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Ciriun — My Fair Thief
Published: 2009-05-21 02:06:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 740; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 9
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Description "You have got to be kidding!"

Lord Uther of Ostia looked calmly at his fuming younger brother. "You may not like it, but you are next in line for the throne of Ostia, and you are expected to make some appearances. It's only one night and you don't even need to stay the entire time."

"I'm fine with attending a few gatherings and ceremonies, but a ball?!"
"You're a noble."

"I can't dance and you know it."

"You don't have to dance, you just have to attend."

Their gazes locked and slowly Hector's fury diminished. "...Fine." He turned to storm out of the room.

"Oh, and be sure to bring a partner."



Hector paced in his room, wracking his brain for an idea. The ball was in a three days, barely enough to get a letter to any of the few female acquaintences he would even consider bringing to such an affair. He was at a complete loss.

At that moment there was a soft tapping at his window. Hector looked up to see a familiar thief perched on the window sill, smiling and waving at him from the other side of glass, unafraid despite it being the third story.

Hector smiled back and motioned him in, watching as his finest spy carefully unlocked the window from without and swung it open, hopping lightly inside. "Greetings my lord."

"Hello Matthew. Just visiting?"

"I wanted to see if you'd heard the news yet?"

"About the ball? Yes, I have. And my brother insists I attend."

"One ball isn't so bad."

Hector scowled at him. "I'm not good at dancing."

Matthew looked surprised. "Really? You move quickly enough in battle. Dancing isn't so different."

"And what would you know about dancing?"

Matthew grinned and executed a flawless pirouette ending in a bow with a flourish. "Something I picked up."

Hector clapped a little. "Not bad. I don't suppose you can teach me?"

"I can try, my lord."



The next several hours were spent with Matthew carefully demonstrating steps and correcting his lord when he messed them up horribly. It took more control not to laugh at him than it did to remain patient with the lessons. Finally when neither of them could take it any longer, he called an end to the practice.

"You're doing well, my lord. I think tomorrow you should try practicing with a partner. By the way, have you found an escort yet?"

"No. That's going to be the hardest."

"Best of luck with that." With that the thief took his leave, going back out through the window.

Hector was back to thinking. He had to find a girl he knew and trusted, someone who wouldn't mock his poor dancing skills. And for the sake of appearances she would have to be pretty.



By the time Matthew stopped by to continue their lessons, Hector had decided. The hard part was actually asking.

"I know this is asking a lot of you, but... Will you be my escort?"

Matthew stared in shock. "Me, my lord? What will people think if you invite a man to the ball with you?"

"They won't think anything because they won't know."

"Even for one of your jokes this isn't funny."

"I'm serious. It will just be for the evening and I'll pay you whatever you want for it."

Matthew considered it quietly. "...Alright. But on one condition."

"Name it."

"I'm picking out my own dress."



On the night of the ball everyone was shocked to see Lord Hector with an unfamiliar radiant beauty. Her gown hung perfectly from her slender figure and long blonde hair cascaded down to her shoulders. Her ruby-painted lips were almost constantly held in a coy smile and her honey-gold eyes filled with vitality.

If that surprise hadn't been enough, the two proved to dance wonderfully together. If the lady just happened to the one leading, no one bothered to comment on it. Everyone agreed they made a perfect couple.

Near the end of the night the two sat sipping wine, Matthew holding his lord's hand and resting his head on his shoulder so he could speak softly to him. "I have to admit, this worked well."

"Better than I expected. You make a very convincing woman."

"Why thank you. I'll keep that in mind next time I need a disguise."

Hector chuckled, slipping an arm around him. "Why do I get the feeling this isn't your first time in a dress?"

"It's the first in such an elegant one."

"You can keep it if you want."

Matthew smiled and scanned the room. "We're still being watched. People might start to get suspicious if we don't kiss soon."

Hector obliged, slipping a hand under his companion's chin to tilt it upward so he could kiss his lips softly. He watched the thief's eyes slip closed, one of his hands gripping the fabric of the lord's shirt. Slowly they parted and Hector smirked playfully at him. "If I didn't know better I'd say you enjoyed it."

Matthew's eyes sparkled with mischief. "You can find out later when you pay me back for this."
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Comments: 31

Celedeen [2010-07-19 06:13:11 +0000 UTC]

Urge... To draw... Matthew in dress... rising.

I've resisted the first few times I've read this, but now it's becoming steadily HARDER.

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Ciriun In reply to Celedeen [2010-07-19 12:54:48 +0000 UTC]

You know you won't be able to resist forever, so why not just give in now and save yourself the suffering? And when you do, send me a link to it!

And thank you very much. I consider it very high praise to know that you've actually read this more than once.

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Celedeen In reply to Ciriun [2010-07-19 17:26:12 +0000 UTC]

You know, I should. I mean, you're right. I will eventually, so I should just draw it already.

And of COURSE i read this more than once... You put Matthew in a dress! xDD That will amuse ANYONE! And it was well written.

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Ciriun In reply to Celedeen [2010-07-19 23:44:03 +0000 UTC]

Great! ^^ Looking forward to it.

