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OHHHH HO HO HE GONNA GET IT NOW BOY HOWDY!!!! AWWWW HELL NAH!

And seriously, Space Heater, heat up my room FASTERZ. *slaps her space heater*

Okay, now we all know how I work.

I draw Ricky and Clarice, actual boyfriend and girlfriend....errr....well...like..sometimes, anyway, getting pissed off at each other or disliking each other.

Meanwhile, I draw Ricky and Amy, the not actual boyfriend and girlfriend, sleeping around with each other and enjoying each others company.

Yup. That's how I work. In all fairness, Ricky and Clarice probably should just break up forever and attempt to remain amicable (since they are friends with everyone elses friends, if that makes sense). But nah. This is much more fun.

You wouldn't believe the amount of FEROCITY that comes out of little Clarice. And also, why is it that EVERYTHING my neighbours upstairs do HAS TO BE NOISY ALL THE TIME? Them vacuuming sounds like a stampede for cryin' out loud. Anyway.

So I just wanted to draw a cute picture of Clarice and Ricky. Honestly, I LOVE these two because they are...so...so...ANNOYING. I'm sure you all have known a couple like them before, a couple that NEVER gets along, and rants and raves about how stupid/annoying/crappy their significant other is one minute, and then the next minute they are saying how awesome their significant other is and how they want to secks them all the time. I've known a few, and of course, I was always the one who had to hear all the stories as I rolled my eyes and tuned out. Honestly, they never used to be this way, they used to be Romeo and Juliet, but as they grew older it just kinda floundered...It's kinda one of those funny on the outside, sad on the inside things. I have a lot of character relationships like that (for the record, Mac-a-Mel is one of them.) I supposed they should just go on Dr Phil, you know, his Relationship Rescue thing, but even Dr Phil would probably just tell them to shut the @#$!@ up too. (Seriously, I would thoroughly enjoy it if Dr Phil lost it on any of his guests and said that on national TV.......Anyway.)

So here they are. I'm sure we can all come up with what's going on here, but evidently, Ricky either did something, or didn't do something, that made Clarice annoyed and angry, and now she is about to yell at him for 10 consecutive minutes. Lord only knows what she's mad at him for this time. I can assure you, it's something really stupid (because honestly, my fellow couples out there, aren't most of our arguments with our significant other just...REALLY stupid?), and I can honestly just imagine Clarice punching Ricky in the stomach repeatedly or something while Ricky just stands there, uneffected and rolling his eyes.

Clarice: If he would just agree with me and not be a total tool, ALL THE TIME, then I wouldn't yell at him.
Ricky: If you weren't on your #$!$!# period every other week -

ANYWAY. So here they are. I giggled a lot drawing this, not because of what I pictured them to be fighting about, but at the size comparisons of the characters. I think that's what makes Clarice and Ricky so fun. Clarice is this little itty bitty thing ripping the shit out of Ricky, who's pretty massive in comparison all the time. And Ricky is pretty defenseless most of the time and just puts up with it. I'm sure he's just used to it by now and usually, whatever Clarice rants on about just goes through one ear and out the other.

Clarice: Well, it goes through pretty fast, since theres a LITTLE ITTY BITTY BRAIN OF STUPID in that fat stupid head of his! *flails*

Yes yes, Clarice, we know. Ricky is stupid, Ricky is dumb, Ricky should spend more time working on that stupid relationship quiz in your magazine then on his biceps.... ANYWAY. I love Clarice's little pouty face. I don't mean to make Clarice seem like a bit of a spoiled bitch, she's actually not, I just think it's fun that she's all naggy and annoying to Ricky all the time. Course, she's not so naggy and annoying when she wants his secks, but anyway. I think Ricky was supposed to have a more annoyed face, but it ended up looking like OHMYGODWHATNOW or something. This was just too fun to draw.

And, as per usual, my scanner sucked my very soul from me, because this is a TERRIBLE scan. I know I don't have to say things like this anymore, because you all just assume that my scans are from byproduct from a horses ass, but..I mean, seriously, scanner. SCAN RICKY RIGHT FOR ONCE. GAWD. The colours on him are just terrible. His arms look so gross GAWEFASDFASFASF!!! I hate you Scanner. I hate everything about your existence.... Yet another grain filled picture scanned in by the Scanner that should burn under the 7 layers of Hell.

