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While rewatching Gabon with FroMu, I watched Cook Islands on the side by myself. And I get why people hate it, alol. I came in open minded but the racial twist made not only me but the contestants uncomfortable so it's like...yeah. The cast was OK. I think editing and the shitty twist ruined them. Because you know when the white people are the best part of a cast, something's wrong. Overall though this season wasn't TERRIBLE. Shitty ending, but idk I don't detest it like everyone else. It's defo my least fav season I've seen, cuz I never finished RI/Caramoan alol, but then again the only seasons I've watched are the universally loved ones + Fiji so ya.
time to runk!
Yul Boring, obnoxious, passive agressive twunt. gtfo. I don't support riggage unless it's for Rachel Reilly.
Jonathan ngl I was a fan at first. Or I tolerated him more than anything. I liked how emotive and animated he was in confs, but when he betrayed the white people he became disgusting. Like...you don't treat women that way, I'm sorry.
Cao Boi i feel he may have fans with white people who think it's ok to make racial jokes. well it's not okay with me. the asians didn't like it, and neither did i. plus i was bored of a CAO BOI IS SO WEIRD XD scene every ep. x_x
J.P.
Jessica/Flicka stupid hoe. i hate people who try hard to be ~~~different~~~ plus while idrc about strategy THAT MUCH, i hated how she would just actively ignore it and go "omg let's just get rid of the guy i dont like!" and like her desperately latching onto cao boi to be ~different~ was just embarassing lol.
Ozzy
Becky boring & in the awful alliance, but i saved her from red for owning penner that one time. WE'RE GETTING FIREWOOD.
Sundra liked her at first. became boring at the merge. but every now and then she had an endearing moment, so yellow for her. also, she was fucking gorgeous at the reunion
Cecilla
Sekou alol
Billy alol
Nate
Cristina morm <3
Brad alol idk why but i'm randomly a fan. i thought he was likable. plus he's hot.
Rebecca
Stephannie robbed.
Jenny we all know i luv my utrn's. and jenny didn't disappoint. PICK EM OFF LIKE ZITS. ...NATE IS RUBBING OFF ON ME. IT'S JUST YOUR PERSONALITY CRISTINA, YOU CAN'T HELP THAT! ^_^
Adam idk he was kinda douche frat-y, but it was like in a fun way? like he never really did anything *mean* or anything. anyways, i didn't care much for him until the merge but then he became amazing. i luv the adam-poverty-candice friendship so much. plus, candice dated him, so he can't be too bad.
Parvati we'll we all know i'm a huge fan of poverty. but that was the complex strategic parvati. this parvati was a lot more emotional and raw, but it was amazing. very refreshing to see. anyone who hasn't seen cook islands but loves parvati should watch the last few eps at least, it's really interesting. I JUST WANNA THROW UP ON HIS FACE. yul: let me finish parv: (right in front of him lmfao)
Candice idk the top 2 is so close. i think they're both robbed if i put either of them at #2. i'll go with candice #1 since her edit is better. candice is amazing always but this season she was even BETTER. she's a great cpbot that never takes herself too seriously which is gr8. she's likable, funny, and a natural risk taker. anyone who says she didn't deserve to return twice is out of their minds.
lol @ how many early boots i liked. oh well.
SURVIVOR SEASON RANKING:
1. GABON
2. CHINA
3. HVV
4. FVF
5. FIJI
6. COOK ISLANDS
seasons idr much and need to rewatch to rank them properly: PI, NICARUAGA, and some other one i dont even remember lol
next up i'll be side-watching SAMOA while i watch toecuntchins with froggy. IM NOT CHOOSING THE WORST SEASONS ON PURPOSE, I SWEAR LOL.