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Cousin Rocket must watch the Little Einstein Crusaders for the night when June is hard at work.June: Where'd I put that? Ohh, I thought I already...
[clatter]
June: Ohh, and I can't forget I've got to... oh, how am I ever gonna get this done?
Nikki: Are you sure I can't help? I could—
June: No!
Nikki: Maybe just a—
June: No thanks!
Nikki: How about—
June: Just stand over there.
Nikki: But—
June: Where you'll be out of the way. Ribbon, ribbon! Where's the ribbon?!
Nikki: I got it!
[creaking]
Nikki: Whoa!
June: [gasps]
[clattering noises]
June: Yelp!
[crashing]
Nikki: Um, I-I'll just go and stand in the corner, where I'll be... out of the way.
June: [sigh]
(Little Einsteins theme)
Nikki: Won't you at least let me help you clean up?
June: No. You've helped me quite enough.
Nikki: I'm sorry, sis! I just thought that if I could help, I might find my special gift and finally earn my personality profile.
June: I understand. It's just that... I need this time to fill this order without any... complications. Okay, all done. Now, back to work. I've lost a lot of time, and I cannot have any more interruptions.
[doorbell rings]
June: Oh, what now?!
Cousin Rocket: Oh, sorry. I thought the "open" sign meant you were open, but I must have been mistaken.
June: [gasps] Cousin Rocket! Forgive me! I was so wrapped up in my work that I forgot you were bringing Marie back from her grooming!
Cousin Rocket: No worries, June. I've left her there in the basket.
Marie: [purrs]
June: Oh, she looks great! I just don't understand how you're able to do it! I can't get near her without getting a swipe from her claws.
Marie: [hisses]
June: Whoa! Did you use... the Stare on her?
Cousin Rocket: Oh, no! I wouldn't! I couldn't! I-I don't really have any control over when that happens. I-It just happens. No, I'm just good with animals. It's my special gift, you know?
June: Well, you should have a picture of Marie as a personality profile instead of those butterflies.
Nikki: Ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Maybe I can be good with animals, too!
Marie: (Hisses)
Nikki: Or not.
Cousin Rocket and June: [laughs]
June: I'm sorry I can't invite you to stay and chat, Cousin Rocket. I've bitten off a bit more than I can chew with this order.
Nikki: But you're not eating anything.
June: No, Nikki, it's an expression. It means that I've taken on more work than I can handle. I've got twenty of these special dresses to make tonight! They're due in Nottingham tomorrow morning.
[twinkling]
Cousin Rocket: [gasp]
June: See? I've lined them in a special rainbow silk. It took so long to make, but I think it adds just the right touch, don't you?
Cousin Rocket: These are lovely, but twenty by tonight? How will you get it all done?
June: Well, I, uh...
Nikki: Oh, oh, oh! Maybe I could... just... just stand in the corner and watch.
June: I'll manage.
Cousin Rocket: Well, maybe I should get out of your hair so you can work.
Moana and Sister Rocket: Hi, Cousin Rocket! Hi, June!
June: Hello, uh, girls...
Moana and Sister Rocket: Hey, Nikki!
Nikki: Sister Rocket! Moana!
Sister Rocket : You ready for tonight?
Nikki: Yup! Personality planning session is a go!
Moana: Tonight is the night we each try to find our own special talent.
Sister Rocket: Even if it takes us all night!
Moana: I'm ready! You ready?
Sister Rocket: Very ready!
Little Einstein Crusaders: Little Einstein Crusader sleepover at June's! Yay!
Nikki: And... look what I made us!
[trumpet flourish]
Moana and Sister Rocket: Oh, wow! [laughter, gasps] That's so cool! Oooh!
Cousin Rocket: What does that patch on your cape mean?
Little Einstein Crusader: The Little Einstein Crusaders! Yay!
Sister Rocket: We're on a crusade, a mission!
Moana: To find our personality profiles!
Nikki: Yup. And look. I lined them with this special rainbow silk. It took sooo long to make, but I think it adds just the right touch, don't you?
Moana and Sister Rocket: Oooooh!
June: (gasp) (thinking) The rainbow silk, if Nikki has the rainbow silk, that means (she sees that the rainbow silk was cut off thanks to Nikki) Nikki! What have you done? That was the last of the rainbow silk! Oh, now I'll have to make more! Oh, I hope I can make more. I'm gonna have to work all night! Which means... I'm sorry, girls, I'm afraid the Crusaders sleepover is cancelled.