I drew this one this newish paper I bought a while back. I guess it's called drawing paper. I seriously get a hard on everytime I get to try new paper, so this was fun to experiment with.

(TMI Jess. TMI.)

The texture of the paper was a little rough, so because of this, it can be a little hard to shade on sometimes, but I think it came out fine. Of course, you wouldn't know, because my scanner had a shit on my picture. The background was done simply with watercolours... I like how the background came out, actually. You might not be able to tell, but I used a few newer colours I don't usually use in my backgrounds and they came out nicely I think. I don't know if it necessarily captured the mood I was going for, whatever that mood is, but I like it anyway.

Am I the only one who just sees Clarice stomping around in a follow up to this picture? And why does that make me giggle insanely? Anyway, Ricky usually succumbs to Clarice and agrees to do whatever she wants so she'll shut up (including looking through Bridal shops and baby stuff that makes Ricky want to hang himself.) even tho theres A SERIOUS FOOTBALL GAME ON RIGHT NAO.

I assure you that when Ricky is half naked, or mostly naked, or somethere thereof, Clarice is usually not so hostile towards him. :iconicamespeechlessplz:

So honestly, Ricky, you should probably just walk around naked if you don't want Clarice to yell at you all the time.

Ricky: She'd find something to bitch at, trust me.

Yeah, she probably will. I have no idea what she would bitch at, but she probably would bitch.

Ricky: The mighty force of Bitch just flows through her veins, quite honestly.

*Clarice throws objects at him*

They're cute, aren't they, folks? So yes, just Clarice and Ricky, having a disagreement, again, for the 10000000000000000000th time. We'll pray for Ricky's well being.

Again, PLEASE IGNORE THE SCAN. For my scanner has the the mighty force of SHIT flowing through its veins.

Ricky and Clarice here are both © to Jess Ratte

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OHHHH HO HO HE GONNA GET IT NOW BOY HOWDY!!!! AWWWW HELL NAH!

And seriously, Space Heater, heat up my room FASTERZ. *slaps her space heater*

Okay, now we all know how I work.

I draw Ricky and Clarice, actual boyfriend and girlfriend....errr....well...like..sometimes, anyway, getting pissed off at each other or disliking each other.

Meanwhile, I draw Ricky and Amy, the not actual boyfriend and girlfriend, sleeping around with each other and enjoying each others company.

Yup. That's how I work. In all fairness, Ricky and Clarice probably should just break up forever and attempt to remain amicable (since they are friends with everyone elses friends, if that makes sense). But nah. This is much more fun.

You wouldn't believe the amount of FEROCITY that comes out of little Clarice. And also, why is it that EVERYTHING my neighbours upstairs do HAS TO BE NOISY ALL THE TIME? Them vacuuming sounds like a stampede for cryin' out loud. Anyway.

So I just wanted to draw a cute picture of Clarice and Ricky. Honestly, I LOVE these two because they are...so...so...ANNOYING. I'm sure you all have known a couple like them before, a couple that NEVER gets along, and rants and raves about how stupid/annoying/crappy their significant other is one minute, and then the next minute they are saying how awesome their significant other is and how they want to secks them all the time. I've known a few, and of course, I was always the one who had to hear all the stories as I rolled my eyes and tuned out. Honestly, they never used to be this way, they used to be Romeo and Juliet, but as they grew older it just kinda floundered...It's kinda one of those funny on the outside, sad on the inside things. I have a lot of character relationships like that (for the record, Mac-a-Mel is one of them.) I supposed they should just go on Dr Phil, you know, his Relationship Rescue thing, but even Dr Phil would probably just tell them to shut the @#$!@ up too. (Seriously, I would thoroughly enjoy it if Dr Phil lost it on any of his guests and said that on national TV.......Anyway.)

