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Read the next comic strip Whenever I answer the phone and it's a salesman I instantly burst into tears and start crying loudly.
I'd excuse it as a purposeful tactic but it doesn't stop them.
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XD Frank please do not encourage your friend's murderous tendencies
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hahaha that's funny you do this whole thing? would you be up to join a comic group im looking for comic writers, pecilers an colorists a place where we can collaborate and have fun
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Whenever I get called by a salesman I just answer either "Hello City morgue, you kill them we chill them, what can I do for you today?" or "Hello, roadkill cafe, you kill it we grill it, what can we make for you today?" it is a good tactic and works quite a bit. XD
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Oh man... This is genius and quietly terrifying. Go, Guy, go!
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And I thought I was the only person who answered random calls with "this is he".
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well, she answered the call with "this is she" so you're still the only person you know of(real or otherwise) that answered random calls with "this is he"
technically correct is the only kind of correct.
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I tried this kind of job once, years ago. Never again... It was hell, but I still find this one hilarious.
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The last time a Telephone sales person called I sang a parodied version of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up. She busted up laughing.
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Have you ever tried to do the job?
The abuse? The terrible manners?
The pressure from your higher ups when you fail to ''Be assertive"
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I do feel bad for you guys because people can be super harsh. But at the same time I don't feel bad when I'm watching TV, reading a book or just trying to relax and then the phone rings and I think it's a call I might actually want, but instead find out it's some stupid telemarketer. And if it only happened once, okay that's cool, but all the time as if you think I just missed the call and I can't wait for you to call back. There are times when I would love to cuss someone out for that. Why is that still even option for a job! People hardly even call their own parents for Christ sakes, why would they want to talk to someone at some random moment of the day about the stuff they sale which probably isn't even something that they would ever need/want!
Sorry but you should really try getting another job, man.
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Do you know what a cochlear ear implant is?
Its pretty much a brand new ear for a deaf person!
So that a 3 year old child who has never heard their mothers voice before can hear the words I love you! for the first time.
Do you know how poorly funded these wonderful devices are in most countries?
We ring people at home who are listening to the television or having a conversation with family might share what they would more than likely wasted on a six pack of alcohol to give help a deaf child what they have.
I ring people at home so that a mother can hear her children laugh.
What do you do for a living? sell someone a new shirt? a pair of socks?
Do you go home at night feeling like you have done something worth while?
Yes the job can be hard with the sort of people who cant give five minuted of their time and a few dollars of their booze money to help another human being.
But then you ring a parent whose child has hearing problems and needs that help, or that business man who donates $100 dollars of money he doesn't really need to give a child the gift sound, and you remember that there are some decent people in this world and you make another phone call and talk to another person.
I work for the national foundation for the deaf and I ring people in the evenings because everyone deserves to hear their children laugh!
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I know that feel bro...
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Every little bit counts!
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You're goddamn right!
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No, but I've worked retail at Walmart in Delaware for almost 4 years now. I imagine it's quite similar, as I've wanted to commit murder a few times.
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At least you have faces, so you can memorise them, and if you see them on the street!!!!!
And I doubt walmarts targets are quiet so bad, your customers come to you.
"How did you get my number, its a brand new number!"
PEOPLE THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!!!!!!!!!!
The oldies complain about todays youth, teenagers have better phone manners than the older generation!
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No, I people were pricks back then, and their offspring are the pricks of today. It's just that towns were smaller back when they were young and if you acted like a dick your parents spanked your backside or did some other punishment than just locking you in your room...with your hidden hand-held game console or cell phone. If the older folks don't recall people misbehaving in 'their day' then they either weren't paying attention, or made a point of pretending they did not exist.
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New Zealand now has an anti smacking law in place, if someone did that in public today..........
Being on the phones has one advantage I can make faces as I speak to the new king of retards on the phone.
You get some great excuses as to why people cant talk to you.
In the two years Ive been at this job the winner is still
"Sorry cant talk my kicten is on fire!!!" (could hear the smoke alarm in the background.)
And the worst was a woman who had just gotten home from the hospital after being told she had cance, sat with her on the phone for thirty minutes while she cried, until her husband got home. He was so grateful that they donated 500 dollars to the charity.
There are some wonderful people in this world, sure theres a basket load of scum on top the barrel but if you dig down and wade through all the decaying crap you will find them.
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Just pretend to speak in another language after you say "hello" , or if you actually know one like i do! It works!!!
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When I get a salesman/woman on the phone, trying to sell me something, I normally make them hang up by attempting to sell them things that I may have in my roon, near me.
One such call had me trying to sell off a pair of used socks. Sadly, they don't want my damned socks.
Maybe next time.
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I knew someone who would do that, except they would try to sell them any random thing that came to mind, like car insurance that their friend has.
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How on earth do you even do that???
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I glad you commented. You have a great opportunity right now.
I have in stock, right now, a pink plushie keychain. When you squeeze its stomach, it's sings, one syllable at a time, "Skip to my lou"
This can be yours with twenty payments of .25 cents.
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We can put you on the student loan program
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hehe
See how fun this is? Now imagine someone calls, trying to sell you insurance. And you just so happen to have a used piece of tissue near you. You could attempt to sell them DNA. Voila! Instant fun!
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Oh god, that smile...help me.
Also, this is VERY relevant. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdoog…
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Next time I get a call, I'm going to Troll them just like this.... And see how they react when I hang up!
The fear on their behalf is going to be the ultimate prank in the history of Pranks!
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Sometimes, I would like to be able to do this. Sometimes there's cute sounding sales girls on the other line.
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Your choice of the tele-consultant's name being Steve is particularly hilarious for me, because here in SA there has been a whole series of radio ads about a guy called Steve who calls people and tries to get people to sign up with his bank.
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I was so irritated earlier and this just made me forget it all
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DAT FACE. ITS CREEPIER THAN.....WELL IT'S THE CREEPIEST FACE SHE'S EVER MADE!
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Just hang up as soon as you find out that it's a telemarketer. Coldly. They won't take no as an answer, hanging up they will.
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