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i swear im so much like a cat its not funny
"Hey dont sit on the floor!"
me: Ok
"Theres a chair right ther GET OF THE TABLE
me: fuck off
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Rule number one of owning a cat: They don't give a fuck about your rules.
(Trust me, I know from experience)
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Best hope it isn't a touch screen
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im not getting a cat then
prolly bc that and im allergic
but theYRE SO CUTE
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NO!!! MY TOUCHSCREEN LAPTOP!! DAMNIT, I WAS WORKING ON THAT ART FOR MONTHS!!
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omg, we have 'le bitch cat'. she would do this.
a 'le bitch cat' is that cat who does shit because she can tell It makes you mad, I swear >.> she likes to look you in the eye and push stuff onto the floor! or right after you sat it down and turned around...
like I said 'le bitch cat'
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You mean le queen cat?
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that works too XDΒ she just has this look like she's always wanting to bitch slap you so I call her that XD
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I know but the joke was a queen is a female un-neutered cat, and a bitch is a female dog
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ack *facepalm* haha, apparently I was pretty damn tired when I read it so it went yyyeeeeeeroonnngg, right over tha head XD
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Find the 1 and you will get kissed in 11 days
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find the $ and you will have good luck for 2 years
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Repost to 9 otherΒ pictures Β and everything will come true..ignore this and you will have bad luck for 9 years..
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okay thanks,just letting people know that these are fake! I love these responses XD Hopefully people will stop these in a while :V
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you should check this one out and use it when you see em
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrr_VVβ¦
your welcome for such a great idea
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omg...It's amazing...
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Do these two things.Β
1: stop posting spam
2: stop eating dog crapΒ
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I wanted to see if it was true,sorry ;-;
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They're never true.Β
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Actually it's a reliefΒ
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I hate when my cat sits on my keyboard
Cosmo my cat: *sits on keyboard*
Me: cosmo no *pushes over*
*later*
Cosmo: *sits on laptop screen*
Me: COSMO YOUR TOO FAT TO DO THAT!!!
Nu he skinny now)
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kitty: hey, remember that time you told me to not do what I'm doing right now?
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because it was two seconds ago
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Mew! I love sitting my ass on things
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You know what, just generally don't sit on the computer.
(Cat sits on the tablet)
That's not what I meant..
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