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Published: 2019-11-10 18:31:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 4806; Favourites: 125; Downloads: 0
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Can these Star Wars zealots save their franchise from
tyrannical Mouse turds and soy-oblivion? Time will tell...
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And the corporate dummies who choose to listen to them.
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For some reason plenty of those in the world too.
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Revenge of the rabid new-fans!
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Certainly our best chance against Empress Kathlpatine.
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Her going into retirement is the best hope!
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Meanwhile, I'm just enjoying The Mandalorian series. Awesome story, good characters, and some top quality music.
Hell, even Jedi Fallen Order is good:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UtGHX…
So goooood.
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It bascially proves that the wrong people made the sequels...And the right people are out there!
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Hope never dies.
Even if the numbers stack against you. Never give up.
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Not even in the face of Snoke's CGI fleet of crap cruisers!
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Yet to this day, there is no backstory for Snoke!
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It was like a junkpile story written by a rich art school boy...Wait! That's exactly what it was.
I personally would have made him a super rich tycoon who wanted to play at being Emperor.
The First Order would be his personal cosplay army of mercenary goons...
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That... Actually makes sense and explains so much.
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Even people like you and me can make a better plot in seconds than these bums.
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I'm sure you intimidate all others like he does!
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R2-Dobson-2, I didn't even see this image before my last comment, and I nailed it!
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I didn't see Rogue One.
I didn't see Solo.
I didn't see the Last Jedi.
I'M NOT SEEING THIS.
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A wise course of action.
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It releases in five days, and I already made it final ever since its announcement; I am not seeing it either.
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It looks like jumbled up fake-SW nonsense with a heavy side order of corporate desperation!
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They should have stopped with ROTJ. That was the last good starwars movie and the end of the saga. Everything else after that was just Hollywood milking the franchise until its spine broke.
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I could not have said it better, sir!
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*Tips broad brimmed Akubra*
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Admiral Holdo!? You HERETIC! *BLAM*
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Woke for the Woke god/goddesses/Frying Pans!
*SPAM*
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There is no hope for this planet! Exterminatus is the only solution! *Hits Exterminatus button with face*
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You exterminatused your mom's bloomers!
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With age comes being correct in all things, kiddo!
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By that logic millennial will one day be correct in all things!
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Even a lowly millenial one day may become a cranky old know-it-all!
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If the blue glove fits...
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Either way, a lot of people are gonna die.
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I'm still waiting for an adaption of your brilliant impersonation of Mickey Mouse giving the Machine gun treatment to Rian Johnson while stuttering "Aha, Yes my lord! I will dispose of the body."
I've never been Star War's biggest fan, but yes, I would say the first 3 films were a harmless pleasure back in my youth. I've still got a guilty pleasure for Episode 1 on the basis that you can still enjoy a silly kids film, though in hindsight I won't bother with the other two Cringy prequels. Apart from detailing a few high notes, Vader's upbringing is better left to the ambiguity of imagination I think rather than watching a few hours of knowing the kid's gonna screw up.
Never have and never will bother with the new films, for they sound far too gone for a busy man like me. Hell, I'll just stick with Gmod TF2 pisstakes.
From what I've read, old Preston seems to anchor himself down to defending the new films, which explains a lot about his ongoing downfall.
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