know who ELSE wears Green?!
DO YOU???
The GRINCH!
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I was thinking the same thing dude!
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so this is what you were talking about today at the mall!
Yeah, that is the dumbest idea ever, keep Santa the way he is!!
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Yeah! Leave santa alone!!!
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people should, he's a tradition!
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The original Santa was tall, thin, and wore green. He also had a very long beard, kinda like Dumbledore.
I believe (but I'm not totally sure) that Coca cola made the change to red and then was worked the to portly fellow we love to day.
I actually think European Santa is still very different from the American one... It might have been a European add or someone just being weird...
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dude. im seriosly gonna need therapy ....FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!! there killing our nations youth
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I know! Count me in for the therapy dood...
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i mean ya dude i thought he was real *sobs* and he shattered my dreams
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He was real... At some point in history...
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I saw this too! >.< I was like 'for god's sake!' Why not just change Santa's name altogether as well, given it's an anagram of Satan??? They should leave christmas as it is! These people are sucking all the innocence out of christmas, I won't have it dammit! >.<
Nat over and out
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Whoever decided to change santa is ****ing insane! It's probably the same person who messed up halloween! It use to be scary, fun, and all around awsome! Now it's eather way to cute, or just plain gorey and discusting!
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oh great the spirit of christmas just kick the bucket who do they think they are with this bullshit i mean come on keep santa in red not green and f**king keep the HO! HO! HO! and lose the HA! HA! HA! great gotted take my 
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Changing Santa Clause? Oh, boy, what will they think of next? Great comic btw!
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rofl XD i saw samta at the mall yesterday XD
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Was he skinny and green!? Oh god, please tell me that he wasn't skinny and green!
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no no he was phat and red...and om=G he had a real beard !!!! i yelled to him that im a big fan and he waved at me saying aprediate it
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Phew! They haven't gotten rid of the original Santa... Yet... Anyways, I still don't get why, "Ho ho ho" is inappropriate...
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u know...whore=ho u know ...wat jackasses i mean wtf!! my whole life i havent thought of that that way grrr
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Ho+Whore!?! What the ****! That makes no sense at all!
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i know it pisses me off but wat can i do and besides its not in my state so i cant do anything about it even more
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Yeah... I think the whole New Santa thing isn't working... We still have the same good old Santa so far... ^_^
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i know im happy
who are do they think those bastards are? santa is soposed to b fat and jolly like a grandpa that visits you only couple times a year and is always laughing at you...mmm santa rocks XD
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Ho=Whore* Sorry... I keep forgeting not to hold down the shift button.
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*Sigh* Exactly what I was talking about. You cannot, like I said, make children any better by taking away everything they hold dear x.x;
Like...sweets. They'll find a way to get them.
And now Santa Claus TT_TT...Oh wait. I remember, I don't get visited by him, I get visited by that gothic female ..person...Ms. Claus?
(By the way, Skinny Claus can die of anorexia D
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Skinny gothic female santa? Hmm... I might have to draw a picture of her.^_^
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xD She was in one of my dreams, atleast. Apparently in my dream, I was so sexist I wasn't allowed any male holiday visitor people ...And I got a female Santa o.o Whom..upon seeing Abe looking at her, nailed his eye socket into the fireplace and made him a stocking x.x;
...I never did get to find out what she was gonna give me (The dream ended right before I found out.)
Shes pretty cool, right? xD
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...o.o; I take that as a "you're insane" xD
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Ah well. Nothing new there xD
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I heard this being announced on the radio, and the news... Apperently, people can't handle the original Santa anymore... ****ing jerks... >_<
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why? jeez. lol its so they can make action figures that only THEY have the rights to. why cant Christmas be a religious holiday anymore?
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I know... The new santa looks more like an elf rather than, well, Santa.
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Kill them damned liberals! Who the hell thinks that ''ho-ho-ho'' is offensive?! It's bloody stupid! What's next?! they gonna say that Santa lives on.... Crap, shouldn't have said that, I should not have said that.
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Well, something I must say, the original versions of Saint Nicholas did depict him as tall and thin, though he did wear read, and a few versions did wear green... but you can't mess up the whole "Ho ho ho!" That's just wrong!
But, in any case, I'm sticking to good old Krampus!
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Huzzah! What I don't get is why he can't say, "Ho ho ho!"... I mean, what's wrong about that?
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Some people think the "ho's" could be interpreted as another word for prostitute. It's just more idiots going around making trouble with something perfectly innocent.
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