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CuttingRoom — Gnomeo and Juliet Must Die

Published: 2011-02-13 21:22:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 3224; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 83
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Description Today's line work was done by Octavio Rodríguez Zúñiga, our first guest artist from Costa Rica. Check out more of his work on his deviantArt page . The colors were done by our friend AAH. Those are his initials and what people say when they see his work. See it for yourself on his deviantArt page .
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I looked it up. It’s in Revelations. “And I beheld a pale horse. And the thing that sat on it was a fricken’ garden gnome. And it was stabbing William Shakespeare’s corpse in the throat with a broken Miller Lite bottle. And that was messed up.”

My Bible may differ slightly from yours. I got hammered once and edited the thing with a sharpie and a butter knife. And tears.

None of that is true. What else isn’t true is that I believe that Gnomio and Juliet represents the apocalypse. Probably it’s just a movie. But that hasn’t stopped us from spearheading a blog that espouses that it is, in fact The End of Culture.

Have a look around and if you’d like to play in our sandbox, gnomify whatever you like and submit it. If we like it we’ll put it up on the blog to entertain the world in a way that, probably, Gnomio and Juliet never will.

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Comments: 30

MuckTruck [2018-03-22 16:42:47 +0000 UTC]

That's pretty juvenile. There are kids that look up movies like this, I think you are defeating your own purpose.

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Julesworld99 [2012-11-23 00:39:12 +0000 UTC]

I HATE people using my name in puns for shitty movies
thanks movie you made me hate my name

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IAmTheUnison [2011-05-08 02:10:04 +0000 UTC]

I'm guessing somebody didn't like that movie.

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CuttingRoom In reply to IAmTheUnison [2011-05-08 10:53:11 +0000 UTC]

Truly, it is the harbinger of the apocalypse.

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IAmTheUnison In reply to CuttingRoom [2011-05-08 12:47:12 +0000 UTC]

Really? How so? I find that intriguing.

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CuttingRoom In reply to IAmTheUnison [2011-05-08 23:59:37 +0000 UTC]

I just think it looks unspeakably bad. It's not only horrendously derivative in terms of it's humor and artistic style, it mashes Shakespeare with Garden Gnomes. And I love me some Shakespeare, but let's be clear, it's not taking the good stuff.

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IAmTheUnison In reply to CuttingRoom [2011-05-09 03:16:32 +0000 UTC]

Me personally, I haven't seen it, but I heard it wasn't the best.

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SMOKER9 [2011-03-09 00:04:00 +0000 UTC]

Jeez, didn't think the movie was THAT bad... But maybe I should buy a gun just in case.

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CuttingRoom In reply to SMOKER9 [2011-03-09 01:45:54 +0000 UTC]

Please don't. We like you intact. Did you ever do that strip with E?

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SMOKER9 In reply to CuttingRoom [2011-03-09 03:12:44 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I'm planning on doing that this weak. Possibly gonna do it tonight and upload it tomorrow. Sorry it took me so long. I sort of took a bit of a vacation. lol.

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CuttingRoom In reply to SMOKER9 [2011-03-09 03:16:13 +0000 UTC]

No worries.

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trivialtales [2011-02-15 21:26:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh gnome you didn't.

Also, this is exactly how I feel.

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CuttingRoom In reply to trivialtales [2011-02-16 02:58:12 +0000 UTC]

It seems to be doing surprisingly well out there too. I don't get it, and I don't want to.

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trivialtales In reply to CuttingRoom [2011-02-17 09:05:03 +0000 UTC]

We are all sons of bitches now.

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CuttingRoom In reply to trivialtales [2011-02-17 14:05:24 +0000 UTC]

No, sir. I hold to my claim that the movie is evil.

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StarCentury [2011-02-15 05:09:48 +0000 UTC]

I shudder to think that the entire movie industry will remake all their blockbuster movies with the word "gnome" inserted in the title and replace all the actors with "GNOMES"! That is my definition of Hell.

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CuttingRoom In reply to StarCentury [2011-02-16 02:58:51 +0000 UTC]

That's Hollywood's definition of profitable. Therefore it's their definition of the future.

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StarCentury In reply to CuttingRoom [2011-02-16 04:13:37 +0000 UTC]

Man, screw the future!!!

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CuttingRoom In reply to StarCentury [2011-02-16 04:21:28 +0000 UTC]

I think they made an X-Files movie with that as the title. If they didn't, they should.

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StarCentury In reply to CuttingRoom [2011-02-17 06:15:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh totally!

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CroctopusArt [2011-02-14 06:57:24 +0000 UTC]

I love the expressions on their faces in panel 2!!!

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jeffcouturier [2011-02-14 04:24:38 +0000 UTC]

Pretty much summed up my thoughts when I first saw an ad for this shitpi-- I mean, movie.

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CuttingRoom In reply to jeffcouturier [2011-02-14 22:28:22 +0000 UTC]

Know were you going to say shitpile, shitpie, or shitpiccolo?

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jeffcouturier In reply to CuttingRoom [2011-02-15 01:50:03 +0000 UTC]

shitpiccolo, definitely. *nod*

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CuttingRoom In reply to jeffcouturier [2011-02-15 01:54:28 +0000 UTC]

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Kaioh-the-PureMage [2011-02-14 03:26:16 +0000 UTC]

*clap clap* Incredible.

"Oh happy bullet, this is thy chamber, here rest and let me die!

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CuttingRoom In reply to Kaioh-the-PureMage [2011-02-14 22:28:30 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you liked it.

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mjtfreeze [2011-02-14 00:06:04 +0000 UTC]

That's how I felt when I heard George will be re-releasing Star Wars films in 3D, new season of clone wars 3d being green lit and him not ever releasing the original movies in HD without the extra cgi/ re-edits/ changes/alterations.

This comic made me laugh, but not as much as your comment about editing the bible. Checked out the blog, Mad Max and few others made me roll on the floor. The bloodied window defies physics, just like The Matrix.


M: The blood splatter doesn't correlate with the double suicide.
C: How so...

M:If one bullet killed both men, then there would be one large high velocity splatter.
C: Which means?

M: Two more dead men. The victim whose missing....*puts on shades* and the killer when I'm find him.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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Polarus39 [2011-02-13 22:10:36 +0000 UTC]

They ARE defiling a brilliant piece of literature. Also, garden gnomes are freaking scary O o lol

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CuttingRoom In reply to Polarus39 [2011-02-13 22:11:30 +0000 UTC]

No joke!

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