Nikki: What?!
June: I just won't have any time to watch you if I want to get these dresses delivered on time.
Nikki: But—
June: No buts this time. I'm sorry, Nikki. It's just the way it has to be.
Little Einstein Crusaders: Awwww...
Sister Rocket: Nice going, Nikki.
Moana: You ruined our sleepover, thanks to you.
Nikki: What? I thought rainbow silk was a perfect way to line up our capes.
Cousin Rocket: I, uh, I suppose I could take them for the night.
June: I couldn't ask you to do that.
Cousin Rocket: Oh, it's no problem at all.
June: Have you met my sister and her friends? A problem is all it would be.
Cousin Rocket: Did I have a problem with Marie? You've seen how well I handle small creatures!
June: I suppose that's true... and I do have a lot of work to do...
Cousin Rocket: Come on, it'll be fun.
June: I assure you, they're quite a handful.
Cousin Rocket: These sweet little angels?
(halos light up above the LEC)
June: Well... all right.
Little Einstein Crusaders: Little Einstein Crusader sleepover at Cousin Rocket's cottage Hangar! Yay!
Cousin Rocket: So cute. W-wait for me!
June: Hmmm...I sure hope she could handle on this.
(at Cousin Rocket's cottage)
Cousin Rocket: Oh, won't this be ever so fun? We can have a nice little tea party, and braid each others' hairs, and sit quietly and color, and tell each other fairy tales, and—
[rush of air, clattering feet]
Little Einstein Crusaders: [giggling]
Leo: Hello, Cousin Rocket.
Cousin Rocket: Oh! Hello, Leo. Where are you off to?
Leo: I'm heading to the Black Forest to Blossom's to get some of my favorite tea.
Cousin Rocket: Th-The Black Forest? Ah, you'll be careful, won't you?
Leo: Of course! How about you? What are you doing with the girls?
Cousin Rocket: June has a big order to fill tonight, so I volunteered to take the girls over to my cottage for a sleepover.
Leo: Wow. Sounds like everypony has their hands full today. Taking care of those three girls all by yourself? You sure you can handle it?
Cousin Rocket: What? These sweet little angels? They'll be no problem at all.
(Nighttime comes)
[crickets chirping, owl hooting]
[door closes]
Nikki: Wow! Look at this place! What's that? Are those chickens?
Little Einstein Crusaders: [unintelligible chatter]
Cousin Rocket: [to herself] No... problem at all. [normal] Okay, girls, uh, what should we do?
Sister Rocket: I'm gonna get my talent first!
Cousin Rocket: Girls?
Nikki: Nuh-uh!
Cousin Rocket: Should we—
Moana: I am!
Cousin Rocket: Girls, okay, now settle—
Sister Rocket: I'm staying up all night!
Moana: Me, too!
Nikki: Me, three!
Cousin Rocket: I-I know you're excited, but— girls, oh, oh, careful with the— oh, ah, girls— [huffs] So! What do you wanna do? Play a game?
Sister Rocket: We are the Little Einstein Crusaders!
Moana: And we want to crusade for our personality profiles!
Nikki: And, and, and, we, um— yeah! What they said!
Cousin Rocket: Mmm, I don't know... how about a nice quiet little tea party?
Sister Rocket: Or... we could go adventuring in the Black Forest!
Moana and Nikki: Yeah!
Cousin Rocket: (gasp) Oh, no! The Black Forest is much too dangerous. It's filled with far too many strange creatures.
Nikki: But you could go with us and we could catch those creatures. We could be, umm... creature catchers!
Little Einstein Crusaders: Yay! Little Einstein Crusader creature catchers!
Sister Rocket: (as a creature) Roar! I am a dangerous creature from the Black Forest! Roar!
Nikki: Halt, dangerous creature of the Black Forest. I am Nikki, the creature catcher, and I'm here to catch you!
Sister Rocket: You can never catch me! I am far too powerful and dangerous!
Nikki: You cannot run from me!
Sister Rocket: Roar!
Nikki: [giggling]
Sister Rocket: Roar! [giggling]
Cousin Rocket: Um, oh, maybe that's not such a— now, girls, how about we do some nice coloring? Doh—
Nikki: Come back, dangerous creature, so I can catch you!
Sister Rocket: Never!
Cousin Rocket: Careful... you don't...
[crash]
Cousin Rocket: ...break anything.
Nikki: Sorry, Cousin Rocket.
Sister Rocket: Yeah, sorry.
