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Published: 2013-04-21 19:40:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 2179; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 6
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Description For more Patrick & Donko stories

I know, I know, I know, I know!
This story is just a huge cop-out and the punch line makes no sense and it's not funny, I know.
It's still less of a cop-out than the ending of the 9th episode in the fifth season of Teen Titans. Seriously- I hated this episode so much that I deleted it from my computer. Let me just say that I think the series should have ended at the fourth season. The last three episodes are called "The END" why didn't it just END there?! The fifth season sucked!

O.k, back to topic:

(2nd panel)- Pff, seriously? He takes SHOWERS with his hat? Yeah, remember? PATRICK PLAYS BASEBALL! THAT'S WHY HE'S WEARING A BASEBALL HAT AL THE TIME! Just thought I'll remind you with this brief flashback.
Jeez, Patrick is as absent from the field as much as Donald is being absent from the navy...

(5th panel)- Eh... Yes, that's the image from "2001 A Space Odyssey"... Soooo I guess that means that underneath Patrick's hat is the space between spaces?...
I don't know. Quite frankly- With the way Donko is reacting I don't want to know...

(last panel)- Let's have one thing perfectly clear: Donko the abominable, the future ruler of hell, who beat the shit out of the grudge, who breaths fire, who has an acid tongue, who eats bugs, who drinks blood, who is half a monster and half a DEMON, the DAUGHTER OF BEELZEBUB- is horrified of what's underneath Patrick's hat.
OMG! I can say ANYTHING and it still won't make it any justice. I'll just add it to the WTF counter.

WTF counter- 36

Oh, yeah and the fact that Patrick takes showers with his hat- that counts as well.

WTF counter- 37

And as for you- why don't YOU try and figure out what the hell happened in this strip? But I'm warning you- some things are better left unanswered...-_-
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Comments: 22

Wolf-Rizer [2013-12-04 00:00:07 +0000 UTC]

Quoting Spongebob: "Oh, that's not a hat. That's my brain."

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ChibiDonDC In reply to Wolf-Rizer [2013-12-04 05:05:36 +0000 UTC]

It could be whatever you want.

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Wolf-Rizer In reply to ChibiDonDC [2013-12-04 05:15:00 +0000 UTC]

Okay, just keep your thinking cap on! Get it?

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minecraftplayer509 [2013-09-16 02:52:31 +0000 UTC]

She saw a portal through time, and the other end is a loop of her father having sex with Donko's mother.

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ChibiDonDC In reply to minecraftplayer509 [2013-09-16 06:33:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh... god... OH GAWD!!!

WHY WOULD HE HAVE THAT UNDER HIS HAT?!?!


But it might be.

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Megan189 [2013-04-22 23:51:49 +0000 UTC]

Meh... I wanna know! I keep faving your stuff when I watched you already... Meh, doing good for you, ain't it?

I bed he's balding so bad...

OH! AND he has green hair.

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ChibiDonDC In reply to Megan189 [2013-04-23 15:38:06 +0000 UTC]

But Donko has green hair too, won't that be incredibly hypocrite of her?
But since I'm not telling what it is- anything you can imagine is probably true^^

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Megan189 In reply to ChibiDonDC [2013-04-24 11:23:57 +0000 UTC]

Good point.... Then it's blue, and... He should be balding O.e. Will you be telling later? 'Cause we're all curious?

HE HAD A SEVERE BRAIN INJURY WITH A HUGE SCAR AROUND HIS HEAD FROM SURGERY.

Dayum, that one isn't good either.

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ChibiDonDC In reply to Megan189 [2013-04-24 12:20:58 +0000 UTC]

Nope sorry. This isn't one of those "foreshadowing" stories and I'll never bring it up ever again.
I don't know if it's laziness, or the fact that I wanted to cause you all sever mindfuck, or the fact that I just didn't like that story that much to begin with, but no. There no real answer.

YOU'LL have to decided what it is.

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pettrainer [2013-04-21 21:48:54 +0000 UTC]

I want to see too.

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ChibiDonDC In reply to pettrainer [2013-04-22 05:54:24 +0000 UTC]

No... You don't...>_<

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pettrainer In reply to ChibiDonDC [2013-04-22 22:15:07 +0000 UTC]

AAAWWWW!!

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Balisk [2013-04-21 20:47:18 +0000 UTC]

Is Patrick worse than bald under his hat?

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ChibiDonDC In reply to Balisk [2013-04-22 05:55:04 +0000 UTC]

The more I think about it the more I don't want to think about it...

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Censor-Man [2013-04-21 20:22:06 +0000 UTC]

She gazed upon his scalp and saw into forever.

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ChibiDonDC In reply to Censor-Man [2013-04-22 05:55:48 +0000 UTC]

Maybe. It's not clear.

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techdragon00 [2013-04-21 19:52:23 +0000 UTC]

"My god, it's full of stars!"

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ChibiDonDC In reply to techdragon00 [2013-04-22 05:55:31 +0000 UTC]

Starts if we're lucky.

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techdragon00 In reply to ChibiDonDC [2013-04-22 05:57:46 +0000 UTC]

Well, actually, I think I've pieced some part of it together, but I don't really wanna say it here in case I'm right.

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ChibiDonDC In reply to techdragon00 [2013-04-22 07:15:21 +0000 UTC]

I don't think there's right and wrong here because even I don't know what it supposed to be.

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techdragon00 In reply to ChibiDonDC [2013-04-22 07:37:38 +0000 UTC]

Oh. Huh. I thought that was one if the bits you already had planned out.

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ChibiDonDC In reply to techdragon00 [2013-04-22 08:59:53 +0000 UTC]

Nope.
It's never mentioned again^^
I'm kinda lazy that way.

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