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Published: 2010-05-23 19:08:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 2362; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 46
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Description Another possible comic adventure for the intrepid Ben Gleck.

A spoof loosely based on contemporary figures in today's news.

Volume 1 cover is here: [link]
Volume 3 cover is here: [link]

Suggestions for future volumes so far include:

Ben Gleck vs. Militant Muslim Mosque!
Creatures of Character Assassination attack!
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Comments: 40

ManOfSecrets [2012-11-24 02:21:26 +0000 UTC]

Glenn Beck will always be inferior and of poor quality when compared against Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart. They're not ever news caster but they are completely honest when compared to him and way funnier.

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Conservatoons In reply to ManOfSecrets [2012-11-24 07:39:45 +0000 UTC]

Totally disagree on all levels.

no hippies please.

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Clintdaddiac [2010-05-29 22:42:20 +0000 UTC]

Rotfl, Glen Beck is batshit insane.

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Conservatoons In reply to Clintdaddiac [2010-05-30 00:28:09 +0000 UTC]

insane like a fox

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Clintdaddiac In reply to Conservatoons [2010-05-30 18:40:10 +0000 UTC]

PERHAPS

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Realm-Of-The-Shadows [2010-05-25 20:54:36 +0000 UTC]

have these been sent to Glenn Beck already?

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Conservatoons In reply to Realm-Of-The-Shadows [2010-05-25 21:03:00 +0000 UTC]

No. I would but I don't see how to get them there. His site has a form thing. Besides he prob does not have time to go thru his tons of mail

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Realm-Of-The-Shadows In reply to Conservatoons [2010-05-26 02:01:51 +0000 UTC]

it's worth a try!

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TheGhostFalls [2010-05-25 15:05:09 +0000 UTC]

Great concept!! Shredding the Constitution, haha. Too bad it's the truth.

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Conservatoons In reply to TheGhostFalls [2010-05-25 16:55:09 +0000 UTC]

agreed. did it as a spoof. it is really a tragedy.

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Azedarach [2010-05-24 23:54:35 +0000 UTC]

Just two words: Epicly awesome.
Oh yeah, and: Very true.

I just have to say that these are becoming favorites of mine.

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Conservatoons In reply to Azedarach [2010-05-25 02:24:51 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. Prob only have 1 more in me. They take to long.

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Bythmark [2010-05-24 20:36:05 +0000 UTC]

Poe's law

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Conservatoons In reply to Bythmark [2010-05-24 20:49:44 +0000 UTC]

Beck's truth.

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Bythmark In reply to Conservatoons [2010-05-24 21:05:57 +0000 UTC]

Beck is an example of Poe's law too.

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Conservatoons In reply to Bythmark [2010-05-24 21:07:06 +0000 UTC]

No. Thinking he is prob makes you an example

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Bythmark In reply to Conservatoons [2010-05-24 21:09:25 +0000 UTC]

how so?

If I think Glenn Beck is an extremist, then I am an extremist, therefore someone making fun of me would be indistinguishable from me?

Protip: The weak link is that not everyone that thinks that Glenn Beck is an extremist is an extremist too.

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Conservatoons In reply to Bythmark [2010-05-24 21:15:29 +0000 UTC]

Protip: no hippies please.

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Bythmark In reply to Conservatoons [2010-05-24 22:38:46 +0000 UTC]

Read: I can't think of anything intelligent to say, so I'm just going to call you a hippy and ask you to stop winning arguments.

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Conservatoons In reply to Bythmark [2010-05-24 23:05:00 +0000 UTC]

read: hippies waste my time.

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Bythmark In reply to Conservatoons [2010-05-25 00:16:39 +0000 UTC]

Mockery is the sincerest form of...stupidity.

