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Bard: "Hobbies? Archery, boating, fishing, swimming, walking on the shore, and most recently corpse looting. I'm really enjoying the corpse looting. That sounds really wrong but it's probably because of the phrasing. Nobody questions the long walks on the shore anymore, so I guess I could call this recycling. I'm really big into recycling these days."

Along with fears I also like to come up with what I think a characters hobbies are, or things they enjoy doing. I guess that's one of mine.

Bard: "Today was a great day in corpse looting."

And not just him he probably has the town people doing it too.

"Okay fellow Lake-Men we are going out to look for survivors. You find anyone still alive, you bring them back to up to one of the healer's tents. That's our people, the Elves, the Dwarves, you find an Orc that's still alive you stab it in the eyes. Be careful they might still have some fight in them. And while you're out there see if you can't gather up some weapons. Every body has one, either near them or in them. Swords, axes, arrows, get all the arrows. Maybe not the Elf stuff though. They hold grudges. It's bad enough that elk that was dead on our doorstep was there minute and gone the next and everyone had barbecue. Don't look at me like I don't know what happened. I'm the one that's going to have to deal with that. Ahhh.. okay go out there, quickly and quietly get the weapons.... ahhh who am I kidding. I'm king now. Just go take the weapons and if anyone gives you any grief, you tell them your under orders and they can take it up with me."

To himself he says "Got to remember, shorter pep talks are better pep talks."

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Battle of the Five Armies Aftermath

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Description
Bard: "Hobbies? Archery, boating, fishing, swimming, walking on the shore, and most recently corpse looting. I'm really enjoying the corpse looting. That sounds really wrong but it's probably because of the phrasing. Nobody questions the long walks on the shore anymore, so I guess I could call this recycling. I'm really big into recycling these days."

Along with fears I also like to come up with what I think a characters hobbies are, or things they enjoy doing. I guess that's one of mine.

Bard: "Today was a great day in corpse looting."

And not just him he probably has the town people doing it too.

"Okay fellow Lake-Men we are going out to look for survivors. You find anyone still alive, you bring them back to up to one of the healer's tents. That's our people, the Elves, the Dwarves, you find an Orc that's still alive you stab it in the eyes. Be careful they might still have some fight in them. And while you're out there see if you can't gather up some weapons. Every body has one, either near them or in them. Swords, axes, arrows, get all the arrows. Maybe not the Elf stuff though. They hold grudges. It's bad enough that elk that was dead on our doorstep was there minute and gone the next and everyone had barbecue. Don't look at me like I don't know what happened. I'm the one that's going to have to deal with that. Ahhh.. okay go out there, quickly and quietly get the weapons.... ahhh who am I kidding. I'm king now. Just go take the weapons and if anyone gives you any grief, you tell them your under orders and they can take it up with me."

To himself he says "Got to remember, shorter pep talks are better pep talks."

We Three Kings - caycowa.deviantart.com/gallery…
Battle of the Five Armies Aftermath

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Tumblr Reblog - "Backchat is probably more of a vice, I suppose."
--------
Etsy - Prints
Society6 - Mugs, cellphone skins and things

Commissions are OPEN
Tumblr / Twitter / Etsy / Storenvy / Society6 / Inkbunny