Moana: I guess we aren't creature catchers.
Cousin Rocket: Oh, girls, it's okay. I—
Moana: I know! We could be Little Einstein Crusader carpenters!
Cousin Rocket: C-carpenters?
(the LEC now referencing the Three Stooges)
Moana: Hammer!
Sister Rocket: Hammer. (grabs hammer)
Nikki: Hammer!
Sister Rocket: Hammer. (grabs hammer) Hammer! ...Hammer. (grabs hammer)
[various construction sounds]
Nikki: Um ... that doesn't look like a table.
Sister Rocket: We were making a table?
Moana: Someone needs to put this thing out of its misery.
Sister Rocket: We are definitely not Little Einstein Carpenters.
Nikki: Who wants a picture of a hammer on their profile anyway?
Cousin Rocket: Well, now that we've gotten that out of the way, how about a game?
Moana: A game?
Cousin Rocket: It's called The Quiet Game!
Sister Rocket: What's that?
Cousin Rocket: Well, it's a game about who can be quiet the longest. Sound fun? I'm the world champ, you know. I bet you can't beat me! [squee] [deep breath]
Sister Rocket: I lose!
Nikki: Me too!
Moana: Me three!
Cousin Rocket: [sigh] What am I gonna do.
Moana: Okay, now what can we do? Oooh! How about Little Einstein Crusader coal miners?
(they head to the chimmny)
Little Einstein Crusaders: Yeah!
Cousin Rocket: No!
Little Einstein Crusaders: Awwww! Cousin Rocket!
Cousin Rocket: I mean, it's time for bed, don't you think? Aren't you excited to get all toasty and warm in your snuggly-wuggly widdle beds?
Moana: Snuggly-wuggly? But we have more crusading to do!
Sister Rocket: We've got plans!
Nikki: And capes!
Cousin Rocket: Um, okay, um. Maybe the crusading can wait until morning? When it's light? And not so... dark?
Moana: How are we gonna find our special talent in our sleep?
Cousin Rocket: [turns off the light] Maybe you'll have a lovely little dream about your special talent.
Sister Rocket: But we're not even tired yet!
Cousin Rocket: How about I sing you a lullaby?
Little Einstein Crusaders: Mm-hmm, yeah!
Cousin Rocket: [clears throat] ♪♪Hush now, quiet now It's time to lay your sleepy head Hush now, quiet now It's time to go to bed♪♪
Nikki: I know this one!
Cousin Rocket: Oh, how wonderful! Why don't you sing it with me?
Nikki: [clears throat] ♪♪Hush now! Quiet now! It's time to lay your sleepy head! Said hush now! Quiet now! It's time to go to bed!♪♪
Cousin Rocket: Okay Nikki, that was...
Nikki: ♪♪Driftin' off to sleep! Exciting day behind you! Driftin' off to sleep! Let the joy of dream land find you!♪♪
Cousin Rocket: Thank you Nikki, um...
Nikki: ♪♪Hush now! Quiet now! Lay your sleepy head! Said hush now! Quiet now! It's time to go to bed! Ow!♪♪
[chickens clucking and flapping]
Sister Rocket: What is that?
Cousin Rocket: [gasp] Oh no! Girls!
Moana: Cousin Rocket, your chickens are on the loose!
Nikki: I wonder what could have caused that...
Sister Rocket: (to Nikki) Who sing too loud. (to Cousin Rocket) Don't worry, Cousin Rocket, the Little Einstein Crusaders will handle this!
Nikki: Little Einstein Crusader chicken herders! Yay!
[rush of air, more chicken clucking]
Cousin Rocket: No, I don't think that's a— ah, come back! Please!
[Little Einstein Crusaders giggling, more chicken flapping and squawking]
Cousin Rocket: Come on, girls, the chickens are fine— oh, girls, um... GIRLS!
Little Einstein Crusaders: Huh?
[chickens flapping and clucking]
Cousin Rocket: Come on, in you go.
(she leads the chickens back to their home, but they're not listening to her commands)
Cousin Rocket: (sigh) Guess I have no choice.
(she uses her stare on the chickens to make them return to the coop)
[eerie music]
Cousin Rocket: There's some good chickens. Okay, you three. Isn't it about time you got into bed?
Little Einstein Crusaders: But—
Cousin Rocket: Please?
Little Einstein Crusaders: Awww! Okay!
Cousin Rocket: (giggles)
Cousin Rocket: So, no more crusading for tonight, all right?
Sister Rocket: Yes, Cousin Rocket!
