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Published: 2007-08-10 17:14:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 2874; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 17
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Description Gaz gets so mad, so often and over such idiotic trivia that she's the spastic idiot in this family.

Bloaty's Closed

Now Gazzee goes to Bloaty's, the place in the whole wide world she likes best, maybe because it's the ONLY place in the whole wide world she likes.

But Gazzee forgot one very important thing. It's summer now, and that means the store keeps different hours... SHORTER hours! When she gets there she seees Bloaty's is... CLOSED!

Gazzee SCREAMS. NO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIRR!

But this time she can't intimidate anybody in the store... because nobody is IN the store to BE intimidated.

The store won't open so Gazzee gets madder so she screams some more. Gazzee wants to smash the store to pieces, then blow it up and finally burn it down. But she doesn't dare. If she does that, she won't be able to buy a pizza at this Bloaty's location any more, because there won't BE a Bloaty's at this location any more.

Scream louder, Gazzee! Stamp your feet, that's the way! Just don't smash the store. If you do, it won't be able to sell you pizza any more!
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Comments: 32

fallingangel101 [2013-11-14 00:11:27 +0000 UTC]

this would make a good spin off show

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Drawer-Y [2012-05-07 20:56:08 +0000 UTC]

You have won the internet. I'm so glad she finally is portrayed as the selfish, spoiled, self-centered brat that she is.

Um, no offense to Gaz fans, I just don't see how a person who hurts her own brother on a daily basis is likeable.

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Dibsthe1 In reply to Drawer-Y [2012-07-06 17:08:17 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

We can only imagine the fan reaction if it was Dib hurting his sister on a daily basis over similar trivia.

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Invadertak123 [2011-08-10 21:26:51 +0000 UTC]

:superpoke: im poking gaz and thats making her even more annoyed

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Orbit135 [2009-12-25 00:18:08 +0000 UTC]

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyaaaaaaahhhhh.

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Blueshocker [2009-01-01 17:40:19 +0000 UTC]

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Dibsthe1 In reply to Blueshocker [2009-04-12 10:37:39 +0000 UTC]

Yes indeed. She could use some of her own medicine once in a while.

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Blueshocker In reply to Dibsthe1 [2009-04-12 14:56:25 +0000 UTC]

Hmm strange I forgot that I posted a comment on this. I guess I must of forgot.

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hgmuffin-stuff [2008-12-15 04:05:55 +0000 UTC]

I don't think there should be mocking of when people are greatly disturbed by a small change, because this happens in people who are NOT total bitches. There is a difference between being really stressed by what to others would be "no big deal" and taking that out on others through violence or destroying their property. I do the former and NOT the latter, Gaz generally does both (though also only the former, it depends on how much energy she's willing to expend it seems). I certainly don't want people to conflate the two reactions as always co-occurring. I've known several dozen other autistic people who have extreme difficulty with small changes but DO NOT act violently or destructively in response to their frustration.

Sorry about the ramble, just was sneered at today by people when the lights and sounds from a bright, loud truck confused my sense of direction and I couldn't find my way home (which was probably 30 seconds walking time away) and almost got the police called, and someone who recognized me asked if I needed help, then laughed and walked away (after all, what loser makes such a big deal out of a truck anyway?) Thanks!

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Invaderhado [2007-11-27 06:28:09 +0000 UTC]

XD Oh god.

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Tyoria [2007-09-09 18:19:47 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE the sign. You're right; it IS nice to see Gaz get thwarted now and again!

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Dibsthe1 In reply to Tyoria [2007-09-09 23:36:43 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!!

What would that sort of willfulness do if it couldn't get her something she wanted?

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InvaderDez77 In reply to Tyoria [2007-09-09 20:08:49 +0000 UTC]

haha! funny...
Bleh! Bloatys... XDD

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Yeralove [2007-09-08 15:45:04 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDD ajajajaja XD cute X33

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nightmarekitty [2007-09-04 00:38:14 +0000 UTC]

...*seriously resisting a 4chan reference here that would involve Gaz having an afro*

I really like how you drew the building. Especially the shinies on the window and the metal door. And Gaz pounding and kicking in vain against the door is priceless. She looks like she's about to lick the window, which makes this even more hilarious.

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Dibsthe1 In reply to nightmarekitty [2007-09-04 17:31:05 +0000 UTC]

Go ahead and make the reference if you want; I won't understand it, but maybe someone else will.

