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OMG! This story is so f@cking awesome!
I LOVE IT!!!XD
But it MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL XDD!!!
Let me count the reasons:

WTF 1- At first you'll think that Donko is just fucking with Patrick, you know- to make him jealous.
But NO! Donko actually KNOWS Cthulhu and Dagon!
'Cause that makes perfect sense!

WTF 2- Even if you are willing to accept that Donko knows Cthulhu, Dagon and the Jabberwock- Why the hell would they agree to play cards with Donko?!

WTF 3- So... they all came to play cards just so that Donko will show off to Patrick?... Why would they do that?... Don't they have more important things to do? Isn't Cthulhu the freaking ENTITY OF CHAOS?!
And he's taking time off from destroying the world JUST SO THAT HE COULD PLAY CARDS?! WHAT THE HELL?!

WTF 4- Oh, and not only do they play cards, they're playing with cards that fit to HUMAN size. How can they see what's written on them, let alone HOLD them with their giant hands?!
It'll be like me playing poker with rice grains. It's ridiculous!

WTF 5- O.k, I can believe that Cthulhu and Dagon are playing
cards (~ughhh...~) together, I mean- they DO belong to the same mythology, but what's the Jabberwock doing there?! There's no connection!
Did you EVER think you'll see Cthulhu, Dagon and THE JABBERWOCK from "Alice" in the same frame together?!

As you can see- I started the whole "WTF Counter" gag just for this story alone^^

WTF counter- 12

(4th panel)- OMG!!1! Look at Donko pouting! That's so fucking cute! X3

(6th panel)- get it? Donko says "I'm gonna call Cthulhu", 'cause it sounds like "Call of Cthulhu", you know? The story that H.P Lovecraft wro-- yeah. I'm gonna stop now...-_-;

Yeah, yeah! I know their scale is inaccurate, but if I were to make Cthulhu and Dagon bigger than what they are now they won't fit in the panel!
But you gotta give me credits for calling the monster from "Alice" "the Jabberwock" and not "the Jabberwocky".
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS CALLING HIM "THE JABBERWOCKY"?!
"JabberwoCKY" is the name of the story, "JabberWOCK" is the name of the monster!
GET IT RIGHT!

Now, believe it or not, even THIS will make more sense later. I'm dead serious.
And yes, it has something to do with one of the "twists" I was talking about earlier.

Description
For more Patrick & Donko stories

OMG! This story is so f@cking awesome!
I LOVE IT!!!XD
But it MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL XDD!!!
Let me count the reasons:

WTF 1- At first you'll think that Donko is just fucking with Patrick, you know- to make him jealous.
But NO! Donko actually KNOWS Cthulhu and Dagon!
'Cause that makes perfect sense!

WTF 2- Even if you are willing to accept that Donko knows Cthulhu, Dagon and the Jabberwock- Why the hell would they agree to play cards with Donko?!

WTF 3- So... they all came to play cards just so that Donko will show off to Patrick?... Why would they do that?... Don't they have more important things to do? Isn't Cthulhu the freaking ENTITY OF CHAOS?!
And he's taking time off from destroying the world JUST SO THAT HE COULD PLAY CARDS?! WHAT THE HELL?!

WTF 4- Oh, and not only do they play cards, they're playing with cards that fit to HUMAN size. How can they see what's written on them, let alone HOLD them with their giant hands?!
It'll be like me playing poker with rice grains. It's ridiculous!

WTF 5- O.k, I can believe that Cthulhu and Dagon are playing
cards (~ughhh...~) together, I mean- they DO belong to the same mythology, but what's the Jabberwock doing there?! There's no connection!
Did you EVER think you'll see Cthulhu, Dagon and THE JABBERWOCK from "Alice" in the same frame together?!

As you can see- I started the whole "WTF Counter" gag just for this story alone^^

WTF counter- 12

(4th panel)- OMG!!1! Look at Donko pouting! That's so fucking cute! X3

(6th panel)- get it? Donko says "I'm gonna call Cthulhu", 'cause it sounds like "Call of Cthulhu", you know? The story that H.P Lovecraft wro-- yeah. I'm gonna stop now...-_-;

Yeah, yeah! I know their scale is inaccurate, but if I were to make Cthulhu and Dagon bigger than what they are now they won't fit in the panel!
But you gotta give me credits for calling the monster from "Alice" "the Jabberwock" and not "the Jabberwocky".
WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS CALLING HIM "THE JABBERWOCKY"?!
"JabberwoCKY" is the name of the story, "JabberWOCK" is the name of the monster!
GET IT RIGHT!

Now, believe it or not, even THIS will make more sense later. I'm dead serious.
And yes, it has something to do with one of the "twists" I was talking about earlier.