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Published: 2013-04-06 18:30:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 1541; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 2
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Description For more Patrick & Donko stories

The title supposed to sound like "Matchmaker", in case no one got it.

Yay! We got another mention of Donko's dad! And next week strip's gonna be about him too! I know, right?! It's amazingXD

(1st panel)- Well, the mystery is solved: Patrick's parents are divorced. That's why his dad is never around. That still doesn't explain why his mom is so laid back about the whole monster thing, but whateve'.
See? I already have more "family bonds" closure in my comic then Keroro Gunso have with the Hinata family. Did you notice how they never mentioned their dad? They acknowledged his existence ONCE but then they never went anywhere with that. What happened to him? Is he dead? Are him and the mother divorced? Was the mother never even got married and she's just a slut who got pregnant twice and the father's whereabouts is unknown?
Personally- the third possibility is probably the likeliest.

(last panel)- "What do you think about my idea? Do you like it?"- Well, gee, seeing how Patrick is lying on the floor screaming in terror- I'm absolutely sure he LOVES it. Go give your dad her phone number right now, you dumb bitch!
Actually, now I can't stop thinking about what Patrick's mom will do had she know she's going on a blind date with Beelzebub.
Do you think she'll go for it? If you are a woman, will you agree to be with the ruler of hell? 0_0
Well, I'm sure SOME women out there will want that...-_-

And while we're at it- What ever happened to DONKO'S mother? What, did Beelzebub just fuck a random monster who conceived Donko and then somehow HE was the one who raised her while her mother ran off somewhere?
Or maybe Donko's parents are divorced too, Idk... We already saw that monsters apparently get married too... I guess it doesn't matter. Especially seeing how next week's story gonna have SO MANY "WTF moments" to dwell on that I should probably just save my comments for that.

Starfire Out.
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Comments: 14

Niznize [2013-04-06 20:40:18 +0000 UTC]

I guess Patrick is rather afraid of having little brothers/sisters like Donko!

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ChibiDonDC In reply to Niznize [2013-04-07 04:44:18 +0000 UTC]

I think he's more afraid of having Beelzebub as his stepfather.
Oh, why are you so worried , Patrick? He probably won't even have time to live in your house what with all the souls he has to send to eternal damnation in hell.
It's around the clock job.

I don't think Donko can get any closer to Patrick than what she is now. She's friggin living in his room! Even brothers and sisters aren't THAT close to each other all the time.

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Niznize In reply to ChibiDonDC [2013-04-07 16:44:12 +0000 UTC]

Well, you made me now wonder, because then they would have the same dad, which would make Donko to Patrick's half sister, and since Donko is still in love with Patrick...I don't know xD Sister-brother love is gross in my culture, altough I have heard of such cases. (Believe it or not, one of my great-great grandfathers have actually married to her cousin!)

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ChibiDonDC In reply to Niznize [2013-04-07 17:35:04 +0000 UTC]

You know, you're right, I thought about it too, but I got tired of pointing out things that are wrong in this comic, but yes, I guess I could add "half-incest" to the list along side child abuse, pedophilia and bestiality.
But it doesn't really matter, their parents aren't gonna end up together, calm down. I think Incest is gross too.
So I guess that means Patrick can still be in a forced relationship with his monster girlfriend.
Wait...>_>;

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ColorsAreAwesome [2013-04-06 20:21:31 +0000 UTC]

YEES, YES, YEESSSS MAKE IT HAPPEN STARFIRE! MAKE IT HAPPEN HAHAHA, just think of all the epicness it will cause!! XDD

and, heyy, know what you should do at some point
you should make a short story or somthing with patric and donko.
Like not a comic strip, but ordinary pages... and you'd have a little plot, like patric and donko trying to set up their parants or somthing XD

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ChibiDonDC In reply to ColorsAreAwesome [2013-04-07 04:49:11 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I'm sure Patrick will be SO willing to set up something like this: To have his mom going on a date with the lord of evil.

And what the hell will they even do? Do you seriously think they can just go to a movie or go to a restaurant without having ANYONE raising their eyebrows at them?
I mean, I know it's been a while since I went out, but I don't remember ever seeing a hell demon walking down the street at broad daylight and have NO ONE to call attention to it.

But yes. That would be pretty awesome^^

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Balisk [2013-04-06 20:03:49 +0000 UTC]

Come on Patrick, what's not to like about the possibility of being the stepson to a ruler of hell?

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ChibiDonDC In reply to Balisk [2013-04-07 04:52:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I don't know, maybe...the fact that being related to someone who sends souls to eternal damnation in siring agony on a daily base is SOMEWHAT startling.

Eh, but if Patrick WILL be related to Beelzebub he will probably be able to get favors from him^^

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Grokedrik [2013-04-06 20:00:35 +0000 UTC]

i feel this needs to happen oh so very much

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ChibiDonDC In reply to Grokedrik [2013-04-07 04:52:50 +0000 UTC]

I'll keep that in mind^^

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Grokedrik In reply to ChibiDonDC [2013-04-07 04:54:28 +0000 UTC]

my vote is on a blind date

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techdragon00 [2013-04-06 18:41:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh Donko, even when she say something so innocent, she still causes bad things!

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ChibiDonDC In reply to techdragon00 [2013-04-07 04:53:52 +0000 UTC]

And even when she does bad things- she does it so innocently ^^
There's a thin line between cute and lovable and destroyer of all men. Especially if your a woman.

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techdragon00 In reply to ChibiDonDC [2013-04-07 04:58:29 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha.... Sexism. Yeah. At least her heart's in the right place. (or whatever the devil *ba-dum-chhhhh* half demons like her have)

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