Thanks! I can't get over what you said about her looking like she's about to lick the window. You... er, you do you know what that means, don't you??

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Dibsthe1 In reply to Dibsthe1 [2007-09-05 01:34:18 +0000 UTC]

Don't feel bad. Not everyone would know that "window-licker" is a British insult for a mentally handicapped person.

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Dibsthe1 In reply to Dibsthe1 [2007-09-06 13:42:03 +0000 UTC]

DOESN'T it though??

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nightmarekitty In reply to Dibsthe1 [2007-09-06 07:22:35 +0000 UTC]

Ah.... that fits her rather well in several respects.

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nightmarekitty In reply to Dibsthe1 [2007-09-04 20:13:18 +0000 UTC]

I thought that would be the case. But afro Gaz is still a funny mental image.

No, I don't.... O-o *is incredibly oblivious when it comes to double entendres, much to the amusement of my peers* What is it?

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dunklekatze [2007-08-14 19:38:16 +0000 UTC]

it's perfect!

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Dibsthe1 In reply to dunklekatze [2007-09-04 14:03:13 +0000 UTC]

Ah! Thank you SO MUCH!!

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invader-mandy [2007-08-13 14:24:46 +0000 UTC]

It's amazing how well you draw Gaz, especially considering the fact that you don't like her XD
Fics... I've read ONE good fic about Gaz so far (not counting the ones in which she learns her lesson, like yours or GAG).

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Dibsthe1 In reply to invader-mandy [2007-08-14 05:47:24 +0000 UTC]

Well, after all, in the words of Dib himself, "to defeat my enemy, I must study my enemy."

You've got me curious; which fic was that?

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invader-mandy In reply to Dibsthe1 [2007-08-14 13:50:02 +0000 UTC]

'latonic Life' by - [link]
It makes Gaz likeable and yet not completely OOC - just a little bit more mature. And Dib is absolutely wonderful there, wherever he appears It's very long, but I think you might like it

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B-gal-emo-of-doom [2007-08-13 09:23:41 +0000 UTC]

And then, her tempure got so out of control, Gazee's head exploaded, pouring her blood over the door and her body fell to the ground, with the rest of her blood poured into the sewers.

I wondered where you got these Gaz the Spaz ideas from?

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Dibsthe1 In reply to B-gal-emo-of-doom [2007-08-13 13:33:46 +0000 UTC]

YES! YES!!

Considering how worked up she gets over NOTHING, I'm surprised we never see Gaz doing THAT to herself. Ah well, that WOULD be an appropriate ending for THIS series!

Many of the IZ fics and drawings here show Dib going completely hysterical while Gaz remains cool as a cucumber. However, the final straw, the one thing that goaded me into thinking up a whole series of scenes like this one, was this.

I happened to find a fic (I forget the name... fortunately) where Zim plays a grotesque and hideously cruel "joke" on Dib just to watch him panic. All the comments claimed something was "funny" about this somehow and gloated over what a "spaz" Dib was.

If Dib's a "spaz" for being horrified by something horrible, then what is Gaz when she goes berserk over next to nothing?

All I had to do was think up some tiny, everyday annoyances that a SANE person would barely notice, but which when combined with Gaz's temper and impatience, would put her in danger of bursting a blood vessel.

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Splrix [2007-08-10 20:12:05 +0000 UTC]

* joins the pointing and laughing *

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Dibsthe1 In reply to Splrix [2007-08-11 02:08:55 +0000 UTC]

That's what I'd like to see people in the fandom doing with her... laughing at her infantile egocentricity, not building her up into this big invincible tyrant canon wouldn't even recognize.

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Splrix In reply to Dibsthe1 [2007-08-11 13:04:43 +0000 UTC]

Before I was introduced to what the fan world thought of Invader Zim I didn't really think anything of Gaz at all except she was creepy

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MissMune [2007-08-10 18:02:51 +0000 UTC]

*snort* I love this. She just looks so hysterical over the fact that it's not open at that exact moment.

And that sign cracks me up. I'd like to see an actual business with that sign.

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Dibsthe1 In reply to MissMune [2007-08-10 18:17:12 +0000 UTC]

She WOULD be! She who the entire world revolves around and who can make the mighty cringe in fear with her GLARE! Yeh right whatever.

Thanks! And thanks for the faves!

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