Nikki: We promise, Cousin Rocket!
Moana: Good night, Cousin Rocket!
Cousin Rocket: Okay, good night.
(as it turns out, the girls pretend to sleep as they wait for Cousin Rocket to leave the area, afterwards they open their eyes)
Nikki: Okay, so what kind of crusading do we do next?
Moana: There's not much we can do from this room... unless we become Little Einstein Crusader cottage cleaners.
Nikki: N-no, thanks.
Moana: Well, we have to think of something. We can't just waste this opportunity to find out what our special talents are. (checks outside) Hey, girls! Look! Some of the chickens may have escaped!
Nikki: Into the forest!
Little Einstein Crusaders: [whispering] Little Einstein Crusaders chicken rescuers are go!
Cousin Rocket: (sleeping on her bed that looks like Rocket's but in a different color) [sigh] It really wasn't that hard ... I mean, all I needed to do was just show them who's in charge. Nothing's gonna get past me! Good with animals, good with kids.
(the crusaders with their capes on head outside of the cottage to the Black Forest)
[tearing fabric]
Sister Rocket: [whispering] Wait up girls!
Cousin Rocket: Mmm, peace and quiet. [gasps] Too quiet. [gasps] Girls? Girls? Ginger! She's missing! Girls?! [gasps] Oh, no! They must have gone looking for my missing chicken! Which means... they must have gone into... [gasp] [gulp] The Black Forest!
Cousin Rocket: Those girls have really done it this time! They've really bitten off more than they can chew! Oh, just like me! I never should have offered to watch them. [deep breath] Here I go, into the Black Forest to rescue them.
(she flies into the black forest)
Moana: Here, chick-chick-chick-chick-chick! Brawck, bawk-bawk-bawk, brawck!
Sister Rocket: What are you doing?
Moana: Calling for the chicken!
Sister Rocket: That is not how you call a chicken.
Moana: Oh, and you know how to call a chicken?
Sister Rocket: I know that's not the way.
Moana: Then show me.
Sister Rocket: I don't have to show you!
Moana: You're just chicken!
Sister Rocket: Am not!
Moana: Oh, wait, now I know how to call a chicken! (clucking)!
Sister Rocket: That's so funny I forgot to laugh.
Moana: You also forgot how to call a chicken!
Sister Rocket: Why, you...
Moana: [blows raspberry]
Nikki: Come on, guys, we're not gonna find the chicken or our personality profilies by arguing.
Moana: Maybe that's our special talent. Arguing!
Sister Rocket: Is not!
Moana: Is too!
Sister Rocket: Is not!
Moana: Is too! Anything yet?
Sister Rocket: Nope.
Moana: Darn.
Sister Rocket and Moana: [giggle]
[wind blows]
Moana: Heeeere, chick-chick-chick-chick, baaawk, bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk, b-baaaaawk!
Cousin Rocket: [whispering] Girls? [gulp] Girls? [squeak] Oh! Get a hold of yourself, Cousin Rocket. Just put one foot in front of the other.
[twig snaps]
Cousin Rocket: (gasp)! What was that?
(bumps into a tree)
[thump]
Cousin Rocket: [scream] (she flies in fear) Leo? I-Is that you? Oh, Leo, it is you. Thank goodness you're here. I need your help. The girls are out here somewhere, and I'm afraid that they're— (as it turns out, Leo has turned into stone) [gasps] Oh! What's happened to you? [scream]
[thud]
Cousin Rocket: Oh, no! If you've been turned to stone, it must mean—(gasp) Medusa, oh! Oh no, the girls! Don't move. I'll be back for you. Girls!
Sister Rocket: Is not!
Moana: Is too!
Sister Rocket: Is not!
Moana: Is too!
Nikki: Girls! Our special talent is not arguing. Besides, what would the personality profile of someone whose talent is arguing even look like?
Cousin Rocket: Girls? Girls?
Nikki: Cousin Rocket?
Cousin Rocket: Girls! Thank goodness I found you!
Moana: Cousin Rocket, what?
Cousin Rocket: Girls, we have to leave the forest at once!
Nikki: But... we haven't found the chicken yet!
Cousin Rocket: There's no time for that. Medusa's on the loose!
Moana: Medu-what now?
Cousin Rocket: Medusa! It's a frightening creature who looks like a human girl with hair made out of live snakes. Now, come on!
Sister Rocket: A human girl who has hair made out of live snakes? That doesn't sound scary, that sounds silly!
