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Description "Do you even know what you're supposed to be doing?"
"... It's the thought that counts."
"Uh-huh. Sure."
"Just relax."
"..."
"..."
"You're tickling me."
"Sorry."
"This is officially the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me."
"Likewise."

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So I watched 'Pulp Fiction' and it was either this or Carrie and Noyes doing the twist.

...

Seriously, I shouldn't be allowed to watch movies while on a shipping spree.

***

Carrie's tank top, pants and boots were originally made for her by the amazing .

You rock, girl!
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Comments: 51

WhiteQueen94 [2013-04-13 17:34:48 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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dark-precipice In reply to WhiteQueen94 [2013-04-13 19:46:50 +0000 UTC]

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Isengim [2013-04-08 01:07:09 +0000 UTC]

Great film, priceless expression. WTF all around.

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dark-precipice In reply to Isengim [2013-04-08 05:47:17 +0000 UTC]

I was like that at first - 'brain, what the frick r u doin?'

But then I was like 'lol who cares onward with the crack!'

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Isengim In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-09 02:23:04 +0000 UTC]

And the world thanks you.

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dark-precipice In reply to Isengim [2013-04-09 05:21:02 +0000 UTC]

I aim to please.

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Hellypse [2013-04-07 21:48:03 +0000 UTC]

I love Carrie's expression... ^^

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dark-precipice In reply to Hellypse [2013-04-08 05:47:58 +0000 UTC]

Something between alarm and amusement, with a dash of 'ready to kick his face in'.

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Hokova [2013-04-07 18:53:09 +0000 UTC]

What twist was in PF?!

Also, oficially the weirdest thing you've ever drawn.

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dark-precipice In reply to Hokova [2013-04-07 18:57:18 +0000 UTC]

Thenk ye, thenk ye berry much!

Just google 'pulp fiction foot massage' and read the conversation Vincent and Jules have on this topic.

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Hokova In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-07 18:58:28 +0000 UTC]

I will.XD

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dark-precipice In reply to Hokova [2013-04-07 19:04:47 +0000 UTC]

Good! Then come back here and tell me I'm not serious about shipping these two.

Seriously, have you ever shipped two characters so much that you paste this obsession over movies and songs that have nothing in common with the pairing in question?

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Hokova In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-07 19:07:36 +0000 UTC]

Read it. YOU ARE.

Wilbur and Helen, and also from the WITCH comic Cedric and Orube when they haven't even met yet. XD Trust me, well familiar with such madness.

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dark-precipice In reply to Hokova [2013-04-07 19:49:42 +0000 UTC]

I can imagine your agony, considering what happened with Cedric and Orube (another avid WITCH reader and fan here, or at least used to be!). The ship tease was so cute, and theis interaction as aliens stranded on Earth was so perfect... and then Cedric had to kill 'redeem' himself! Stupid tropes...

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Hokova In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-07 20:06:11 +0000 UTC]

I'm so glad someone here shares it! I thought I was alone!

After that story arc, it just wasn't the same too. It went down water.
But still, those two- my OTP forever!

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dark-precipice In reply to Hokova [2013-04-08 05:42:49 +0000 UTC]

The entire series got progressively stranger, and not in a way that I enjoyed. I really liked the Nerissa arc, though, it was the best part of the whole comic.

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Hokova In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-08 14:07:05 +0000 UTC]

I didn't read that, unfortunately, but I really want to...

It got too commercial and unreal, I'd say.
Though one story was how they took a glimpse into their futures. So much fun.XD

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dark-precipice In reply to Hokova [2013-04-08 18:42:44 +0000 UTC]

There was this one mini-ark where their doubles run away from home after gradually becoming self-aware. It was very intriguing.

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Hokova In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-08 19:17:30 +0000 UTC]

Astral drops story! I have one comic of them. I think they ended up being sent to another world to life their own lives.

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dark-precipice In reply to Hokova [2013-04-08 19:27:16 +0000 UTC]

I liked that story because the astral drops seemed like such a... a cop out, a cheap and convinient way to explain the girls' absence from Earth. And when they became self-conscious and began wishing to live their own lives... it was both horrifying and heart-breaking.

I wonder if we'll ever learn what happened to them in that other world.

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Hokova In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-08 19:33:35 +0000 UTC]

Doubtful about that... but it would make for a fine fanfiction or side-story!

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MalakiaLaGatta [2013-04-07 18:01:29 +0000 UTC]

Nyarla... just... just lol.
Love it

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dark-precipice In reply to MalakiaLaGatta [2013-04-07 18:07:21 +0000 UTC]

Not as much as Carrie loves her new outfit!

