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Published: 2012-04-07 14:05:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 1714; Favourites: 125; Downloads: 20
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Description Well, he didn't.

I'm so sick and tired of all these people using the Bible as their only defense.

Here some news: God did not write your precious little Bible. All he did was get some followers who did it for him.

Your faith in God should have nothing to do with a man-made book.
So stop using it as your only defense in 99.9% of all arguments.

Get smarter and maybe you can actually win an argument without it.

I'm going to get so much shit for this. lol, it'll be ridiculous.
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Tarak0na [2017-12-27 06:07:16 +0000 UTC]

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Galaxy-Splash [2016-08-06 05:42:02 +0000 UTC]

Exactly!
I'm agnostic but I'm fine with religious people, until they say things like "Homophobia is wrong, the bible says so!!" or "Abortion is wrong, the bible says so!!"
Well the bible was written by some guy hundreds of years ago who knows nothing about god. He just wanted everyone to listen to his own rules. :/
And while the bible has some pretty damn cool stories, I wouldn't live by it.

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glovannas [2015-11-27 17:06:54 +0000 UTC]

Y E S

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tultsi93 [2015-08-21 16:28:03 +0000 UTC]

So true.

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Coolrose60 [2014-08-28 19:56:22 +0000 UTC]

 You need a medal with medals engraved on the medal which says you need to rule this world.  

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BlueWolf007 [2014-04-18 21:39:55 +0000 UTC]



Written by man- for man.

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omnomnomeness [2013-11-05 01:15:24 +0000 UTC]

God didn't write the bible, idiots did 

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Loth-Eth [2013-09-21 16:54:15 +0000 UTC]

Because there is no god. And the Bible is nothing but a fairy tails. God is a fake and myth

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Objectville2013 In reply to Loth-Eth [2014-09-30 17:00:59 +0000 UTC]

You just made me lost half of my brains cells

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WoodLily [2012-11-19 22:44:16 +0000 UTC]

Well that is true is is not the word of God. God never supported rape. murder, sexism and so on mankind did. As I recall there are books of John, Mark, Matthew, and so on but no book of Jesus or God.

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yoloisntamotto [2012-07-23 19:20:25 +0000 UTC]

This is true.
I may actually use this on my profile... even though I am Christian.

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derp-derp-herp In reply to yoloisntamotto [2012-07-24 20:01:06 +0000 UTC]

Way to be an open-minded individual.
No, seriously. Most Christians fucking deny this. Congrats.

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yoloisntamotto In reply to derp-derp-herp [2012-07-27 04:00:28 +0000 UTC]

thank you
i get that quiet a lot

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WhatACleverUserName [2012-07-13 18:18:37 +0000 UTC]

Jesus this is something I have been trying to tell people this all freakin lifetime!
SERIOUSLY

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goodboy95 [2012-04-20 18:31:33 +0000 UTC]

God didn't write the bible, Morgan Freeman did. Then he narrated it.

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derp-derp-herp In reply to goodboy95 [2012-04-22 18:10:15 +0000 UTC]

AHahha, this made my day.

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XLR8OR1344 [2012-04-17 23:11:19 +0000 UTC]

i'm not religous or anything, but if god really exists, where is he/she?, what the hell is he/she doing?, why do you use mind control to take over a world that you aparantly made? if god doesn't exist, where is a time travel device, so i can go back and kill the bloody madman who made up the stories, before he even speeks a word of this so called god.

and just to let anybody and everybody know, i have burnt a copy of the bible, to ashes, and danced around it singing

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derp-derp-herp In reply to XLR8OR1344 [2012-04-22 18:15:34 +0000 UTC]

I don't go to the lengths as to actually belittle someone's beliefs, however. I don't support them.

I would never burn someone's bible because of the utter and uptmost disrespect involved in the process. However, I wish for others to respect my beliefs as well.

The fact that God didn't write the bible is true. So there's no religion-bashing going on here.

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XLR8OR1344 In reply to derp-derp-herp [2012-04-23 03:14:57 +0000 UTC]

i do respect other people's beliefs, and i don't put them down on purpose, but when people put me down for not being a believer (for example 3 weeks ago when someone said that i should go to hell after being burned at the stake {true story}) i got rather deffencive, and it kinda got out of hand...

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Geni-chan In reply to XLR8OR1344 [2012-04-18 21:05:00 +0000 UTC]

I AGREE WITH YOU.
But the burning of the Bible...
Deal with it.

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XLR8OR1344 In reply to Geni-chan [2012-04-18 22:55:45 +0000 UTC]

about the bible burning... well we kinda didn't have any other fire starters, and the copy of the bible was perfect kindle...

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Geni-chan In reply to XLR8OR1344 [2012-04-20 21:01:38 +0000 UTC]

Thick enough, that's for sure.