You flatter me, seriously. Hm, maybe I should write more stories about crossdressing? They do seem to be popular...

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Celedeen In reply to Ciriun [2010-07-20 00:12:14 +0000 UTC]

I'll get it done when I can. :3

xD I just love Matthew, so I find the thought of him cross dressing plausible and funny. I mean, He IS a spy... So... xD

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Ciriun In reply to Celedeen [2010-07-20 02:58:10 +0000 UTC]

Hey, it could have been worse. I could've stuck Hector in a dress. xP

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Celedeen In reply to Ciriun [2010-07-20 12:51:36 +0000 UTC]

.... You prove a valid point. On Matthew, it's hilarious. On Hector, it's hilarious and disturbing. xD

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LilacKnight [2010-01-28 03:10:40 +0000 UTC]

[link] IT IS DONE! >w<

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LilacKnight [2010-01-24 00:23:23 +0000 UTC]

Could I draw fanart for this? It'll answer your question about Matthew's dress.

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Ciriun In reply to LilacKnight [2010-01-25 08:22:23 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely. ^^ I'd love to see it.

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LilacKnight In reply to Ciriun [2010-01-25 08:27:28 +0000 UTC]

Yay! I'll work on it right away!

I'll send you the link when I'm done ^^

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Mathis-Rose [2009-11-20 03:52:06 +0000 UTC]

You know, Ciri...I'm almost tempted to pack a dress with me for the midnight ball because of this XD

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Ciriun In reply to Mathis-Rose [2009-11-20 04:32:54 +0000 UTC]

XD You could if you wanted.

I've never been to the midnight ball before, think there must have been other things going on then. Anime Hell or something.

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Mathis-Rose In reply to Ciriun [2009-11-20 04:35:19 +0000 UTC]

it wouldn't be as fun without a hector, though...

I'm just being an eager Bori right now...what with this being the first con I'm attending.

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Ciriun In reply to Mathis-Rose [2009-11-20 04:51:04 +0000 UTC]

I'd love to cosplay Hector, but his armor... x.x

It's still months away you know.

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Mathis-Rose In reply to Ciriun [2009-11-20 06:02:10 +0000 UTC]

Heheh. I saw someone just make a cloth-replica of it, once...

I know x.x trust me, I know. but with getting Sain's armor crafted and getting all the finishing touches for stuff...it's hard to ignore it, haha

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Ciriun In reply to Mathis-Rose [2009-11-20 06:58:27 +0000 UTC]

I am amazed by anyone who attempts making armor, you included.

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Susuki-san [2009-07-27 23:31:55 +0000 UTC]

I usually don't like crack pairings...but this one's really good! I kept laughing, and I completely lost it when Matthew said, "I'm picking out my own dress."

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Ciriun In reply to Susuki-san [2009-07-28 01:00:10 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I'm glad you liked it.

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Mathis-Rose [2009-05-21 02:18:44 +0000 UTC]

You have no idea how many times I had to stop reading so i could get giggle fits out of my system x3

You kept them pretty in-character, too :3

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Ciriun In reply to Mathis-Rose [2009-05-21 02:22:30 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you enjoyed it so much. ^^ I'm not really sure where the idea came from, I just started picturing Matt in a dress, and... it snowballed. xD

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Mathis-Rose In reply to Ciriun [2009-05-21 02:29:08 +0000 UTC]

you do know that now i hafta draw matt in a dress, right? xD

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Ciriun In reply to Mathis-Rose [2009-05-21 02:30:51 +0000 UTC]

I was kind of hoping someone would. <3

I think I have gotten more FE boys drawn in dresses than any other series.

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Mathis-Rose In reply to Ciriun [2009-05-21 02:42:20 +0000 UTC]

that's, uh...kinda odd. I've seen very few FE boys in dresses =/ ...Lucius doesn't count.

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Ciriun In reply to Mathis-Rose [2009-05-21 02:49:05 +0000 UTC]

Atan's the only one I can think of offhand that does that. I think he's drawn a bunch of them in dresses.

I try not to ask people to draw stuff too much since I know a lot of people hate begging.

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Mathis-Rose In reply to Ciriun [2009-05-21 02:54:10 +0000 UTC]

Atan does have a tendency to draw men in dresses, I will say that x3

there's a difference between requesting and begging, though I'll draw anything if I can find the inspiration/time to do so.

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Ciriun In reply to Mathis-Rose [2009-05-21 03:19:09 +0000 UTC]

You spoil me, you know that?

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Mathis-Rose In reply to Ciriun [2009-05-21 03:21:15 +0000 UTC]


I tend to do that to my friends x3

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Ciriun In reply to Mathis-Rose [2009-05-21 03:35:05 +0000 UTC]

You're good at it.

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Mathis-Rose In reply to Ciriun [2009-05-21 03:36:11 +0000 UTC]

I try :3

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Mathis-Rose [2009-05-21 02:17:00 +0000 UTC]

hurray xD

It has me wondering, too...hrmm...

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