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Published: 2013-04-05 21:41:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 1551; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 2
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Nyarly: "Are you still very angry with me?"Carrie: "Are you still a creep?"
Nyarly: "Uh, that depends on..."
Carrie: "What part of 'you scare me to death and just thinking of you makes me want to vomit' don't you understand?"
Continuation of [link] and [link] .
In which Nyarlathotep once again dons the mask of Noyes and sneaks into Carrie's workshop to try and, well, he isn't even sure what to hope for. After all, you don't just resurrect a girl from the dead, tear her out of her own universe, try to possess her, then pretend to be somebody else in order to get close to her.
At least he took off his shoes first.
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The Crawling Chaos graciously thanks you for your support.
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Oops.
There goes my decision to at least try staying off of any Elder God's radar...
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You might be on the radar, but you're on the radar as a faithful cultist. 
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So instead of dying quickly I get to suffer through madness and despair?
Great.
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... You also get to watch as everyone you hate gets eaten.
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Nyra:*3 feet away, holding a pen & pad, paying no attention to Carrie* "Master, you have an appearance to make at 3:00 tomorrow in Kadath with the new souls from the mass sacrifice last Wednesday. The final drafts of the PowerPoint & consumption ritual are complete, we just need you to read through it."
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Nyarly: *not turning away* Yes, yes, leave them on the table, then leave... Wait. What about my laundry? Did they manage to get the blood stains out?
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Nyra: Hmmm. *flips through notes* Ah, yes. It's all cleared out now. However they had to run a few extra cycles to get it out of the Egyptian cotton blazer. *flips again* Also, your shoes and coat that were damaged in that incident with the flesh-eating starfish have been replaced, but the golden embroidery saved. Dagon volunteered to cover the expenses, and the restaurant have enclosed formal apologies, along with a coupon for a free full-sized Byakhee cooked any way you like.
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Nyarly: Oooh, free noms? Awesome!! I mean... Ahem! So how about dinner... drat, where did she go?
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Nyra: *points to door* Right out through there, Master.
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Nyarly: You don't say?
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Nyra: I just traced her thoughts. She's headed for the Golden Hind Bar. You Know, where you talked to her about the Dark Side in your avatar, Randal?
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Nyarly: Ah, got it. *teleports*
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I just listened to Dark in my imagination again today and loled at a certain line because I recalled this.xD
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Which one? Which one? *jumps up and down*
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I scream 'God forgive me please' 'cause I want you on your knees!
But the song on the whole, just...
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This is just one of the many many songs on which they'll dance to on their wedding.
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Oh, that wedding will be epic. So epic.
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Why do I hear Poe's "Angry Johnny" whenever I see Carrie/Noyes? Because she'd kill him if she could?
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Because this is the song they would dance to on their wedding day.
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*seeing it in brain*
Oh, please, please... draw it.
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You want to see the Crawling Chaos getting beaten up by his blushing bride-to-be with her own bouquet?
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Yes! But also the skin-crawlingly awkward dance.
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*eye twitch* Must... draw... awkward Nyarly...
It's gonna be glorious.
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Just remember the formal wear. And Carrie's dress...
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Ceremonial Pharaoh garb, yup. And a blood-splattered white dress for Carrie.
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One with blood-splattered dress, and one with awkward dance? The before and after, if you will.
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The before or after of what, exactly?
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Carrie's dress being ruined, heads flying, etc. Just a random thought.
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Will see, will see. 
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There he goes, crawling chaotically. I never imagined that this was how he got his nickname, but now it all makes sense!
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You know, I read the beginning of the first sentence in the tune of Adam Lambert's 'Fever'.
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I wonder if it's one of Nyarla's favourite songs, like his theme or something
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This could be Nyarly/Carrie's theme song.
'... but your mom's not home...' cause Carrie killed her, you should know.
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XD Now that's a Bad Romance.
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He totally deserves the cold shoulder.
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Nyarly: I wuv you!
Carrie: Don't care.
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In Slovakia, we say...
'poslala ho do piče.'
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I'd say it's not the best of phrases to say, because it can get the answer 'Are you inviting me? 
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Now I wonder how to say it in Aklo... just for teasing him in my next summoning
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No need to bother with Aklo.
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*and then my house will collapse, swallowed up by a black hole*
... But it will be worth it!
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Thaaaat's the spirit!
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