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Published: 2009-10-09 12:03:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 2271; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 37
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"As the amount of time spent over a computer, and the amount of pop consumed over said computer, approaches infinity, the probability of an accident involving both pop and computer approaches 1."You should've just let Dib have the last pop this time, Gazzee.
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This reminds me of a time when I accidentally spilled a can of Pepsi onto my keyboard. It was a pretty sticky situation.
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Ooh. 
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luckily it was just the keyboard that needed fixing
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Pride comes before a fool.
...Damn. 
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lolz I would die if that happened to me... lol... That's why I keep my drinks as far away from my laptop as POSSIBLE... xD
I can guess she had it coming...
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Right now she's too shocked to hit anything but the floor.
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I know you posted this a while back, but AHAHAHA @ Gaz.
If she's lucky, it's not broken, but now her keys are all sticky!
Of course, something similar happened to me with a laptop, but it miraculously continued to work. :whew:
(And I probably had that same expression on my face)
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One of the first things they say to us in any computer lab is, "No eating or drinking in here!" but we all do it with our own anyway. The wonder is that it doesn't happen more often. Glad it wasn't a fatal accident with you! 
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I know; same goes for my school's labs. I should have known better.
But yeah, 
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Has anyone ever noticed how ugly/weird Gaz's eyes are when they're open? It just doesn't suit her! Lol I like this one, funny
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Hahahaha!
I love the gradients and whatnot, especially in her hair.
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Thanks so much! They were fun to work on.
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Ha ha, it was bound to happen sometime! 
I like to think that the can had a mind of its own and was giving Dib he's always deserved for so long. Maybe from now on Gaz will learn how beneficial it really is to just share something for once. 
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Thinking up ways for Gaz to be her own worst enemy got really easy once I got started!
I don't think she ever will learn. The writers certainly left her as a flat, one-note character.
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I can see how that could be easy. The show's illogical displays of what would result from her revolting behavior could easily be flipped around to show how things would REALLY work out as result of her despicable antics in real life.
Ugh, and what's worse: Gaz is the insulting epitome of what people now beleive is what makes a good fictional female character these days. I call bullshit on the people who genuinely believe that this is true. 
Even though I'm sure it wasn't intentional, (it WAS a Gaz-centric episode, after all) the message that came across to me was "Don't dish out what you can't take", especially when you consider that Iggins kid acted just like she does about video games, only she doesn't brag about her gaming skills or ramble on about the games the way he did. But all in all, she isn't any better about gaming than he is.
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Yes, good point. Iggins believes video games are the only things in the universe, and he does not care what he does to whoever comes between him and a video game. In that sense, Iggins IS a female Gaz, only one with more bark than bite.
I have long noticed people confusing bullying and brutality with "strength" in fictional female characters. They were doing so long before Gaz and I fear they will continue to do so after.
Strong male characters (as well as strong men) know when, why, and how much to lean on somebody; if they go any further than that they are called hypocrites, told they are abusing their power, etc.
It's not enough to just HAVE power. Power confers responsibility to use it wisely.
This reminds me of the saying, βWomen don't find it difficult to behave like men but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen.β
There's a whole discussion on it here: [link]
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Exactly. 
Isn't that way much more true than it should be? I'm really fearing how the enxt generation will turn out, with all of these unresolved turmoils turning around the corner by the minute.
Actually, I've seen many male characters that are just as bad as the poorly developed female characters- if not, worse then them.
Yet another good point you've made. I personally wish that we would all just except equal treatment for both genders and act on it.
At this point, those feminists had surpassed the point they were trying to make about feminsism and are only creating far more injustice than the men ever could have been capable of. They're giving the rest of us more sensible and intellegent females a bad name.
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Yes, they are. Very unfortunately. They're making a mockery of the promise feminism started out to be.
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They really are. It's those kind of females that make me feel disgusted to be apart of the same gender.
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Heh heh! After all the crap and grief she gives Dib over soda I'll say she did.
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Ugh, the period key on my computer is still sticking from an accident that happened months ago...
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Ugh, my sympathies. 
That's a good reason to get one of those wide-on-the-bottom spill proof mugs.
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