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MalakiaLaGatta In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-07 18:09:47 +0000 UTC]

Malakia, fashion designer, at your service

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KingsOfEvilArt [2013-04-07 17:53:37 +0000 UTC]

Prepare for tickles of deeeaaath !

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dark-precipice In reply to KingsOfEvilArt [2013-04-07 18:06:57 +0000 UTC]

Y'know, she could kick him square in the face... unintentionally, of course...

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KingsOfEvilArt In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-07 18:15:19 +0000 UTC]

Yes I know... I've experienced that kind of (futile! ) resistance from my friend..

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dark-precipice In reply to KingsOfEvilArt [2013-04-07 18:33:45 +0000 UTC]

You're both evil and stubborn!

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KingsOfEvilArt In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-07 18:35:28 +0000 UTC]

I am the most stubborn person in the world.

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dark-precipice In reply to KingsOfEvilArt [2013-04-07 18:39:52 +0000 UTC]

I've gathered as much...

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KingsOfEvilArt In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-09 07:59:48 +0000 UTC]

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Somnolent-Droid [2013-04-07 16:21:51 +0000 UTC]

Wonder if he'll offer a pedicure with a choice of glittery nail varnishes after?
Reminds me of the infamous foot massage scene in Death Note. That one was sad though

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dark-precipice In reply to Somnolent-Droid [2013-04-07 16:56:14 +0000 UTC]

I say he'll offer to move on to the shoulders.

Damn, totally forgot about the massage in Death Note. That was one weird scene.

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Somnolent-Droid In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-07 18:07:06 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I'm guessing that's when the cutlery comes out!

Yeah, didn't do L much good, but he prob died happy having touched Light's feet XD

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dark-precipice In reply to Somnolent-Droid [2013-04-07 18:09:15 +0000 UTC]

No, that's when she sends him to do the dishes instead.

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Somnolent-Droid In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-07 18:12:00 +0000 UTC]

Now that's just too mean XD

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dark-precipice In reply to Somnolent-Droid [2013-04-07 18:33:14 +0000 UTC]

Do you have any other suggestions?

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Somnolent-Droid In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-07 18:48:48 +0000 UTC]

Not really.. Something unspecified involving Shantaks?

Well that sounds wrong XD

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dark-precipice In reply to Somnolent-Droid [2013-04-07 18:53:39 +0000 UTC]

Maybe a ride on a Shantak bird...

"AAAII CAN SHOW U TEH WOOOOORLLD!..."
"WHERE ARE THE BLOODY SEATBELTS??"
"... My sweet, the Shantak birds don't have... seatbelts."

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Somnolent-Droid In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-07 18:59:47 +0000 UTC]

Lol XD "Over sideways and under,
on a magical shantak biird!"

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dark-precipice In reply to Somnolent-Droid [2013-04-07 19:06:09 +0000 UTC]

Carrie: Stop singing so close to my ear!!
Nyarly: A WHOLE WORTHLESS WOOOORLLD! A STUPID MORTAL POINT OF VIEW!

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Somnolent-Droid In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-07 19:14:19 +0000 UTC]

Now I just have a vision of him kidnapping Jasmine from under Aladdin's nose!

"YOINK!" XD

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dark-precipice In reply to Somnolent-Droid [2013-04-07 19:46:01 +0000 UTC]

I bet Jaffar worships Nyarlathotep. And he even copies his villanous style!

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Somnolent-Droid In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-07 22:21:49 +0000 UTC]

This is true! I think there's a sinister plot...

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Mununsah [2013-04-07 15:45:36 +0000 UTC]

this is how gods humble themselves by rubbing mortal womens feet.

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dark-precipice In reply to Mununsah [2013-04-07 16:00:30 +0000 UTC]

This is also how gods pretend to 'have changed' so that they can convince the mortal women to willingly serve as their vessels/avatars.

And if the gods manage to cop a feel while on it and not get slapped, it counts as a bonus.

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Mununsah In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-07 16:06:15 +0000 UTC]

yes that too.

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K-Zlovetch [2013-04-07 15:40:15 +0000 UTC]

Amazing !

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dark-precipice In reply to K-Zlovetch [2013-04-07 15:44:23 +0000 UTC]

Poor Nyarly has no idea what he's doing... Points for trying though.

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K-Zlovetch In reply to dark-precipice [2013-04-07 15:47:22 +0000 UTC]

The love has a strange power on people (and Gods^^). Unless....... it is...... other thing

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