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Cerberus123 β I Hate Pickle Jars
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Published: 2016-11-09 23:08:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 2441; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 1
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God do I hate pickle jars. I HATE THEM SO MUCH! Thank the Iris I had Zarya around to help. So far I think I play her best in Overwatch. She may just be my Overwatch waifu. So hard to choose. There's so many. Zarya, Tracer, Mei, etc. Too many! But probably Zarya. I'm beginning to see a pattern. Borgakh, Scythana, Peppa, now Zarya. Definitely like tough girls.Related content
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Ok I just realized this, but you claimed the jar was a communist, and it was only able to be opened by a Russian. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
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"This jar is a communist!!" ~ Cerberus 2k16
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after prime Β i think it was mocking you
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You have good taste in women then, Cerberus! Β *persons likes Zarya, Borgakh, and MGE Minotaur* XD
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You forgot to use the less radical methods like smashing the jar or using the ultimate weapon... PHYSICS! aka warm/hot water
But he should have tried throwing the jar to ground first and THEN the hammer thingy
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And if it's not pickle jars it some sort of other jar that gets in your way. You're at least lucky to have Zarya with you. I have to use other methods...maybe I should try the BFG?
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Zarya opened something Liberty Prime could not?
What kind of Red treachery is this, Cerberus? You losing the love for the Stars and Stripes, huh?
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Oh god! D:
I... I can't have... AMERICA! But... I do really like russian girls. Am I losing my PATRIOTISM? DX
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YOU SHOULD NEVER DENY LIBERTY PRIME!
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Well, at least you know the pickles will be crisp and fresh with how air tight the jars are.
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Especially that jar. XD
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Though are pickle jars really that tight? I never had problems with them.
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Uh Cerberus why did you use a blade to cut it off??
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Nothing can help open pickle jars than a waifu who is a professional weightlifter.Β
P.S. Did you see the new short "Infiltration"?Β
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Exactly! Who else would I trust to open my pickle jars? I sure can't. I'm scrawny!
Sure did! And to me, it looks like it's setting up for a Zarya animation! I got so excited, I drew this comic. XD
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Yeah, I also love how the area around the pickle jar is intact
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You know what would have been better?
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What could have possibly been better?
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Weak little Woobie opening it for you.
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Oh god you're right. The jar won't stay closed to woobie. D:
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You should do another version or save it for later
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Mercy's pretty... *adjusts sunglasses* Still prefer Teams and Fortresses though
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Agreed. Mercy is indeed pretty.
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BUT TEAM FORTRESS 2 FOR THE WIN!
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OVERWATCH FOR THE WIN!!!
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Yeah, yeah, keep talking wanker
(Note, I don't hate Overwatch. I just like TF2 more.)
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Those better be some damn good pickles because I think you ruined most of your house at minimum or all of it completelyΒ
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Nope. Just regular pickles. And my house must be fully gone after all that. No worries though. I have plenty of help to rebuild it.
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Tough girls with a soft spot for you and a dangerous look on your enemies!!!! Hahahahahaha Now that is what you call a Tough Waifu.Β
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Exactly! And to me, that makes the best waifus!
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Ah...the powerful Pickle Jar...it is said to be a force more fearsome than a bear inside a shark inside a killer whale!!!
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but wait wouldn't all those forces cancel out.
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No. You have to fight the killer whale to get to the shark, the shark to get to the bear, and then beat the bear.
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Now that's just sad and funny
Me:let me try the my flux rifle... didnt work
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I have the same issue with my jar of diced garlic. Too this day, I cannot open it...even though I opened it before.
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What's with these jars? D:
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I dont know, but I know they're a diabolical plan by the commies. To separate us from our pickled and diced food products.
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How dare they intrude in the process of me making my delicious garlic and meatball sub sandwiches!
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Love the pickles.
Hate the Jar.
Had to ask Tarkus to open it.
Guess the results?
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I'm guessing that jar and every one since hasn't stood a chance.
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Gave it to tarkus.
He opened it.
Ate all the pickles.
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