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Published: 2009-06-26 20:28:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 2779; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 3
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Comments: 40

Allison626 [2011-07-30 10:39:05 +0000 UTC]

I wanna do that to my own cheating stepdad...

Thank you for an honest laugh

...even though I know the sincerity of the secret...

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HannaPaulson [2009-08-02 08:32:05 +0000 UTC]

Tehe

I love you, not Jane

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Leahh23 [2009-07-01 21:09:43 +0000 UTC]

that would be an awesome necklace x]

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AvoidingTheObvious [2009-07-01 19:07:57 +0000 UTC]

Hmm. Maybeee, just maybe, it started out as one person putting "Not Jane" on a couple secrets...And then other people started just putting it on there too? I dunno. Just a thought.

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rennskye [2009-06-29 05:48:58 +0000 UTC]

Not Jane... I'd like to put out there that I know how you feel. I'm only comfortable posting this here under a known account because the person who's stepdad I'd like to... do things that would put me away for a long time both A - knows I hate his guts for all hes done to her and B - doesn't even know about DAS.

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Moonfyrestorm [2009-06-28 12:38:02 +0000 UTC]

That is a completely and utterly brilliant secret.

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pbmoose In reply to Moonfyrestorm [2009-06-28 14:53:14 +0000 UTC]

seconded

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undeniably [2009-06-28 03:24:10 +0000 UTC]

I am enjoying this person's secrets

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pbmoose In reply to undeniably [2009-06-28 14:53:02 +0000 UTC]

me too!

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AmberSpike [2009-06-27 09:45:50 +0000 UTC]

I wanna kill her abusive stepdad

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titania86 [2009-06-27 07:33:53 +0000 UTC]

I'd love to see that pretty, pretty necklace!

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josiebunny [2009-06-27 04:35:22 +0000 UTC]

I love this Not Jane person. A lot.

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mirror-image329 [2009-06-27 02:12:41 +0000 UTC]

This secret is insane.
I love it.<3

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RexyisaShark [2009-06-27 00:57:41 +0000 UTC]

If Not Jane is reading this:
I love your secrets!

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TehDoob [2009-06-27 00:03:42 +0000 UTC]

I'm rather amused by all the people irritated by this "not jane" person, her (I'm assuming.) secrets are really quite amusing and unique compared to the usual "BAW I <3 A FURRY WICCAN HOMOSEXUAL AND HE'LL NEVER KNOW 'CAUSE I'M A TRANSGENDER CATHOLIC PRIEST" secrets

...On second thought, my example fails...That's pretty unique if I do say so myself...

but I digress; there's no pleasing the DAS community, either they're bored with the same secrets over and over and bitch about that (which is kind of lame, because everyone's secret should be worth something, if for no other reason but simply because it's only identical when the entire situation is condensed to to the amount of detail that can be put on a DAS submission), but if we're not complaining about that we complain that someones got a closet so full of skeletons that their secrets (at least in my case) have given me a few good "WTF, MATE" and "Lawl, awesome" moments.

tl;dr: Stop whining.
I've got $20 saying that in the next few batches there will be a number of secrets claiming they're sick of "-not jane"

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FragileReveries In reply to TehDoob [2009-07-01 00:30:20 +0000 UTC]

my 3 letters for you: LOL.
that's so funny

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DthNtDty In reply to TehDoob [2009-06-30 01:20:55 +0000 UTC]

A furry Wiccan homosexual and a transgender Catholic priest lmao XD that would be Epic

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ClosedAtDark In reply to TehDoob [2009-06-28 20:04:33 +0000 UTC]

That example made me laugh louder than I have in days.
Thank you for making my day.

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TehDoob In reply to ClosedAtDark [2009-06-28 20:53:59 +0000 UTC]

You are quite welcome.

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uhanekahu In reply to TehDoob [2009-06-27 00:17:54 +0000 UTC]

.....I think I want to become a transgender catholic priest just to find a furry wiccan homo and submit this secret now....XDXDXD that was awesome.


and -not jane, channel the aggression healthily and whatever ya do dont get caught ^^

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valkyrie-knight [2009-06-26 23:57:35 +0000 UTC]

woah...I like this secret probably more than I should ^^"
it makes me happy in a cruel kind of way

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Bright-Circle [2009-06-26 23:57:22 +0000 UTC]

Look at her 'karaoke' secret. Then come back to this and say this secret is disturbing.

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LexxyThirteen In reply to Bright-Circle [2009-06-27 04:09:41 +0000 UTC]

I was just going to post a comment about that.

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Kai69Doom [2009-06-26 23:10:01 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like -Not Jane needs a -Lot of help.

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Crawling-meower [2009-06-26 23:04:44 +0000 UTC]

Once you go to work with that necklace {after you've had it for at least a week}, please send a secret or three to tell us how it went.

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Leahh23 In reply to Crawling-meower [2009-07-01 21:03:09 +0000 UTC]

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SmuTehNoob In reply to Crawling-meower [2009-06-27 14:22:39 +0000 UTC]

I was thinking 6....

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The-Dead-Poetic-x In reply to SmuTehNoob [2009-06-27 20:27:42 +0000 UTC]

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awshroom In reply to Crawling-meower [2009-06-27 00:04:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh man.

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tessiursa [2009-06-26 21:09:02 +0000 UTC]

I like your morbid mind. But wow, ANOTHER secret?

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Vibrant-Impulse [2009-06-26 21:08:25 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, Not Jane, you seem quite disturbed,
I hope you're okay.

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LostLittlePuppet [2009-06-26 21:02:18 +0000 UTC]

Is it sick that I can relate to this person perfectly on this particular secret? .__.''

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xjust-anna In reply to LostLittlePuppet [2009-06-26 22:31:36 +0000 UTC]

not really. some people will just always completely piss you off =/ I can relate to it too.

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LostLittlePuppet In reply to xjust-anna [2009-06-26 22:46:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh good. After seeing all the other comments, I was like "Oh...I must be sick for wanting to do this to people too..."

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blackskye13 [2009-06-26 20:44:08 +0000 UTC]

Apparently this Not Jane has a good deal of issues that us watching DAS alone can't solve. And I agree, this is a frightening statement... o.O

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RuleLessWonder In reply to blackskye13 [2009-06-27 22:14:53 +0000 UTC]

I'm beginning to feel that with the sheer AMOUNT of them; they are false.

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JinxLinden In reply to blackskye13 [2009-06-27 00:42:54 +0000 UTC]

I agree with this.
A lot.
O___O

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This-is-side-one In reply to blackskye13 [2009-06-26 20:48:29 +0000 UTC]

I agree..

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mikegoulty [2009-06-26 20:37:07 +0000 UTC]

Another regarding the stepdad... previously it sounded as if the stepdad was being abusive to your friends/classmates?

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misybee-2009 [2009-06-26 20:34:07 +0000 UTC]

this is a bit scary im not sure it should be on here. At least put a warning on

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