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Published: 2010-04-20 02:08:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 17366; Favourites: 453; Downloads: 212
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Description This was commissioned by *soryukey , and he wanted me to draw Ryu and Scorpion fighting over something. A good friend of mine, more specifically *knuckles169 , told me that the one thing men fight over the most was the last slice of pizza... And that is pretty much it.

Ryu © Capcom
Scorpion © Midway games
Art © *BrokenTeapot
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Comments: 132

MetroidFan59 [2017-05-03 16:07:34 +0000 UTC]

Real men fight over pizza! (still LOL'd)   

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Sonic2099TheHedgehog [2017-04-30 20:26:17 +0000 UTC]

Dante is not Around here.
Dissapointing.

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SchwarzDrago [2016-03-27 17:26:54 +0000 UTC]

"unknown character enters"
Fulgore: Actually that's my slice

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degant123 [2015-04-01 15:46:47 +0000 UTC]

Ryu you should watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=tumz1x…

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CDYehSalas In reply to degant123 [2022-08-02 10:32:29 +0000 UTC]

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LordoftheVillains [2014-10-27 22:41:35 +0000 UTC]

Me and my sis.

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ChocoChase [2013-10-20 17:03:54 +0000 UTC]

its his....

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mastershepard53 [2013-10-17 04:40:37 +0000 UTC]

awwwwww shit!

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ramirogalletti [2012-04-16 23:00:46 +0000 UTC]

capcom vs mortal kombat = the most awsome game ... I WANT SE THE FATALITY OF AKUMA

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GeekGem [2011-10-27 02:53:22 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Darkhellion2 [2011-04-06 02:52:16 +0000 UTC]

You can't get that last slice any other way. That's what makes it fun.

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HeartlessMasterZach [2011-04-03 18:49:59 +0000 UTC]

*battle cry* FOR THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA!!!!! CHARGE!!!!!!!!

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tense26 [2011-02-23 03:08:20 +0000 UTC]

crapcom you agree on sf vs tekken
but YOU WON'T AGREE ON MK VS SF
RRRRRRRAWWWWWWRRRRRRRR

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RyuKang1995 [2011-01-26 03:38:05 +0000 UTC]

This pic is really funny, I'm a huge fan of both Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter, so it's kinda hard for me to decide which one would win, if I was in that battle, I would definitely grab that last slice of Pizza without them even noticing.

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ramirogalletti [2010-11-06 20:37:48 +0000 UTC]

and the winner is chuck norris XD

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Eyjo19 [2010-10-18 12:38:46 +0000 UTC]

The most epic battle EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nadjib-25 [2010-07-31 19:47:48 +0000 UTC]

GO SCORPION BURN HIS ASS!!!!

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Megaman899 In reply to Nadjib-25 [2016-08-31 19:47:01 +0000 UTC]

Nope

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BardTherony [2010-06-28 04:49:07 +0000 UTC]

Ryu is very cranky when hungry...

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BillJersey [2010-06-17 21:07:22 +0000 UTC]

lol.
SF and MK still fighting over who gets the biggest piece of the pie.

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d-latt [2010-06-17 19:58:47 +0000 UTC]

Nice work

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BrokenTeapot In reply to d-latt [2010-06-17 20:40:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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d-latt In reply to BrokenTeapot [2010-06-17 20:46:19 +0000 UTC]

no prob

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VAND1TA [2010-06-17 17:52:04 +0000 UTC]

this is effin Funny!!

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BrokenTeapot In reply to VAND1TA [2010-06-17 17:57:13 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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VAND1TA In reply to BrokenTeapot [2010-06-17 18:02:11 +0000 UTC]

your welcome. ^.^

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OmegaJoe [2010-06-08 21:45:04 +0000 UTC]

I would make a FINISH HIM reference somewhere but that just seems to easy.

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blackslate00zero [2010-06-08 20:14:11 +0000 UTC]

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!

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NicolasNSane [2010-05-27 09:59:19 +0000 UTC]

I daresay that slice of pizza is going to be destroyed by the end of all this flim-flammery.

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0202inferno [2010-05-15 16:26:52 +0000 UTC]

Me: Round one...FIGHT
Ryu:HADOUKEN
Squorpion: GET OVER
Ryu:HADOUKEN
Squorpion: GET OVER HERE
Ryu:HADOUKEN
Squorpion: GET OVER HERE
Me: .......

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omegaweapon1337 [2010-04-30 21:43:29 +0000 UTC]

My money is on Scorpion! That spiked rope spam stopped Goro ffom jumping on my face while I played, it's gonna stop some1 with 2 arms less...

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videogamenerd1991 [2010-04-27 20:38:02 +0000 UTC]

*Scoprion and Ryu fights over the last pizza slice*
*Chun Li comes in and takes the last slice*
Chun Li: those two are idiots

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videogamenerd1991 In reply to videogamenerd1991 [2010-04-27 20:39:58 +0000 UTC]

oh and awesome work dude!

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MegaMan007 [2010-04-25 18:41:09 +0000 UTC]

This needed a Ninja Turtle somewhere for more win, but it's awesome as it is!

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BrokenTeapot In reply to MegaMan007 [2010-04-25 19:46:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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MegaMan007 In reply to BrokenTeapot [2010-04-25 21:31:46 +0000 UTC]

You welcome, buddy.

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Avielsusej [2010-04-25 05:17:22 +0000 UTC]

Don't want to know what will happen if they fight over the last beer D:

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AllHailWeegee [2010-04-24 03:29:40 +0000 UTC]

Man... wonder who would win this battle of epic proportions! XD

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littlemac3102 [2010-04-23 18:57:03 +0000 UTC]

That and hot women.

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Ojunix [2010-04-23 03:57:48 +0000 UTC]

No That Last Piece will be Mine BITCHES!!!

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SwycoonMTK [2010-04-22 14:06:59 +0000 UTC]

Woo, GO SCORPION!

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michiganj24 [2010-04-22 08:21:27 +0000 UTC]

All that is missing is Michelangelo

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SweetToothDemonic [2010-04-22 04:22:53 +0000 UTC]

...SCORPION WINS... FATALLITY
awsome work dood

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BrokenTeapot In reply to SweetToothDemonic [2010-04-22 21:41:51 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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Queen-of-Disturbia [2010-04-21 23:58:56 +0000 UTC]

So that's why there hasn't been any new MK games...0_0

Great colouring.

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Furycutter [2010-04-21 15:21:49 +0000 UTC]

The most epic fight ever in the history of the universe and of all time.

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shadowwolfrock [2010-04-21 07:18:57 +0000 UTC]

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!

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iwannasandwich [2010-04-21 03:25:13 +0000 UTC]

scorpion would kick ryus ass

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Luigifan18 [2010-04-21 01:02:58 +0000 UTC]

...Funny, I thought men more frequently fought over women.

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baneofangband In reply to Luigifan18 [2010-04-21 09:53:15 +0000 UTC]

Well of course. But why do you think that is? Sex? No, it is simply because women make great pizza.

Little known fact: the Trojan War was fought to ensure only Greece had the recipe for stuffed crust.

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