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RevMEATZ [2010-05-24 03:23:43 +0000 UTC]

this rocks XDDD

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Conservatoons In reply to RevMEATZ [2010-05-24 05:20:01 +0000 UTC]

just dumb fun. keeps me from spending money

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Sakura-Courage-Solo [2010-05-24 00:59:19 +0000 UTC]

... okay, spork my custom keyblades this time. This purple demon needs to be stopped QUICKLY. *chucks Keyblades and draws a 357 Magnum*

BTW, am I the only one who suddenly sees a resemblance between Obama and Ivan Ooze now because of this?

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Conservatoons In reply to Sakura-Courage-Solo [2010-05-24 01:19:51 +0000 UTC]

Only votes can stop him now. BO is far more destructive than Mr. Ooze. Sadly

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Sakura-Courage-Solo In reply to Conservatoons [2010-05-24 01:33:12 +0000 UTC]

Honestly? I'm most surprised anyone even remembers who Ivan Ooze IS. XD

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Rennon-the-Shaved In reply to Sakura-Courage-Solo [2010-05-24 05:36:47 +0000 UTC]

I remember Ivan Ooze. Good old nostalgic memories there.

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icehorserider [2010-05-23 22:21:08 +0000 UTC]

why is he just standing there and not stabbing anything?

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Conservatoons In reply to icehorserider [2010-05-24 00:26:15 +0000 UTC]

He's waiting for backup from the Legion of Logic

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icehorserider In reply to Conservatoons [2010-05-24 12:37:19 +0000 UTC]

makes sense

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Yuki-no-Iro [2010-05-23 21:07:29 +0000 UTC]

Oh my goodness, another one!

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StormyTheTrooper [2010-05-23 20:07:21 +0000 UTC]

-Ahem- Gasp! Oh you Right Wing SOB, due to your "misrepresentation" of us progressives, I must wish death upon you for the reason that us Liberals are suppose to spread peace and prosperity through violence and hate. Also since there are certain LAP DOGS who cry crocodile tears upon their own DOGMATIC JUDGMENTS should I wish death upon even an imaginary individual but that they would have no problems at all wishing death upon you, or should they find out that such an imaginary individual is also Right Wing, him also, for it will some how bring peace to the world....

... or some sh like that...

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Conservatoons In reply to StormyTheTrooper [2010-05-23 20:12:20 +0000 UTC]

sweeet.

Ya know you could end every grandiose lib idea w/ that phrase: "for it will some how bring peace to the world...."

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StormyTheTrooper In reply to Conservatoons [2010-05-23 20:20:17 +0000 UTC]

lolz good idea,

now lets see if our little friend shows up. Should he not, then he was being hypocritical for crying his crocodile tears earlier seeing that he technically has no problem for wishing death upon you yet a huge problem with me wishing death upon someone, from his own dogmatic judgment, yet unknown... XD

Should he be reading this and decide not to intervene, I'll go ahead and make like him and place a dogmatic judgment on his person for the reasons above.

Am I bad? Oh Yesh! XDDD

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StormyTheTrooper [2010-05-23 19:41:48 +0000 UTC]

Just my opinion, the villain looks a lil too... underling. You might wanna consider decking him out.

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Conservatoons In reply to StormyTheTrooper [2010-05-23 19:50:07 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, you are right. Just lazy here. Kinda felt like I'd already spent enough time on this.

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StormyTheTrooper In reply to Conservatoons [2010-05-23 19:59:05 +0000 UTC]

Well it IS only a cover. Oh yeah, I forgot I'm suppose to say something Liberal about it...

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Conservatoons In reply to StormyTheTrooper [2010-05-23 20:08:23 +0000 UTC]

Well, it is a cover to a comic I will prob never do. Hey, aside form wardrobe he is OK.

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Phobos-Romulus [2010-05-23 19:15:45 +0000 UTC]

How about Ben Gleck and the Militant Muslim Mosque!

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Conservatoons In reply to Phobos-Romulus [2010-05-23 19:16:49 +0000 UTC]

vol 3.
vol 4 = vs. the Yellow Lapdogs of Media!!!

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