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Charlie088 [2019-05-28 18:23:16 +0000 UTC]
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Libra1010 [2019-04-25 13:28:55 +0000 UTC]
"Dammit, I don't care how much he costs GET ME JK SIMMONS or you can kiss J. Jonah Jameson goodbye!" ("What does he see in that gargoyle-bothering Gotham maniac anyhow?!?").
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Orcsattack [2018-12-26 15:10:19 +0000 UTC]
Best quote of JJJ ever, imo:
Jameson: It's a conspiracy, I tell you! They're all working together!
Cpt. Stacy: Oh, to what end?
Jameson: *angry snort* TO RAISE MY BLOOD-PRESSURE!!
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avancna [2014-11-27 20:35:15 +0000 UTC]
J. Jonah Jameson: [turns off the TV] Aw, that's sweet. I hate sweet! I need photos! Photos of Spider-Man!
Editor's Assistant: This is a a poetry journal!
J. Jonah Jameson: Okay then, *poems* about Spider-Man. And I want them finished before you start. And before you finish, get me some coffee! And the poems should have the following rhyme scheme: A-B-B-A-A-B-B-A-C-D-E-C-D-E. What are you waiting for, Chinese New Year?
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alex17hero [2014-11-04 22:31:03 +0000 UTC]
Parker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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XHart9701 [2013-03-05 00:13:38 +0000 UTC]
Uh, I Tought Perry White Was The Publisher & Editor Of The Daily Planet (DC Comics). Marvel's Version Is The Daily Bugle
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Undead-Battery [2012-07-06 15:01:06 +0000 UTC]
super hero saved my ass from a super powered psycho?
publish a news article about the two teaming up to kill me
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thelearningcurv [2012-06-04 13:59:54 +0000 UTC]
lol @ the cigar falling out of his mouth
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theXtreme1man [2011-03-25 00:06:19 +0000 UTC]
J.J: PARKER!!!
PETER: YesMr. Jamison?
J.J: WHERE ARE THOSE PICTURES OF THAT MASKED MENACE SPIDERMAN!?!?!
PETER: Right here sir. anything else?
J.J: Yes. GET THE HELL OUTTA MY OFFICE IN 5.3 SECNDS OR YOUR FIRED!!!!!
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XHart9701 In reply to Wiggum42 [2013-03-05 00:15:20 +0000 UTC]
They Already Have. In Marvel Vs Dc. They Were Both Fighting Over The Editing & Publishing Of The News Paper.
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Tito-Mosquito In reply to Wiggum42 [2011-05-26 19:47:59 +0000 UTC]
They actually did meet once, in DC vs. Marvel issue #4.
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DC-Miller In reply to Wiggum42 [2011-02-13 08:04:06 +0000 UTC]
ah, you crack me up
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MarkArandjus [2010-10-24 10:05:00 +0000 UTC]
Haha, it's great to go into a chatroom, click someone randomly, pretend your JJ and he's Peter. You start the chat with 'PARKER! GET IN MY OFFICE, NOW!!' and demand new Spider-man photos, hilarity ensues.
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no-wang-involved [2010-10-24 00:08:09 +0000 UTC]
we will ^5 about the hitler stache later
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Salvador-Raga [2010-10-23 17:02:23 +0000 UTC]
Isn't "The Daily Bugle"?
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DC-Miller In reply to Salvador-Raga [2010-10-23 18:13:20 +0000 UTC]
i think that was the one on murphy brown?
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DirtyDre In reply to DC-Miller [2010-10-23 20:32:27 +0000 UTC]
lmao, some people might actually believe the things you say.
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DC-Miller In reply to jhwood9 [2010-10-23 18:14:01 +0000 UTC]
i think he would run a music blog or something.
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jhwood9 In reply to DC-Miller [2010-10-28 23:37:15 +0000 UTC]
I never thought of JJJ as the creative type. But sometimes people can be surprising.
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samiatay [2010-10-23 10:15:59 +0000 UTC]
cool, u gotta love this character !
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DC-Miller In reply to samiatay [2010-10-23 18:11:39 +0000 UTC]
i DO love this character!
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