So here they are. I'm sure we can all come up with what's going on here, but evidently, Ricky either did something, or didn't do something, that made Clarice annoyed and angry, and now she is about to yell at him for 10 consecutive minutes. Lord only knows what she's mad at him for this time. I can assure you, it's something really stupid (because honestly, my fellow couples out there, aren't most of our arguments with our significant other just...REALLY stupid?), and I can honestly just imagine Clarice punching Ricky in the stomach repeatedly or something while Ricky just stands there, uneffected and rolling his eyes.

Clarice: If he would just agree with me and not be a total tool, ALL THE TIME, then I wouldn't yell at him.
Ricky: If you weren't on your #$!$!# period every other week -

ANYWAY. So here they are. I giggled a lot drawing this, not because of what I pictured them to be fighting about, but at the size comparisons of the characters. I think that's what makes Clarice and Ricky so fun. Clarice is this little itty bitty thing ripping the shit out of Ricky, who's pretty massive in comparison all the time. And Ricky is pretty defenseless most of the time and just puts up with it. I'm sure he's just used to it by now and usually, whatever Clarice rants on about just goes through one ear and out the other.

Clarice: Well, it goes through pretty fast, since theres a LITTLE ITTY BITTY BRAIN OF STUPID in that fat stupid head of his! *flails*

Yes yes, Clarice, we know. Ricky is stupid, Ricky is dumb, Ricky should spend more time working on that stupid relationship quiz in your magazine then on his biceps.... ANYWAY. I love Clarice's little pouty face. I don't mean to make Clarice seem like a bit of a spoiled bitch, she's actually not, I just think it's fun that she's all naggy and annoying to Ricky all the time. Course, she's not so naggy and annoying when she wants his secks, but anyway. I think Ricky was supposed to have a more annoyed face, but it ended up looking like OHMYGODWHATNOW or something. This was just too fun to draw.

And, as per usual, my scanner sucked my very soul from me, because this is a TERRIBLE scan. I know I don't have to say things like this anymore, because you all just assume that my scans are from byproduct from a horses ass, but..I mean, seriously, scanner. SCAN RICKY RIGHT FOR ONCE. GAWD. The colours on him are just terrible. His arms look so gross GAWEFASDFASFASF!!! I hate you Scanner. I hate everything about your existence.... Yet another grain filled picture scanned in by the Scanner that should burn under the 7 layers of Hell.

I drew this one this newish paper I bought a while back. I guess it's called drawing paper. I seriously get a hard on everytime I get to try new paper, so this was fun to experiment with.

(TMI Jess. TMI.)

The texture of the paper was a little rough, so because of this, it can be a little hard to shade on sometimes, but I think it came out fine. Of course, you wouldn't know, because my scanner had a shit on my picture. The background was done simply with watercolours... I like how the background came out, actually. You might not be able to tell, but I used a few newer colours I don't usually use in my backgrounds and they came out nicely I think. I don't know if it necessarily captured the mood I was going for, whatever that mood is, but I like it anyway.

Am I the only one who just sees Clarice stomping around in a follow up to this picture? And why does that make me giggle insanely? Anyway, Ricky usually succumbs to Clarice and agrees to do whatever she wants so she'll shut up (including looking through Bridal shops and baby stuff that makes Ricky want to hang himself.) even tho theres A SERIOUS FOOTBALL GAME ON RIGHT NAO.

I assure you that when Ricky is half naked, or mostly naked, or somethere thereof, Clarice is usually not so hostile towards him. :iconicamespeechlessplz:

So honestly, Ricky, you should probably just walk around naked if you don't want Clarice to yell at you all the time.

Ricky: She'd find something to bitch at, trust me.

Yeah, she probably will. I have no idea what she would bitch at, but she probably would bitch.

Ricky: The mighty force of Bitch just flows through her veins, quite honestly.

*Clarice throws objects at him*

They're cute, aren't they, folks? So yes, just Clarice and Ricky, having a disagreement, again, for the 10000000000000000000th time. We'll pray for Ricky's well being.

Again, PLEASE IGNORE THE SCAN. For my scanner has the the mighty force of SHIT flowing through its veins.

Ricky and Clarice here are both © to Jess Ratte