Moana: Why, if I ever saw one of them Medusias face-to-face, I'd laugh at how silly she was.
Cousin Rocket: No! Never look one in the eye!
[chicken clucking]
Cousin Rocket: If you look Medusa in the eye—
Moana: The chicken!
Cousin Rocket: Girls! Wait!
Little Einstein Crusaders: Here, chick-chick-chick-chick-chick!
[chicken clucking]
[growling]
Nikki: There he is!
(however, two chickens pop out of the bush)
Sister Rocket: Two chickens?
Moana: I thought only one escaped!
Nikki: Grab them both!
(moana tries to catch the first chicken who is real)
[chicken clucking]
(them moana catches the second chicken, which in fact who is Medusa in disguise)
Medusa:[roar]
[chicken clucking]
(Medusa uses her eyes to turn the staring chicken into stone)
[thud]
Little Einstein Crusaders: [scream]
[thump]
(the LEC see the petrified Leo)
Little Einstein Crusaders: [gasp]
Cousin Rocket: See? Now we have to—
Little Einstein Crusaders: [screaming]
Cousin Rocket: Girls, please. Girls— now listen to me, girls, I— please!
[screaming]
Cousin Rocket: (gasp)
Medusa: [growling]
Cousin Rocket: Girls! Behind me, now!
Little Einstein Crusaders: Yes Cousin Rocket!
Medusa: [roaring]
Cousin Rocket: Oh, those angels, I know what I must do, even if it mean risky my own life before I turned to stone. (to Medusa) You! Just who do you think you are, going around turning others into stone?
Medusa: [Gasp]
(Medusa uses her eyes to turn the starring Cousin Rocket into stone)
Cousin Rocket: You should be ashamed of yourself. I have a mind to find your mother and tell her what you've been up to, young man. Now you go over there, and turn Gingle and my friend Leo back to normal, and don't ever let me catch you doing this again. Do you understand me?
Medusa: [whimpering] (she runs off)
(thanks to Cousin Rocket's stare, the spell frees her, Leo, and Ginger)
Cousin Rocket: Are you girls all right? I was so worried!
Sister Rocket: Yeah, fine!
Nikki: Thanks to that stare of yours.
Sister Rocket: You're like the queen of stares. You're the—
Little Einstein Crusaders: Stare Master!
Nikki: We're sorry we snuck out of the house and into the forest.
Moana: Yeah. All we wanted to find out who we are and discover our personality profiles. From now on, we'll listen to you.
Sister Rocket: We promise.
Cousin Rocket: Oh, you do, do you? Well, you better, or I'll give you... the Stare!
Cousin Rocket and Little Einstein Crusaders: [giggling]
Leo: What... what happened?
[chicken squawking]
Little Einstein Crusaders: [giggling]
Cousin Rocket: And that's when it brought you back from stone.
Leo: This is gonna make quite a letter to the princess. I was wrong about you. You certainly do know how to handle those girls.
Cousin Rocket: Oh, I wouldn't go that far.
Leo: Hmm? How so?
Cousin Rocket: I assumed that I'd be just as good with kids as I am with animals. Boy, was I wrong. I really learned the hard way not to bite off more than I could chew.
Leo: You and June both. Good morning, June.
Cousin Rocket: Did you finish all those dresses with the rainbow silk?
June: [sigh] Just delivered them. I have to admit, if you hadn't come along, I might not have. Thanks again.
Cousin Rocket: Won't you stay for some tea?
June: I really must get back to the shop and clean up. Girls! Get your things. Time to go. Girls!
Little Einstein Crusaders: [giggling, talking]
June: Girls! Time to— Girls! Your things! Girls! It's time to— Girls!
Cousin Rocket: June, allow me. [clears throat] Girls?
(the girls listen to Cousin Rocket)
Moana: Yes, Cousin Rocket.
Sister Rocket: You called?
Cousin Rocket: Go and get your things. June's here to see you home.
Nikki: Of course, Cousin Rocket, right away!
June: What! How did you... how did you do that?
Leo: Go ahead, you know your lesson.
Cousin Rocket: I guess I'm just as good with kids as I am with animals.
Little Einstein Crusaders: Thank you, Cousin Rocket! Bye! Thank you, Stare Master!
June: Oh, speaking of which, I could use your help with Marie.
Cousin Rocket: Of course. How about later today?
Marie: [yowls]
June: How about now? [strains]
Marie: [yowls]
Leo and Cousin Rocket: [giggling]