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goodboy95 [2012-04-16 19:28:54 +0000 UTC]

Last time I checked, the bible strictly depicted Jesus asking-

"What are your orders, Morgan Freeman?"

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FloweryFruitFangs [2012-04-16 01:15:22 +0000 UTC]

Some troll wrote the bible a long time ago XD

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derp-derp-herp In reply to FloweryFruitFangs [2012-04-22 18:10:53 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

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ZekroRaptor [2012-04-13 01:46:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm a christian and I even know that. Disciples wrote different events that they experienced/witnessed. That's why each book in the bible is named after a disciple.

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ouranartgirl In reply to ZekroRaptor [2012-06-29 18:22:11 +0000 UTC]

So true!!!

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derp-derp-herp In reply to ZekroRaptor [2012-04-14 13:13:03 +0000 UTC]

Which is also why people shouldn't follow what the bible says. Your "lord" didn't write it, therefore it should have nothing to do with his "word". Or whatever you call it.

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ouranartgirl In reply to derp-derp-herp [2012-06-29 18:22:51 +0000 UTC]

Actually God told each of the desciples what to write and they listened to God

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derp-derp-herp In reply to ouranartgirl [2012-07-09 02:09:17 +0000 UTC]

No they didn't.

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ouranartgirl In reply to derp-derp-herp [2012-07-10 22:49:15 +0000 UTC]

whatever

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derp-derp-herp In reply to ouranartgirl [2012-07-11 02:08:56 +0000 UTC]

Something-ever.

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ouranartgirl In reply to derp-derp-herp [2012-07-11 21:49:20 +0000 UTC]

what do you mean?

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derp-derp-herp In reply to ouranartgirl [2012-07-14 02:52:16 +0000 UTC]

I'm contradicting everything you're saying in an attempt to not have to answer you directly. I don't feel like arguing, but I always reply.

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ouranartgirl In reply to derp-derp-herp [2012-07-15 21:03:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh...Well I think we should call this conversation over, don't you

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derp-derp-herp In reply to ouranartgirl [2012-07-16 02:14:29 +0000 UTC]

K. All you had to do waas not reply.

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ouranartgirl In reply to derp-derp-herp [2012-07-16 15:23:00 +0000 UTC]

k. Bye

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ragamuffin009 [2012-04-13 00:55:57 +0000 UTC]

A. This is true and the thing that bothers me the most about Christianity.

B. I would say "other religions too" but I know for a fact the books the early Christians left out of their New Testament, would have prevented a lot of misogyny and war. They got to pick and choose what they would tell their followers what the word of god is, and that's disgusting.

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derp-derp-herp In reply to ragamuffin009 [2012-04-14 13:13:31 +0000 UTC]

It is. I agree completely.

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ragamuffin009 In reply to derp-derp-herp [2012-04-14 17:41:39 +0000 UTC]

I love Jesus's actual message, and I love generosity, charity, and kindness, and any religion that teaches that. But ever since the year 200, they haven't taught it honestly.

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derp-derp-herp In reply to ragamuffin009 [2012-04-14 18:20:59 +0000 UTC]

I agree. They have turned a simple faith into a dictatorship.

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ragamuffin009 In reply to derp-derp-herp [2012-04-14 20:27:48 +0000 UTC]

It's just sad... but the Christian friend I have isn't like that, luckily. But she's having trouble finding a church she feels comfortable with...

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derp-derp-herp In reply to ragamuffin009 [2012-04-14 21:05:40 +0000 UTC]

I support worshiping from the comfort of your own home. It doesn't make a difference either way, but I do not support established religion.

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ragamuffin009 In reply to derp-derp-herp [2012-04-15 03:17:41 +0000 UTC]

Agreed!

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Ferkru [2012-04-08 02:51:56 +0000 UTC]

you don't say? XD

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KyzerKech [2012-04-07 22:52:33 +0000 UTC]

*grabs popcorn n reads the lulz* and I second this stamp's notion.

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derp-derp-herp In reply to KyzerKech [2012-04-07 22:53:58 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, I should have popcorn...

But sadly, not much has come this way yet. D:

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KyzerKech In reply to derp-derp-herp [2012-04-07 22:57:31 +0000 UTC]

as I've JUST read. good to see there are other sane individuals out there.

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Cr1kk3t [2012-04-07 19:25:47 +0000 UTC]

I have won arguments without it. In fact most of my views go against what most "think" is in the bible. That is why I make a lot of people mad. *stickers.*

I don't use the bible for the reason it was made by man, and the verses were hand picked. The whole bible isn't even there because the bible started out as scrolls. -.- Therefore people may only be getting half of the story.

One thing people don't understand though is that the bible was written pneumonia culture believes and history. Not everything in it is the word of god or Jesus.

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derp-derp-herp In reply to Cr1kk3t [2012-04-07 21:28:52 +0000 UTC]

More like nothing is the word of Jesus or God...
I agree completely.

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